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by Johnnie
Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Juice
Replies: 52
Views: 469

Re: The Juice

OJ Simpson. Not a Jew.

by Johnnie
Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:45 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines! What a great place it’s a great place to start!
Replies: 203
Views: 5909

Re: Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines! What a great place it’s a great place to start!

The Navy posted this and got flamed so hard they took it down: It looks photoshopped horribly, but it was shared on the official account. The scope is mounted backwards and the caps are on; he's chicken winging it; the front grip looks like it's falling off and is too far back too. https://www.reddi...
by Johnnie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

2 justices who upheld Arizona's 1864 abortion ban are up for reelection. Who are they? This is great (from the r/Arizona megathread ): . . . . image.png . . . Unfortunately all 7 of the justices have been appointed by Republican governors Jan Brewer or Doug Ducey. Maybe Dark Biden can learn from th...
by Johnnie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

Giff wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:32 pm Arizona has now banned all abortion in the state based off the enforcement of a law from before women had the right to vote and before Arizona was even a state.
Thank fuck.

by Johnnie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1277
Views: 179550

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

by Johnnie
Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Replies: 159
Views: 3089

Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away

For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally. I was just coming here to ask if there I’m wrong to not care about this. Scheduled a call for 2:00. People keep posting where you can get free glasses, and I have...
by Johnnie
Sun Apr 07, 2024 7:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Replies: 159
Views: 3089

Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away

For my buddy's birthday his girlfriend surprised him with a trip out to Texas to watch this thing. I'm fine with missing it, personally.
by Johnnie
Sat Apr 06, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Official Pro Wrestling thread
Replies: 295
Views: 25857

Re: Official Pro Wrestling thread

WrestleMania is on right now. Live on Peacock.

Edit:

So The Rock just turns on The Bloodline tonight, right? He was speared last night by accident and WWE just oversells how "family" Roman Reigns, The Rock, and everyone is.
by Johnnie
Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 360
Views: 6271

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

PLUGS - Blue Tesla Model 3, veteran plate
by Johnnie
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Pardon my Take Stuff
Replies: 115
Views: 3527

Re: Pardon my Take Stuff

Best burn: "Madison Cawthorne if he could walk"

by Johnnie
Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1420
Views: 137313

Re: Podcasts

Long Shadow's 2nd season was excellent. It's 7 podcasts that discussed the timeline and highlights the radical right wing movement from Waco to J6.
by Johnnie
Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:07 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 199424

Re: Random Videos

So what you're saying is silly string and candles aren't a good mix? (Check out the dude in John Lennon glasses as it's happening.)

by Johnnie
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6252
Views: 343510

Re: Television (no longer temporary)

You can definitely pop into the 2005 Eccelston series and be ok. I had some general background knowledge from seeing some of the Baker Who as a kid and was fine. That still gives you a ton to watch. I only kept up through the end of Matt Smith’s run. Going back to the real beginning seems like a lo...
by Johnnie
Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 536
Views: 12800

Re: Presidential Election 2024

We'll see what happens, but if this energizes people to vote blue in Florida...

by Johnnie
Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics



Best one liners:

"Imagine being the diversity hire at your own baby shower."

"Jim Crowed her to the back AGAIN."

"She sticks out like a black thumb."
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cord cutting?
Replies: 477
Views: 30288

Re: Cord cutting?

So there I was with my VPN on using Panama as a tunnel (or whatever it's called) and I got curious to HBO Max's price. I Googled and it has their middle plan for $110 for the year and I figured, ok fine. I'll do it. Well, I go to their website and lo and behold it's showing $49.90. So, uh yea. I cre...
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 312
Views: 4583

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8929
Views: 412378

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

This dude's voiceover for Heavy Rescue 401 put me into gigglefits when I was high as fuck.

The cadence of what he's saying plus the accent just kills me.

by Johnnie
Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Presidential Election 2024
Replies: 536
Views: 12800

Re: Presidential Election 2024

Traffic must have been hell last night.

by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8929
Views: 412378

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

govmentchedda wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:52 pm MacDill Air Fest is this weekend. The Thunderbirds are currently practicing and my front yard is a perfect vantage point. Murica!
That's dope. You can avoid the crowd and still watch the show.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 53377

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Stuffed sopapillas are god's gift to us mere humans. I worship at the alter of carne adovada and chile rellenos. Carne adovada stuffed sopapilla! I put this entree above green chile cheeseburgers. I'd go to Monroe's which was down the street from where I lived and that's all I'd get. I miss ABQ.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 179

Re: Joe Lieberman

by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 53377

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Stopped at Giff's namesake burger joint in ABQ last week, still excellent. The boy (who basically survives on hamburgers) placed it 3rd in his hierarchy. Also, Pericio's (small New Mexican chain) still slaps. Carne Adovada and rellenos from the heavens. The best green chile cheeseburger is at The G...
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8929
Views: 412378

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random



Ernie Hudson is 78. Paul Rudd is 54.

And then there's...



Unreal.
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2024 Offseason
Replies: 312
Views: 4583

Re: NFL 2024 Offseason

by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 6:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695
Replies: 92
Views: 995

Re: The Baltimore Key Bridge collapse on 695

If you're worried about windows not breaking when you need to, keep a ceramic or steel tipped device in your glove box. Like this: Amazon Basics Emergency Seat Belt Cutter and Window Hammer Tool, Car Accessories, 2 Pack https://a.co/d/awdWloD https://youtube.com/shorts/cT_9O3BdB7E?si=Z95pvHmeGrIQhuC...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 179

Re: Joe Lieberman

Also, and more importantly, he's part of the reason that Obamacare didn't have a Single Payer option.

Fucking asshole.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/568 ... od-enough/
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Joe Lieberman
Replies: 11
Views: 179

Re: Joe Lieberman

The first non-President politician I ever became aware of because he was highlighted in GamePro Magazine in the early 90s because video games were getting too violent. Fuck him. This thread while googling kinda makes me laugh: https://www.retromags.com/forums/topic/10436-help-me-find-out-which-us-ma...
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Pot Thread
Replies: 1122
Views: 46289

Re: The Pot Thread

I stopped using back in May because I had to be clean for my GS job. Didn't get tested until November though. So I was good to go, but missed out on doing anything because I didn't know when I'd get hired.

I'm very much ready for stuff to be federally legal.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2025
Views: 43890

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

It seems to be trading. It's up 44% today and hovering around $72 a share.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

by Johnnie
Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2025
Views: 43890

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

This $DJT shit looks so pump and dump-y. But you can do anything when you're powerful. 🤷‍♂️
by Johnnie
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years
Replies: 2025
Views: 43890

Re: To the extent it comes up: Trump crap post-WH years

And of course...

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

Ah, so it was my second option.
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

Was the hiring of that scumbag a talking point in a meeting or in the board room because NBC had shareholders in mind?

Or was it more likely that they just don't give a fuck and everything is fucked up and bullshit?
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9266
Views: 465919

Re: Random Politics

NBC hired Ronna Romney McDaniel. Chuck Todd had words.

And the fact that NBC hired that scumbag just reminds me yet again that corporations only care about $$$.

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Real or The Onion?
Replies: 261
Views: 24922

Re: Real or The Onion?

Felt this thread is slightly better than the president one.

(Even the photo looks like something The Onion would use.)