The Swamp

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It really is the 21st Century cotton gin.

Wait, I don't think I want to say that. Did the cotton gin decrease slavery? If so, please ignore.

Stupid internet.

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He threw 16 touchdowns and 4 picks and ran for 500 yards while surrounded by complete garbage. If he was an anonymous backup, teams wouldn't be lining up for that?

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mister d wrote:You know how sometimes you read a leaderboard of a certain stat and decide maybe that stat has a fatal flaw inside of it?

I used it because it makes McHale look really, really good for a few seasons. Better than Pippen, in fact. And since that's actually true, I felt pretty good about it.

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Win Shares per 48

McHale
1984 - 5th
1985 - 5th
1986 - 4th
1987 - 4th
All-Time - 35th

Pippen
1994 - 9th
1995 - 10th
1996 - 9th
1997 - 9th
1998 - 8th
All-Time - 123rd

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McHale

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Our pitchers walk a shitload of people

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The way they lucked into draft picks and hit contract extensions at the right time keeps them from being the stereotypical dream team that just signs guys left and right. They're paying Green, Thompson, and Curry roughly as much as Portland is paying Allen Crabbe, Evan Turner, Meyers Leonard, and Mo...

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Lots to work with here. Let's at least get to S this year.

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Police: Booking process 'extremely difficult' for man arrested in Hampstead traffic stop

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I took Sudafed (or something similar that was not non-drowsy) at work one day, got out of my chair 30 minutes later in the middle of the morning and drove home. I remember nothing.

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I have one that says HE=I, then another one that says I=HIM, and then the last one says SLIM WITH THE TILTED BRIM

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Seems like yesterday he was wobbling around and slurring his speech on the Mike Douglas Show.

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You can always tell how well someone is doing by how they act around the holidays.

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Will try to avoid duplicates and just come up with a "Hey, remember these guys?" list: Mark Gubicza Steve Bedrosian Jesse Orosco Dave Smith Ron Darling Frank Viola Bob Welch Tim Belcher Jeff Reardon Mark Langston I think you win, with 4 Check out that A's-Orioles game. The losing pitcher ...

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Let's hold the next meeting near a mine pit

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I started reading all these like Bob Saget announcing America's Funniest Home Video finalists and it's somehow even better

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I'm going to name a year. Your job is to name as many pitchers that got a win, loss, or save on today's date in that year as you can. You may post up to 10 total names and I'll count every correct answer. Winner gets a gift certificate to the ShrimPotato Corral. Post your lists here by 3:00 PM ET. T...

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This fucker had the nerve to ask for it in a completely separate dish! IN THE MIDDLE, GUY!

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That's what I'm saying. It would be totally weird, especially for a guy that works in food service, to suggest that you order it that way at a restaurant. If he really meant that, then yes go back and scold him.

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Jerloma wrote:Recommending a spot on the plate for the mashed potatoes is weird.

Was he saying, "Get the baked stuffed shrimp - the one that comes with the mashed potatoes in the middle."?

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Who are the ad wizards that couldnt get Super Bowl LV to Las Vegas? I mean, they made sure the Pats got to Super Bowl LI hahahaha

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Oh and I guess splitting with the Celtics over the last 2 years (and almost losing 3 of 4) doesn't register?!?!?!?!?!!?infinity

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Oh I get them in general. Although, if you just took 6 regular fries and made your own little waffle, is it that much different?

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Maybe you were just in demississippi

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Why didn't someone tell me they turned The Pyramid into a huge Bass Pro Shops? This looks straight out of The Onion

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I don't get the waffle fry enthusiasm at all. Especially when paired with the chicken which is actually delicious.

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Giff wrote:
[+] spoiler
No I won't.

Mm hmmm

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WTF, I almost caught up.

I'm batting over .300. I have a very good triples rate. And despite what you've heard about my computer-generated demeanor, I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

(I also throw up on buses. Please save me.)

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The Yankees are the milquetoastiest of the AL East by far. That's where we are right now.

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Another favorite (and sounds like it may be appropriate)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyCXBYQgWk

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Right behind Jeffery Maier for sure

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I used to play Soundgarden for my grandparents when we played Uno together. I think they liked it?

My personal favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfPGqXxdrfk

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Gotta agree with you on that one!

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Dan should be dead though

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I do hate all things Seattle

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For some reason, despite watching damn near every Celtics game for 20 years without once seeing a guard who could get to the rim at will and light it up from 3, I'm not attached to Thomas in the slightest. Probably not accurate statistically, but I keep equating him with those random tweener guards ...

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mister d wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Imagine having access to every single piece of recorded literature in history and then going with "You're the key in my motherfucking lock???"
Pretty sure it's an allusion to fucking.

But with souls

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Can't they just trade the Fultz pick for most any versatile big they want? If there was one available, by doing that you're committing to the current Horford-Thomas window while LeBron is still around. One scenario - trade the pick for George or Butler (neither of whom are said big), sign Hayward a...

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They've got the potential to have some combination of 2 max guys and 2 top picks between now and next July. You'd have to actually be LeBron to be immune to position overlap on this roster. Would they be in better shape if the next two draft classes were reversed(tons of versatile bigs in 2018)? Yes.

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