The Swamp

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I know...I'm not sure how I feel about it. Apparently, you can watch them in any order you'd like and people will get completely different stories but they'll all make sense. Of course, that show is funny enough where you can have no idea what's going on and you'd have to be dead to not find it funny.

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Legally, it's fine. Practically, it's absurd.

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Xbox 360 works like Wii, now?

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And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?

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P.D.X. wrote:In my head I'm shaming myself for taking vicodin for legit reasons rather than saving them for fun times.

Ha. I also hate it when I have to waste a Vicodin to actually alleviate pain.

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I'm sorry but I need to share the epic moment I had on the court tonight in mixed dubs. 5-5 in the 2nd set tiebreak after dropping the first 6-4. Opponents playing out of their minds. Beautiful lob over my partner hits the baseline. So I'm sprinting after this thing and catch up to it right at the c...

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Nothing funnier than a snarky self important letter to the editor about how an inanimate object didn't come to life via substitutiary locomotion.

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sancarlos wrote:And, not a lot of internet usage happens in Siberia.

Or the outback!

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All I get from that is that the internet is used more during the day than at night, which is exactly what I'd expect.

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Is anyone else running a bracket tourney on CBS and is it just having all kinds of technical issues?

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What a completely insane thing to do.

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It might have been just pre-masturbatory J-Lo so I didn't even understand what happened.

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Someone got Spider-manned in SOTL? I don't recall this at all.

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For the record, it's when you jerk off in your hand and then sling it at someone.

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What was the guy expecting to do once he got up to LeBron? Hit him. Hug him? Make a Delonte West joke?

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I think we owe the dodo bird a second chance.

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Has anyone ever heard of Spider-manning? I just found out that this existed last weekend...not by actual experience fortunately. It's terrible and hilarious.

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Kid that killed three kids in a high school shooting rips off his shirt to reveal "KILLER" painted on his t-shirt, then flips off the parents telling that the hand that killed their kids now masturbates to the memory of it. Doesn't come off nearly as bad-ass as it sounds... http://www.yout...

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Rush2112 wrote:Only in March?

That comes out to 10.6 12 ounce cans. What does a 12 pack of 12 ounce Bud cans cost? 10 bucks?

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Can the Heat do it? ANd will it leave them on empty for the playoffs? Yeah but it wouldn't be fair because LBJ took less money to play for a better team and announced it on live TV. Not true. He's the 9th highest paid player in the league. I'm not shedding a tear for him but I'm thinking he gets a ...

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AB_skin_test wrote:Can the Heat do it? ANd will it leave them on empty for the playoffs?

Yeah but it wouldn't be fair because LBJ took less money to play for a better team and announced it on live TV.

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We'd probably all be so freaked out that we'd just run around and scream.

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Status quo, then?

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What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl.

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Merci.

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wul_lax6 done. kranepool done. How the hell did you get banned? That's bizarre. OHIOCPA is now HDO45331. Now, how does one get one of those fancy-schmancy pictures? User Control Panel > Profile > Edit Avatar. Scottie, can you change me back when you get a chance? Change makes me uncomfortable. I'll...

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That doesn't sound so horrible. You might have to lower your standards a bit. I mean sure there are a bunch smoking hot rocket scientists who like to get high and play video games that also happen to really want to have sex with you out there, but statistically speaking, I'd be patient.

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Oh yeah, if they ask you that's different. I'm talking about just doing it and then everyone fawning over you like you've made some awesome fucking sacrifice.

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Does anyone else find the thing with shaving one's head as a sign of solidarity with a cancer patient to be completely self-serving?

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Oh, I missed the timestamp. This happened this past weekend.

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Oh, this is a rematch?

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I don't buy too many MMA fights but I always loved watching GSP. Is he still as good as ever or has he lost a step yet?

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Not sure if anyone is aware but the History Channel is currently running a 10 hour miniseries called The Bible . I don't recommend it as I've read the book and it was complete garbage but last night they finally showed Satan and he looks awfully familiar... http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/w...

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Why does nobody give a shit about Bernie Pollard?

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Hopefully those 2 years in prison kept Plax's legs younger.

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Don't look now, but Nadal is not only back but looks to be in prime form. He smoked Federer last night at Indian Wells.

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Half the people in here probably have no idea who Keenan Lewis is, but man...that one bothers me more than Harrison.

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wrecks wrote:Villanova might be the most unwatchable team in the country. Can't shoot, lots of turnovers, 1st in the country in getting to the free throw line, also fouls a ton.

If it's any indication, Providence beat the twice.

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really? i got the impression he was left with a taste of libertarian. Penn Jillette is a Libertarian. That is to say he is a conservative. He's a conservative that doesn't buy into AGW which, on Planet Jerloma, unquestionably makes him a corporate-funded lunatic kook. Which, of course, he is anythi...

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Actually, I don't think the fact that he leans right is a detriment. I like him because he extends the idea of small government beyond simply keeping taxes low. He extends to not telling us who we can fuck and what we can do with our bodies. It's an intellectually honest position. If I didn't hate l...

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