The Swamp

For some reason whenever anyone mentioned "Archer", I always though they were talking about "Monk", which I also never watched, and obviously couldn't even name correctly. But now I'm watching Archer and gotta say, it's pretty damn funny.

Johnnie wrote:I think I'm the only person I know who doesn't play games on my smart phone.

Other than a bit of WwF and Chess, I'm with you. Everyone is a screen-poking zombie these days.

Photography.

(I guess I hate money.)

Whatever it is that is in the "-D" (yeah yeah) makes me jittery. By itself, Mucinex is an expectorant, so I would assume the '-D' means they added a decongestant, which means they added sudafed. Dextromethrophan. So similar to sudafed, but not exactly. The stuff that gives you trippy drea...

Brontoburglar wrote:Possibly up to 14 stabbed at a college

Of course, had this been a gun...

Then a bunch of people would've been poked annoyingly by a rather blunt object?

"Government-owned tenements"?

Chick in my old office building drove this one:

Brontoburglar wrote:I've heard songs in the last hour (on the retro country station!) how lonely women make the best lovers and now how older women are good lovers.

Time to cougar hunt!

The femocracy has taken over country.

Nice unis, Barça.

Johnnie wrote:Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!

(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)

I don't get it. Why doesn't the metaphorical door have a metaphorical handle?

He looks like he's about to chunk.

mister d wrote:You call that kid in just to see him in person, right?

Broke my streak of not liking things on fb.

Dead people never come come back in Lost episodes.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZoZ%2BEXWwL._SL500_AA300_.jpg You didn't like Stranger in a Strange Land? I remember loving it. But I only read it once a long time ago. It reminded me of Scientology and how fucked up people can get. All I remember is Micheal. and yoga? Gonna have to read it...

rass wrote:Would it be more acceptable if I photoshop a Bronco's helmet on her?

Or two.

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/stephens-block.gif Memphis did not have the size to handle Michigan State. Still, superstar DJ Stephens had some highlights. Yeah, I saw that one. It looks like a video game play. Incredible. Huh? #5 loses his handle and c...

Unless paired with a top hat.

Just came across this bit of logic on an OKCupid profile: Atheists who do yoga, it doesn't make sense to me, stop doing it ? You do know it is part of a religion? The particular stretches are to do with the soul and the body? We won't even start with chakra alignments and houses. Yes, its like going...

And we've got the Gold Cup match against Belize here July 9th if anyone wants to see some soccer and hipsters.

In my head I'm shaming myself for taking vicodin for legit reasons rather than saving them for fun times.

Smashed through these while on vacation... http://elishastam.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/419.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Women_(Bukowski_novel_-_front_cover).jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZoZ%2BEXWwL._SL500_AA300_.jpg http://popculturenerd.files.wordpress.com/2009...

39? You shoulda just whipped it out.

Plus, I'm not without my own faults: I put myself in the friend zone every damn time. I know it sounds like the awful thing to do, but the next time I meet a girl I'm going to just say "I have too many friends and not enough fuck buddies. And I don't want to be your friend." or some varia...

Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.

The Romans were kinky.