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- Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - WEEK 16
i would like to see virtual me beat the fuck outta virtual delaware
- Wed Jul 19, 2017 10:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 209711
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
If it's an "underground poker room", should you be advertising it on social media? Unless underground means something I don't understand. Yeah, I was kinda wondering the same thing. not really, but almost all of the rooms do. i never give out the address to anyone whos not been vetted, an...
- Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 NBA Offseason
- Replies: 326
- Views: 7234
Re: 2017 NBA Offseason
i cant decide if i want the melo deal to happen for houston or not. realistically we arent beating golden state or san antonio, so why not give an ill fitting big 3 a chance? plus it would presumeably dump ryan andersons ridiculous contract so...fuck it. get it done morey
- Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - WEEK 15
im a bit miffed about my allstar snub...10 wins should mean something damnit
- Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Vasovagal syncope
- Replies: 28
- Views: 972
Re: Vasovagal syncope
hope this is a one off small problem and the kid is ok ched
- Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:25 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: War Stories
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1057
Re: War Stories
i bought one to use as a card protector, was stolen when my car got broken into the next day. still havent played with one
- Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 NBA Offseason
- Replies: 326
- Views: 7234
Re: 2017 NBA Offseason
when is the last time lebron wasnt in the finals? like 2009?
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
that same feeling i get when rosario dawson gets naked in a movie And there is your proposal line. If she said she wants a ruby ring, consider yourself lucky and get a ruby ring. I had a roommate who insisted on getting an enormous diamond, despite his now wife constantly telling him she wanted a s...
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
Go to a jeweler (not Jared or Zales) and ask them to show you some ruby engagement rings. Tell them your price range, maybe they can design something unique that is simpler. If she doesn't wear rings, a big rock may not be what she wants. Maybe just a ruby with a diamond on each side. That ring doe...
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
well played
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
she doesnt wear rings now. her earrings are kind of simple. im also tryimgto figure out her ring size without tipping her off. i really want the surprise element of the proposal
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
As a millennial and hater of everything jewelry because it does nothing and is disgustingly overpriced ( read this article from The Atlantic from 1982(!) about the DeBeers cartel ), I do have to concede that at some point I'll have to make a gawdawful purchase because . I'll probably end up with mo...
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Re: Engagement Ring Advice
by the way skip all of the "dont get married" & "she will just cheat on you like every other girl youve ever dated" jokes and advice. Shes the one i want to marry and if i get rejected or crushed so be it
- Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Engagement Ring Advice
- Replies: 19
- Views: 560
Engagement Ring Advice
the lady told me if i ever proposed she would prefer her birthstone, which is a ruby. ive beenlooking around but i know fuckqll about jewelry. what do you guys think about this ring? anybody think they can find something better? more engagementy? https://www.amazon.com/Carat-Emerald-White-Diamond-En...
- Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ten Years Ago Today
- Replies: 10
- Views: 386
Re: Ten Years Ago Today
i forgot how remarkably stupid Becca was. good times
- Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Jeeves, Are the Stars At Night Big and Bright (Dallas)?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 409
Re: Jeeves, Are the Stars At Night Big and Bright (Dallas)?
i enjoyed the view from the top of reunion tower...but its a shithole of a city
- Wed Jun 28, 2017 9:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hot for Teacher Thread
- Replies: 205
- Views: 21351
Re: Hot for Teacher Thread
http://imgur.com/OodSutc
this is a guy i went to highschool with. fucking creep.
http://imgur.com/ib1uNey
this is a guy i went to highschool with. fucking creep.
http://imgur.com/ib1uNey
- Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:43 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 NBA Offseason
- Replies: 326
- Views: 7234
Re: 2017 NBA Offseason
cp3 is a great facilitator coming to a team of shooters. losing lou williams hurts but they had to do something to catch golden state. they need an athletic big in the worst way, but where he will come from i have no idea
- Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 NBA Offseason
- Replies: 326
- Views: 7234
Re: 2017 NBA Offseason
harden cp3 melo and paul george...god id be hyped if this was 2008
- Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Singularity
- Replies: 262
- Views: 15990
Re: The Singularity
i missed the first goround on the driverless cars but allow me to register that on the side of "im never getting that shit". my main issue is that letting your car drive requires both addresses and a knowledge of where you want to go, and most times i dont know either. if i need to go get ...
- Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Carrie Fisher
- Replies: 29
- Views: 924
Re: Carrie Fisher
also "Drug addicts without a budget" sounds like an excellent show concept to pitch to Vice
- Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Carrie Fisher
- Replies: 29
- Views: 924
Re: Carrie Fisher
i dont understand the combo making...wtf were you tryin to do? be up or down...thats like a 150$ attempt to hit a middle Drug addicts without a budget can afford to chase the ultimate buzz. gimme a speedball with an extasy chaser, and could you throw in some methadone cause im quite trying to kick ...
- Tue Jun 20, 2017 12:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Carrie Fisher
- Replies: 29
- Views: 924
Re: Carrie Fisher
i dont understand the combo making...wtf were you tryin to do? be up or down...thats like a 150$ attempt to hit a middle
Re: Racism
i use it with an A, never with an er.
- Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?
- Replies: 160
- Views: 5395
Re: How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?
technically.....bfj wrote:Jerking off in the Bank Of America lobby doesn't make it a sperm bank.TT2.0 wrote:i dont honestly know. i used to donate to sperm banks a lot in college. blood plasma and semen gave me poker money so...somewhere between 0 & 600 kids?
- Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?
- Replies: 160
- Views: 5395
Re: How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?
i dont honestly know. i used to donate to sperm banks a lot in college. blood plasma and semen gave me poker money so...somewhere between 0 & 600 kids?
- Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - WEEK 11 + NEW POLL
hit him! then hit jerloma twice
Re: Movies
John Sayles is the most underrated American filmmaker and I don't know if it's close. If you haven't already do yourself a favor and watch Lonestar. (He's got a fascinating career too writing grindhouse movies like Piranha, etc. Wrote a spec script that ended up becoming E.T. ) An anthropology prof...
- Sun May 21, 2017 1:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 Bensell Memorial Triple Crown Challenge
- Replies: 79
- Views: 2080
Re: 2017 Bensell Memorial Triple Crown Challenge
that was my intention. i shouldve phrases it betterA_B wrote:You don't have that much to bet. Do you want to split it up evenly between the three bets?TT2.0 wrote:20 on empire to win/place\show
- Sat May 20, 2017 4:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 Bensell Memorial Triple Crown Challenge
- Replies: 79
- Views: 2080
Re: 2017 Bensell Memorial Triple Crown Challenge
20 on empire to win/place\show
- Sat May 20, 2017 12:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6252
- Views: 344044
Re: Temporary Television
that was one of my issues...another being that both versions of becky have signed onRyan wrote:Dan should be dead though
- Sat May 20, 2017 12:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2017 NBA Playoffs Thread
- Replies: 179
- Views: 4395
Re: 2017 NBA Playoffs Thread
i think the celts cant take ball. hes already pushing to be a laker and he seems like the type of piece of shit that will elway or eli his way into LA....he will disrupt the roster/cry/holdout if boston takes him...and that fucked up shot motion aint worth the risk. let the lakers deal with him
- Sat May 20, 2017 12:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Week 7 + NEW POLL
i could see the guy with 14 rbis not wanting to look at stats I've already called for my backup to get more PT. Thats what fucking leaders do. They lead. I'm the fucking league leader in leading. And with that attitude I'll tell the fuckers what pitch is coming next outing for you. They'll hit the ...
- Fri May 19, 2017 9:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Week 7 + NEW POLL
i could see the guy with 14 rbis not wanting to look at stats
- Fri May 19, 2017 9:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Week 7 + NEW POLL
Looks like you guys really had it out for Rush. Was Roger Goodell secretly involved in the polling? Shirley will come on board to reassume the closer role, ending Johnnie and L-Jam's petty feud for now. GoodKarma got the second-most votes and so will be sent down as well to make room for the return...
- Fri May 19, 2017 2:25 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Week 7 + NEW POLL
does the game do end of season awards? do we have any gold glove or silver slugger or mvp candidates?
- Fri May 19, 2017 1:17 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
- Replies: 8937
- Views: 412889
Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
i dont even know the kid...why does she hate me?sancarlos wrote:Our neighbor's elementary school-age daughter displayed the book she wrote at her school's Open House. Her older brother was the prominently featured character in I Hate Ben.
- Fri May 19, 2017 1:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Offseason
- Replies: 1098
- Views: 32619
Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2017 - Week 7 + NEW POLL
7-1 with a 3.00 ERA and a .230 avg against....virtual TT might be in the running for a virtual Cy Young award...this season is working out well for me....im Dallas Keuchel with a better contract
- Tue May 09, 2017 4:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 76913
Re: Return of Confessions
@TT seriously a strong batch of indica doesn't put you on your ass? damn man. sorry. I definitely took too much of an indica edible a couple times and passed the fuck out. still was more of a nap than a full sleep though. it might. i dont have a dealer who knows the difference and can tell me what ...
- Mon May 08, 2017 11:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 76913
Re: Return of Confessions
I am so bad at smoking weed, I am not sure if I have gotten high from this bag of sativa weed I bought (legally, yay WA) I grind it up, put it in the pipe, light it, inhale, hold it for a sec, and exhale and wait... Like I feel better..ish? but this sativa is nothing like the indica i've had where ...