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by Johnnie
Wed Mar 28, 2018 4:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2017 tax year. Tax time with HDO
Replies: 37
Views: 1445

Re: 2017 tax year. Tax time with HDO

I'm about to try and figure out where Intuit's headquarters are and take a flamethrower to the place. Just spent 6 hours entering in return data and now I can't access it. Mountain View, CA according to Google. If you do that on behalf of your company, are components of the flame thrower tax deduct...
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 10:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

I'm going to listen to this:

https://openargs.com/oa154-stormy-danie ... al-genius/

A couple military lawyer friends suggested the podcast in general and comments in Reddit suggested this episode in specific.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2145
Views: 182908

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

Could probably make a better argument for Kellyanne Conway, but this still works. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e16ef4085fd77ba55431e736b54faceb04607809f4be34ffa7b1219bd47f3adf.jpg?w=600&h=371 Ummm.... that must be the "Magnum" model on the right. Considering Tamagotchi acts li...
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Stormy's lawyer hitting Trump where it hurts (him). In light of what Steve said above and the tweet you posted, that's what this is all about. A troll job. NDA or not, it's about getting him to acknowledge that it's all true by various avenues. A potential result in court going against Stormy is me...
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 464697

Re: Random Politics

I didn't take it. Promise.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I agree with everything stated by Brian and DSafe upthread. Everything. Tighter restrictions. Longer waiting periods, everything. Make it as cumbersome as possible to attain a firearm. I'll even go further. Mandatory fucking training. You own a gun? Prove you can use it. That's the most tragically o...
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:20 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I don't think it's particularly fair to lump all gun owners into one category, say "change your culture," and step back from it. There's definite nuance. I'm done with going halfway and trying to appease someone that just wants to own a device that's only purpose is to injure or kill. All...
by Johnnie
Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:05 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

When does he get disbarred? What needs to happen at this point?
by Johnnie
Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

bfj wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:04 am Image
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I don't think it's particularly fair to lump all gun owners into one category, say "change your culture," and step back from it. There's definite nuance. I originally bought my first gun because of an event in my life that had me caught out there. A woman frantically ran into my home panic...
by Johnnie
Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 464697

Re: Random Politics

This was interesting to watch a couple years later.

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Naturally, this moron had takes:



I'm just happy she's a laughing stock and punching bag for everyone:

by Johnnie
Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Netflix Suggestions?
Replies: 1385
Views: 77366

Re: Netflix Suggestions?

Any of you folks start in on this documentary called Wild, Wild Country ? https://youtu.be/hBLS_OM6Puk https://www.gq.com/story/wild-wild-country-is-the-sex-cult-documentary-you-didnt-know-netflix-needed/amp Apparently it's a ginormous hit and I'm seeing it in multiple places when I'm poking around ...
by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

Damn.

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:48 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 705
Views: 19072

Re: 2018 NFL Season

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4685
Views: 291078

Re: Movies

This belongs here for sure.

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1990
Views: 199130

Re: Random Videos

by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 464697

Re: Random Politics

On Biden and Trump being old as fuck schoolyard children with each other:



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by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:12 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - FINAL AWARDS & SEASON WRAP-UP
Replies: 667
Views: 22414

Re: Swamp Out of the Park Baseball 2018 - *Profiles and Player Cards - Holland*

If I was still in Korea I'd have an Oats jersey made for me.
by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 6:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

The transgender ban is back to distract you from the fact that Stormy Daniels has an interview Sunday and there's probable video of Trump fucking her if this tweet from her lawyer means what I think it means. https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/977015170231885825?s=19 We are living in the dum...
by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9249
Views: 464697

Re: Random Politics

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by Johnnie
Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:16 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

The George Soros organized March for our Lives is today in DC.

Bob Kraft sent the Patriots airplane to pick up the young adults from Parkland.

Edit:

And of fucking course,The NRA is attacking the teen organizers of March for Our Lives.

This scumbag organization...delenda est.
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:10 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4685
Views: 291078

Re: Movies

Shirley wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:41 pm

It's a little derivative.
Terry. Fucking. Crews!
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

John Bolton is a fucking lunatic. And now he has real power...before, with W, he was just the UN ambassador, which is nothing but window dressing. Sorry Johnnie....but we are definitely going to war. My money is on Iran, which will make Iraq look like a walk in the park. Bolton sure seems to be itc...
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey Johnnie
Replies: 304
Views: 12654

Re: Hey Johnnie

This thread's fun. It started with a "You should have gone to Central Michigan, son," continued with Mexico and Guam questions, had a non sequitur porn story, and then my ultimate boss, commander in chief of the armed forces, The Donald, doesn't get stealth. Anyhoo, I still haven't started...
by Johnnie
Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

I feel sorry. Too many young men have died so needlessly. People like Bolton view your life as a statistic. A number on a box score. I'd like to think that had this happened prior to Mattis coming here and I had the opportunity to ask about it I'd stand up in front of the entire room and ask, but I...
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

♫♫And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free/And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me.♫♫

Retirement can't come fast enough. And with my luck the world will end before I get there.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)
Replies: 3501
Views: 104713

Re: The Indictment Thread (Trump Admin Meltdown Thread Part II)

Ivanka is the de facto Secretary of State.

Where are the pissed off Congress people calling bullshit in the most direct way possible?

This is fucking nepotism. God fucking dammit.

I'd be ripshit if Chelsea was in Hillary's cabinet. Where the hell is the outrage?
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:31 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2018 NFL Season
Replies: 705
Views: 19072

Re: 2018 NFL Season

Two things:

1) Apparently the entirety of New Orleans has amnesia about Tom Benson's role and intent in trying to move the Saints to San Antonio after Hurricane Katrina. Dude was a piece of shit.

2)

by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:25 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why Do Local Cops Need Camoflauge?
Replies: 862
Views: 56885

Re: Why Do Local Cops Need Camoflauge?

The fact that I have more restrictive rules in a fucking war zone than cops do in America is the peak of bullshit mountain, given the context of police brutality.
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

I think he knows we're kidding. Even someone in the Chair Force wing of the Air Force is still putting their necks out there 1 million times more than most of us. Oh, he knows we’re kidding. That “thank you” was as orange as your comment about the ashtrays. When I'm retired I'm getting a personaliz...
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:42 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Singularity
Replies: 262
Views: 15928

Re: The Singularity

Having lived in Arizona, I can tell you that a majority of the roads are poorly lit. They also have very wide lanes. An accident like this doesn't surprise me. I'd have to dig into the light pollution laws of The Valley to know more. I know that due to the observatory on Mt. Lemmon in Tucson, the ci...
by Johnnie
Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:29 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why Do Local Cops Need Camoflauge?
Replies: 862
Views: 56885

Re: Why Do Local Cops Need Camoflauge?

BLUE
LIVES
MATTER

OK?
by Johnnie
Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Mass Shootings Thread
Replies: 943
Views: 110755

Re: The Mass Shootings Thread

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by Johnnie
Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Austin bombings
Replies: 12
Views: 270

Re: Austin bombings

Geraldo and Seb Gorka called him a terrorist on Hannity.

Needless to say, I immediately started rooting for the cops to find MAGA gear in his house when I heard that.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fox News
Replies: 268
Views: 13633

Re: Fox News

Retired military people like that give eventual retired military people like me a bad name.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Welcome NHL Las Vegas
Replies: 596
Views: 24652

Re: Welcome NHL Las Vegas

I have zero hockey talk to add to this thread, but I want to say that Las Vegas is my probable landing spot after the military and working for the Golden Knights as a logistics guy (if such a position exists) sounds pretty cool. Then, I'd suggest you start greasing the wheels by writing letters to ...
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Welcome NHL Las Vegas
Replies: 596
Views: 24652

Re: Welcome NHL Las Vegas

I have zero hockey talk to add to this thread, but I want to say that Las Vegas is my probable landing spot after the military and working for the Golden Knights as a logistics guy (if such a position exists) sounds pretty cool.
by Johnnie
Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cultural Blind Spots
Replies: 524
Views: 22522

Re: Cultural Blind Spots

Not sure if I'll watch, but it's here for you.

(Bonus cultural blindspot for some of you: Charlemagne tha God and The Breakfast Club!)