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Paisley: "Despite acknowledging that I'm actually aware of the pain this symbol I like to wear can cause you, thus negating my claims of accidental racism, I want to continue wearing it. In return, I won't judge you for wearing a completely inoffensive article of clothing that a lot of white p...

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Johnnie wrote:Random memory from my subconscious:

Seeing a movie with a character saying "Annette Funny Jello!"

No idea the rhyme or reason for this memory.

According to Google, you outed yourself as a devotee of Full House. Nice work.

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Pope Klozmodius knows how to steal the good stuff from the internet way better that the previous, dumber, less tech savvy Popes. That's why you don't see German Goo Girls Anal Piss Gangbang and Japanese Futanari Hermie Shemale Un-Pixelated porn on that list. Because Pope Klozmodius knows how to use...

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Did you know that something like 5500 new laws were enacted by Blair that defined certain words, speech, as "crime"? Do you even think about such things? That is to say, merely expressing one's opinion is enough to ruin one's life. That's tyranny in its purest form. That's what happened t...

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Jerloma wrote:There are some interesting movies being pirated from The Vatican...

Who knows German? Can you interpret that for us?

I'm calling BS. That is a lot of female names in those porn flicks.

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Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers And no, it's not Alcohol. Care to let the rest of us in on your joke/reference? As for DoucheRugby, he may have gone off in the Katrina Thread, but he came back after that. I joined shortly after Katrina and got i...

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Scottie wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!
No, that would be a threat to our religion.
Don't bring daisies to a tree fight, son.

What else is he supposed to put in the barrel of your branches? Come here, big fella. I think you just need a hug.

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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregna...

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Scottie wrote:T'ar Mack a Dem sounds more like reggae.

Or Gaelic.

It sounds like Scottie making an overt threat against a political party to me! Get him, boys!

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P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?

Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.

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Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29 Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 Population of cou...

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rass wrote:Remember that US census worked found strung up dead in a tree in Kentucky, with "FED" scrawled across his chest?

Wow, that story looks really long... What about him?

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Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in the mirror blind spot, so you couldn't see even if you turned your head to look. Sucked balls...

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Johnnie wrote:Eww.

I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

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Any company that greenlighted the PT Cruiser and the HHR should have gone out of business. Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in t...

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My gf's dad thought she was awesome, so she probably like crushed unions and told people to get a job and stuff. I don't know a thing about her either, other than she was BFFs with Reagan and they rode horses once. This, and I like Shrew's post as well. She was Reagan in a skirt and a dour attitude...

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Sabo wrote:Is there a color code for a slightly reddish-pink hue because you ate a bunch of beets the day before?

I'd call Shrute Farms about that.

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rass wrote:
rass wrote:Fucker still hasn't paid me.
And he'll win the pool if Michigan wins tonight.

Perfect. If he wins, give the prize money to the runner up. You gotta pay to play.

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Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.

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Square Rob wrote:I would totally punch a baby in the mouth for a Klondike bar right now.

I don't have a baby, but I know where to get one.

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I'm confused, the Korean's minds are blown as to how vulgar American pop culture is because K-Pop is so cutesy and watered down? Or are the non-Korean civilians shocked that the cutesy K-Pop lyrics, while seemingly cutesy and childish, are actually explicit when translated? Maybe I'm mixing a coupl...

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You can't make me choose one Don Cherry video over another. I'd lean techno, but Kwi-bek and the Euro insult made it impossible to choose. Damn I miss Hockey Night in Canada. Probably what I miss most about college is Canadian TV.

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I highly recommend watching his TED talk on YouTube from a couple of years ago. It is extremely poignant. Mainly focuses on the loss of his ability to speak. Some of the stuff he wrote after his cancer was was mind blowing. Incredibly heartfelt, touching and intelligent. Plus he dated Oprah and ess...

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Brontoburglar wrote:I just don't go in public places

Shocking*

*Please note that this should be read with extreme sarcasm.

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There was interest in Lee Hi in the previous K-Pop thread. Here's her new song. I can't believe she broke up with a giant male Hello Kitty character dressed as a late 1980's Compton thug. That song sounded so similar to something I can't quite place, Janis Joplin, maybe. I find that with a lot of K...

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I actually had a real discussion about K-Pop with non-Korean civilians and it's weird how the pipeline for this stuff works. Not to mention they are all teachers at universities or otherwise. So not only are they teaching Koreans English -- at times using American pop culture for help with our idio...

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HDO45331 wrote:Thanks for everything, Scottie. After tax season, I'll have to get involved a little more.

Why wait?

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Grasspenis wrote:We need to start emulating North Korea!

How do people post this stuff with a straight face?

I'd tell them to move to Iran or North Korea if they prefer the domestic policies there.

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I don't watch any of that shit. But if you're Fallon? Fuck, yeah, take the cash; it's NBA star money. And resign yourself that it's as far as your career is going to ever go, become immune to terrible generic sterilized network monologue "writing", learn to tune out the trained-seal laugh...

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3-Eddie Pepitone. I don't know....he didn't do it for me. Kind of an old school comic. Rough edges. Had some funny bits, but didn't seem to be on the same wavelength as the audience. Lots of shouting. He has done a couple of live WTFs, and I agree with you. I find him irritating. He actually seems ...

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This song is like a year and a half old but Minchin likes to block some of his music from youtube so that people that see him in concert will have some new material to listen to. Anyway, there's some stand-up at the beginning but if you want to go right to the song it's at 5:25. The story he tells ...

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I'm calling bullshit. The tape is clearly edited. Breitbart's people are beyond this! It's a vast right wing conspiracy! Where was that little cunt James O'Keefe while this was going down?

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I'm happy to see Chelsea advance, even though I hate them more than I hate ManUre. Anything to keep them distracted from the league and finishing in the top 4. I think an FA Cup title run is the perfect distraction for Chelski, especially while they struggle with their league form with some tough ga...

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Yeah, you guys in the northeast are useless to this conversation. I'm in the process of buying a house that is a considerable upgrade for my family and what syb put down plus my downpayment would pay for my entire new home. The other reason is that single living is done in cities in apartments, so ...

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I got two Westinghouse 40" LED (1080P/120HZ) refurbished for $186 apiece. Yes, I know, Westinghouse refurbs should throw up a red flag, but why the hell not at that price and it's a business expense. Westinghouse anythings should throw up a red flag. Those are the garbagiest TVs/monitors I've ...

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I got two Westinghouse 40" LED (1080P/120HZ) refurbished for $186 apiece. Yes, I know, Westinghouse refurbs should throw up a red flag, but why the hell not at that price and it's a business expense. When I was shopping for a TV for my bro-in-law for Christmas, I read a lot about Westinghouse....

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I'm sick of this apartment. I've got 6 months and I'm up. I'm buying. Got money saved. Ready to call something my own. Any words of wisdom for the young single 20something buying a hooose? I'll tell you what I told Bronto. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!! I guess things are a lot differen...

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FredRomero wrote:I decided to go with the circle and changed the color from purple to red. I'll mail you the bill.

Winner!

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Pulled the trigger today. Best Buy ran a great sale, thanks to Johnnie or the tip on slickdeals.com. Insignia 55" LED, 120HZ for $649. Can't beat that. Insignia is the store brand, which is supposedly identical to the LG model. The guy showed me the two models, and they looked identical to me....

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rass wrote:Thanks Syb!

No problem.

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