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This guy is going to be so pissed when this picture pops up in his Instagram feed. http://americanlivewire.com/wp-content/uploads/InstagramWhale.jpg The photographer said the guy never noticed the while, which breached 5 times right next to his boat. Saw this story on the news last night. You know,...

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Heard of him, not sure that I've ever really heard him.

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mister d wrote:Left or right, he really should be fired for this.

In a heartbeat.

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Good question... for me to poop on.

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I'm curious as to why the Browns', with millions to lose if Gordon breaks a rule, did not have someone provide him with an authoritative understanding of the NFL's ruling on his drinking. Also, that they didn't have someone watching him on team flights -- where alcohol is served -- to make sure he ...

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Johnnie wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Patriots fans still whining even AFTER winning?

Theory proven.
Next time I'll just blame it on the alcohol and all will be forgiven.

How dare you use my own obnoxious behaviour against me to make a valid point.

For shame!

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As part of my laying off for the Super Bowl, I signed up with Bet365. I was amazed at the range of sports available for wagering. Basketball and soccer leagues (hockey too) that you've never heard of. Handball, badminton and even darts.

Wow - how hard would it be to fix a darts match?

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Patriots fans still whining even AFTER winning?

Theory proven.

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Jerloma wrote:Jindal's portrait is tremendous...

Yep, he's finally white.

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Yes on the President, no on the math.

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Holy crap was I drunk last night. I don't remember posting those messages. We should totally do this again next year. Started way too early in the day, and was enjoying my new fancy scotch washed down by St. Bernardus 12... On the bright side, even when ripped, I can still function as no one in my ...

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Holy crap was I drunk last night. I don't remember posting those messages.

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FFFUUUUCCKKK THE PATS!!!!!

God damn it.

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But a deep breath (and a shot from my new best friend Mr. Balvenie 15 year old reminds me that I need to give a hearty "<Mazel Tov" to the Pats finds on the board. My 16 year old daughter just won $50 from her drunken father, so in terms of humiliation, there's nothing more for me to deal ...

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Fuck Brady, fuck Belichick, fuck the Wahlburgs, fuck everyone.

But at the end of the day - this was a great day.

Bit still, fuck anything to do with Massachussets. Mouth breathing imbeciles...

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Johnnie wrote:WE ARE ALL PATRIOTS.

I'd rather eat my terrier's stool tomorrow than admit that.

Fuck Belichick, fuck Boston and fuck that whore from Worcester who gave me crabs at universuty,

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Not since that jackass Mike Martz decided to ignore Marshall Faulk have I been in a situation where I KNEW that I was smarter than a Super Bowl Coach.

For Fuck Sake! He had five chances to jam it in the end zone.

Fuck Pete Carroll - He should end up with my idiot sister.

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brian wrote:(Except Pruitt. I forgot about his hedge.)

My anger is well tempered!

And while it is oh so nice to win money, I do still wish all Pats fans at the very least some explosive diarrhea!

Because at the end of the day - go fuck your loser asses.

(Man -- those Belgians make nice beers.)

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Patriots fans will be at the mens room near the Marble Arch TubeStation.

They're the guys with open mouths ans angry retorts.

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Fuck you.

Mark Wahlberg sucks dicks.

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I just won $5.800 and I want to kill the Seahwacks offensive coordinator.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Nice call. Your wife has chlamydia and your daughter has back hair.

Fuck you.

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Fucking Russell Wilson is money.

(Apologies - thsi scotch is powerful stuff)

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Just spoke on the phone to my father who is in a rehabilitation hospital (all is well, just a few lousy weeks ahead of him), and he asked me who is Katy Perry. Honest to God, as I was answering him, my hands came up in the international symbol for "Boobs." Reflexive... https://pbs.twimg.co...

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Was in the mood for a humorous novel - and Jonathan Coe is supposedly a funny writer.

Feh.

Which is Yiddish for "Meh."

Don't bother.

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Just in time for the super bowl.

15/16

http://www.sporcle.com/games/naqwerty3/ ... -standings

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I'm cheering my guts out for the Seahawks, but I'm calling it New England 24, Seattle 21.

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mister d wrote:So the NFL elects a kinda sorta maybe murderer on the first ballot, huh?

That's an ALLEGED, kinda sorta maybe murder who allegedly discovered Jesus.

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It really could be a fantastic game. That should be reason enough. Besides isn't tomorrow a Bank Holiday or St. Swithin's Day or some such?

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I am never checking this thread again. EVER.

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I think eventually, you just have to take Occam's razor to this bitch. As Hume famously said, "What's more likely...that the laws of nature would suspend themselves so that a human being could conceive via parthenogenesis or a that Jewish minx would tell a lie?" Well, what's more likely.....

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Something about Elway though - it's an exaggeration to say that those Broncos were "One Man Teams," but they were pretty damn close. I'd give him just the slightest advantage over Brady. Amazing that you aren't mentioning that the Broncos cheated the salary cap to win their two Super Bowl...

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I'll buy that, but I think Brady and Montana probably still would have very good to great QBs with most teams. Put Brady on the Lions for example and he might have something like Drew Bledsoe's career (which is a really underrated career). It's an interesting point of discussion, the one name that ...

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I reject the very notion of colonialism, so I boycotted this question.

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One Ply toilet paper is literally worse than homicide, racism, and Nancy Grace combined. A bit of hyperbole, but not that much. 3 ply isn't a luxury - it is a necessity. Never forget my first night in England 25 years ago or so. The toilet paper in my room looked and felt like the paper that butche...

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It's official!

I am off the Toronto Fc waiting list and now have the opportunity to buy season tickets!

As a polite Canadian, the response will be "No thank you."

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Detroit Lions.

Always up for a good time.

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I think the Big 5 is (in alpha) Brady, Elway, Peyton, Montana, and Unitas in some order. I still maintain the best I've ever seen was Elway, but that's mainly because I saw him take three teams with utter garbage around him to Super Bowls. Remember the Sammy WInder discussion from SwampCrash a few ...

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Also, I win $14,000 if the Seahawks beat them. Are you going to hedge that with a bet on the Pats? That's a lot of money. I'd be tempted to. ETA: I'm assuming this is some kind of pool you're in where you put up a relatively small amount of money, not just a $14K straight up bet on Seattle I guess....

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brian wrote:I'd still hit that in a heartbeat.

Not so sure that isn't a drag queen. What's with the hands?

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