The Swamp

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Weren't they about to go back to intradivisional playoffs as part of realignment, then the players shot everything down so the league halfassed a new solution?

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Most people, me included, thought the coach would make things worse. I'd absolutely take the Rockets roster over the Thunder.

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During the local broadcast of the Celtics yesterday, they flashed back to Bob Cousy's last game and he had a "highlight" where he ran down the left side of the court pretty much unimpeded and instead of driving for a layup he nails this crazy swooping running hook from the middle of nowher...

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Red Sox 4A'er Steve Selsky remembers driving with Chris Sale while playing together in the Cape League... The first thing I noticed in his car, he slowed down his music. I’d hear a song and ask, ‘Is this a re-mix?’ He said, ‘No, I slow it down. Some rap songs, they talk so fast and slur words, you d...

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Johnny Carwash wrote:I just filter out pitchers' batting for the reports here so they're not cluttered with guys hitting under .100

We're losing entertainment here, I can feel it.

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Our catchers and first basemen are raking - the company softball team is going to be really good

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HC, please tell me you didn't go to the victims' families' houses and read them his pro-football-reference page. It sounds like you might have.

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Since 2008, 279 players have attempted between 1 and 42 shots in their playoff career.

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I've seen clips on the Daily Show, so I'm not counting that kind of stuff. Looking at the cable ratings, it's the most popular show outside of the Walking Dead right now. I've never watched that either, but I know I've stumbled on it.

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I mean, he did interrupt the guy and ask if he, a known bumbling idiot, needed any help doing his job. I don't know anything about Gronk's politics or that he can even think that far ahead but if someone like Letterman did the same exact thing, we'd go "Ha, good one!"

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I'm sure there's a way more obvious answer that I'm missing, but I wonder if this is the most popular TV show that I've never seen 1 second of, even by accident.

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mister d wrote:"He died doing what he loved" is a perfect joke.

It really is

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IT WAS JOHN VALENTIN!

Courtesy of Sporcle...

What team is responsible for 5 of the 10 most recent sets of teammates with 20 HR-20 SB seasons?

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Pronounced dead at a hospital in fucking Leominster is the perfect end for this nobody.

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♫ I got me an aircraft carrier that's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail unless it's not we have no clue really do not ask! ♫

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Entered like Johnny Venters-ed

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Then I'd do it!

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I'd do it but I can't remember my log in for ESPN, the recovery system is a fucking mess, and so I'm using my friend's account

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Kenyans win. Wheelchairs are fast. Love you all.

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rass wrote:I think the Colts have done it before, too, and should bring it back.

Yep. And this guy knows pants.

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https://twitter.com/lions/status/852676929211781120 Don't like the "LIONS" on the sleeves. The throwback looks great. Big fan of almost all of this. The white over blue is amazing, and that's one of the best attempts at a gray/silver uniform I've seen. http://content.sportslogos.net/news/...

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I'd rather go to a Rays game and get crickets for free

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degenerasian wrote:how did I get into 4 games? Do I have a relief appearance? and if so was the manager drunk?

I'd get than BB/IP up to 1.00 and retire. That's pretty badass.

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I stopped reading after the minors joke, did I get any playing time?

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Yeah but he doesn't know who it is

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As we all predicted 15 years ago, Rickie Weeks is playing 1B for Tampa and just hit his 20th home run in the last 4 years

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bapo! wrote:Any time you watch an old wrestling show, you're going to see a lot of dead people. (There's a King Kong Bundy match on as I type this.)

Don't bury guys before they ask for a 5 count

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I'm assuming the Darfur or Nigeria missiles are departing tonight. Dead kids from there have been on TV for decades.

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Johnnie wrote:It's the same logic that'll be used if aliens ever visit earth.

"Well God created everything, so they are children of God too."

Well, that one's not even used for aliens from Planet Juarez

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My fantasy team hitters:

Schwarber
Cabrera
Zobrist
Russell
Machado
Bogaerts
Napoli
Stanton
McCutchen
Benintendi
Buxton
Tulowitzki
Sandoval

18 for 129 with 6 XBH and 10 BB

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mister d wrote:"The call him The Sticky Ball Giver because he's from Puerto Rico where it's really hot and he's had teammates visit with him over the summer which makes their BALLS sweaty and their scrotums STICK to their legs and technically he's to blame as he GIVES the trips."

This is good

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Jerloma wrote:I don't really want him to kill himself.

Don't worry, nobody around here takes internet threats seriously.

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Holy fuck.

Mariachigate

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I have 4 tickets (that were add-ons to a minor league package, so the seats are basically in the Berkshires) to next Tuesday's Sox-O's game if anyone's interested.

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We still haven't seen what happens when both teams try

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Johnny Carwash wrote:So, a photoshop rather than being actually "in the game," but how's this?

I like it. Going to pretend I had a gruesome accident in college and I'm pretty heroic just for stepping back in the box.

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So is it like a basic but for black girls?

Note - I may not have the greatest handle on what a basic is either.

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That sleep gain will happen to me too I bet. I'll let you know in the Man's Best Friend thread.

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