The Swamp

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 10:04 am Thanks for sharing, Ben. I'm only 25 minutes in so far, but this is a great interview.

thank you for listening

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was just on one

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This is more general anxiety but I haven't really slept in e days because everytime I lay down I get paranoid about dying in my sleep...I mean there is no reason tonight couldn't be the night...its just as probable as any other night...and the only way I know not to die in my sleep is to stay awake....

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I personally think they should get everything they can for Fat Harden before he loses a step or a foot

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The interesting thing to me is that if i wasnt a troll and i saw a whole community of people arguing for my banning on a thread I would leave anyway out of a feeling of unwelcomeness. The whole block thing feels for all the world like trying to keep one of the kids out of our clubhouse. Ban him or d...

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I'm not surprised when shipments of stuff get delayed for one reason or another. Military members getting to their deployed locations also get stranded or get "lost" in the shuffle. Logistics is taken for granted and only during a mess up does it even get acknowledged. Yeah, I think that ...

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mister d wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 10:47 pm Ignoring that I’m not even sure the train joke makes sense relative to Pete, it’s pretty simple. This is the 3rd place I’ve seen a variation of it.

That was also a question. I live in a bubble sometimes and get hit by parallel thoughts

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i almost reposted the train joke i made in the other thread but I decided everyone but Chedda just politely ignored it. I was trying to see if it was good enough to try on stage and i'm leaning no. I appreciate you' guys involunatary participation in my makeshift focus group. You will not be compens...

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Guys I'm pretty sure the gay guy knows how to run a train

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Popped? "The" question, I assume. Oh no. That part happened. He tested positive. That is not an acceptable use of "Popped". For gods sake man. I guess it comes from the years working PD and drug rehab. Popped universally means "tested positive" in my world. Sorry guys....

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I have this love hate relationship with my closer...its just a joke i can't seem to stop telling yet. Random thought - have you considered opening with it? That strikes me as a good icebreaker that makes it clear what your style is going to be like. Just my non-professional view though. Don't stop ...

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thank you guys for watching. i really appreciate the feedback. I've been working a lot on the comfort issues up there, and its getting easier. I have this love hate relationship with my closer...its just a joke i can't seem to stop telling yet.

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i rarely catch video but my best friend caught a cell phone video of me opening for chad prather this past weekend. it was fun

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The sweet tea shuffle made me laugh so hard i cried. Also we all knew that was how this was going to end.

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Hopefully I will be at the point where I can beg for a guest spot in a club one night so I can say I headlined the swamp

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if yall hadn't said anything i would have gotten to retire a champ

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I'll believe it when the lawsuits aren't pending and Biden is sworn in. I don't trust this

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Has he spoken yet? be interesting to see if he's going to literally try to overthrow democracy

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mister d wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:57 am
Ryan wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:54 am Finger ... the ...hole ...

best advice.

seriously im so fucking Ricky bobby..
I don't know what the fuck to do with my hands

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First time I've watched your stand-up (not on Facebook). One thing I would recommend is trying to build a couple transitions to help you move from topic to topic. It will help your set flow and also reduce your need to rely on a set list. While I'm guessing you were concerned about accidentally ski...

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last night was my first 20 min set and first paid road feature...my part comes on at the 7 min mark if any of you want to watch. any feed back welcome

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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 6:57 pm Paying for his own sweet tea

I lold

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Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so

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Gunpowder wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 10:16 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:47 am Dropping hot fire.
There it is

yup, thats the one. i would have contributed Bear Safety Tipping but its not as good, clearly.

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The cabin with Bert Kreischer is one of the more interesting shows i've watched lately. some of it feels forced, but some of it feels funny and real but im a sucker for watching comics talk. Just watched the first episode last night. Definitely felt forced. 3 of my favorite comics/podcasters in the...

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Its survivor.....i don't care how much covid the titans have, they are going to beat the living fuck out of the texans, simply because the franchise has a little bit of hope after last week. I expect a 37 20 titans win

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Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:31 pm what's odd is that DMs work but public tweets don't

That is odd....usually it goes down in the DM's

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10 is so many too. its not like i work at a suicide hotline....its not like i hang a sign that says free therapist. its a ridiculous number. i guess its a reflection on me spending a lot of time in community-types that are high risk for suicide, and a reflection on my life being weirder than most pe...

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This is gonna sound whiny, but oh well since monday ive had a friend tell me they have huntingtons, an uncle get diagnosed with cancer, and a friend swallow 2 bottles of pills in a suicide attampt and call me in the middle of it to say goodbye. I managed to say and do enough stuff to keep her alive...

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The cabin with Bert Kreischer is one of the more interesting shows i've watched lately. some of it feels forced, but some of it feels funny and real but im a sucker for watching comics talk.

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Pretty solid batting average. Phone though, right. Walking up on a scene has to set your mental health back a lot. I'd take it as a compliment. No one would call me. most of the time it starts with a call to spending a night in person trying to unfuck whatever slow way they've fucked themselves. th...

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This is gonna sound whiny, but oh well since monday ive had a friend tell me they have huntingtons, an uncle get diagnosed with cancer, and a friend swallow 2 bottles of pills in a suicide attampt and call me in the middle of it to say goodbye. I managed to say and do enough stuff to keep her alive,...

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You guys don't have to tell me I'm insane. Im aware of it

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I know this is going to sound like a joke or me trying a bit hut it's really not.. I had a panic attack that lasted so long this morning my brain got bored and composed a little song about having panic attacks which is stuck in my head now..if you want to sing along at home just take the song "...

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Giff wrote: ↑Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:52 pm We're going to see Bert on Friday in one of those drive-in concerts.

I guess me opening up Improv on Sunday isn't good enough for you...do i have to get fat and go shirtfless to get you to pay attention to me?

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I want to see it happen. Embrace the chaos. Roll the dice. Im here for all of it comedically. I was born for this moment in history.

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Picking up where we left off 4 years ago

Giff- Getting off the sidelines

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We still doing these? Have hit a weird crossroads of anxiety and depression and self realization and panic. Everything is coming at me at once, and i have to make a lot of decisions in very little time. No idea what to do. Called into work yesterday. was checked out today. I feel the hard depression...

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it helps to type it out sometimes. control what you can, know you are being as careful as anyone reasonably can be

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I still have this experience I remember from when I was about 18 or 19. I think about it a lot. I worked the night shirt at the local newspaper in the sports department, doing agate and stringing stories. High school coaches would call in their scores and I'd write up one paragraph summaries and sh...

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