The Swamp

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only has 140 characters.
h/t reddit

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18 years, I ain't there yet. I'm not fighting it every day; maybe only a couple of times a year, and it isn't even a fight. Just, 'man, it sure would be nice'. Kate Upton asking me to blow her sure would be nice too; ain't gonna happen, so why sweat it? And I can (and do) sublimate all such frustra...

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degenerasian wrote:Thanks to everyone for keeping this place alive.

And I still don't know who Shirley is.

Rerun (Dave).

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Was the friend named Robert A. Booey?

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I love walk off Grand Slams!

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Pelicans are hard

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Badass of the week

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I fully evacuated this morning also.

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Romero wasn't banned, just erased.

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A lot of the Dunkin's around here are also Baskin Robbins franchises also.

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Maybe not happy, but very much like a family. Most families have that one dick uncle no one likes, but they invite him to the reunion anyway, because they can just ignore him if he acts up. Think of the Swamp as that family reunion, and the ignore button as the hat you can pull down over your eyes ...

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Oh yeah, everything is just fine. One big happy family (everyone smile).

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The Sybian wrote:
bfj wrote:I ran into TennBengal today and he looks great. He's lost 25 lbs and it shows. That vegan diet thing is working really well for him.
But does he look as good in a skirt as AB?

Well, he's not as tall as AB...and I'm a leg man.

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Gary Condit and Chandra Levy were on the front pages on 9/11, I think.

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Horrible.

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I'm sorry. You didn't get my hand written thank you note for all you did? I must have had the wrong address. I love this forum, that's why I'm still here. I'm sorry if that upsets you. No. And I don't require anything from anyone. I do not want thanks. I don't want praise. I'm not heroic. You are t...

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I ran into TennBengal today and he looks great. He's lost 25 lbs and it shows. That vegan diet thing is working really well for him.

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Pats made an offer to Sanders. Steelers will get a 3rd round pick if they don't match. The Stillers matched. Did they do that out of spite because they know New England is thin at WR? I actually like it because I like Sanders and think he's pretty good but I'm guessing they were trying to keep thei...

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I'm sorry. You didn't get my hand written thank you note for all you did? I must have had the wrong address. I love this forum, that's why I'm still here. I'm sorry if that upsets you.

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Scottie wrote:
bfj wrote:Wait, this DIDN'T happen in Tel Aviv? That thread title really had me going.
Do you require a diagram?

And . . . are you finished trolling? Or do you need some help?

If you don't like what I write, you can always edit it.

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Wait, this DIDN'T happen in Tel Aviv? That thread title really had me going.

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12 dead according to the NY Post: http://www.nypost.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Who also reported that a Saudi national had been arrested on the scene. In other words, don't read the fucking NY Post unless you want to be misled. Someone also pointed out that there ...

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Yeah, this is what I was waiting for. How long did that take? Really? I could have removed him from the moment I gave this place new life. I chose not to do that because "mister d" is as much of us as any of us are as much of us. I could have set up PhpBB and immediately killed off his tr...

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What happened actually matters to a lot of us here so if everyone could agree to not engage Scottie's lookatmeness, I'd really appreciate it. The only reason you can continue to have a forum upon which you can post your one-line idiotic drivel, obsessively, is because I re-built this place. Think a...

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kranepool wrote:Yeah yeah yeah. I'm immature.

I saw that the other day and cracked up. Nice when a player has a sense of humor.

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It was funny at the time. I'm sure others would agree. Shut up and go masturbate to Korean art. It's your hole. Dig it as deep as you wish. You're already off of the visibility spectrum; drinking deep of troll waters. Keep digging, you may end up in Korea. It wasn't "funny at the time". I...

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cerrano wrote:
rass wrote:
rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
Whew.
ill be sure to congratulate mrs. rass when she comes over to drop off the cookies.

"Hey,I heard your vagina is bleeding. Congrats."

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James Joyce was a redditor.

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Mother fucking triple plays.

Adam Jones needs to catch fly balls with the bases loaded and 2 outs.

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Yeah, you ruin the sanctity of the Swamp when you do that.

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Funny, without question. He was original and innovative when comedy was boring and shticky.

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Sexy Mother Fucker by Prince.

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I honestly don't know how many did the procedure, that's why I wrote "I wonder" in my post. I would imagine mohels do a fair amount also. Multiple procedures/day every day. I would consider both of them experts. As long as they aren't mouthing my kid's D. I thought when you said the proced...

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Thanks for that link, Reddit is a great site.

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rass wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:that's just like you.
maybe I should make the Ball of Confusion thread my own.
He doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me buy you a drink. How many star systems are you wanted on, Dr. Evazan?

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He is already out of Dan Smith, BYU already. I'm jealous

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Hey guys, Hodor's here!

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As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...

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He is highly virile. For now. Man I hope not. And don't worry about it Steve. Everyone knows it takes a dense wall of text (preferably purple) to really get your attention. Heh. Guilty as charged. I ask because to me, after having my son, violence against a small child is probably the most understa...

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Scottie wrote:
bfj wrote:
Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.
Aren't comedies supposed to be funny?
Not anymore. When's the last time you watched one? Comedies are anything but funny these days.

Other than Harry Potter, LOTR and assorted kids movies, I haven't seen a movie in 12 years.

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