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- Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 WEEK SEVEN
- Replies: 101
- Views: 3833
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 WEEK SEVEN
Just sent. Instead of playing it Parcell's style, this week I played it like Dan Reeves and took zero risks.
- Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK SIX
- Replies: 95
- Views: 3729
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK SIX
Here's video of it:
- Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK SIX
- Replies: 95
- Views: 3729
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK SIX
Q5 - Name any playable event in the Nintendo Entertainment System version of either Track & Field or California Games (12) CORRECT ANSWERS BMX (1) - Wlu Flying Disc (1) - Rush Hammer Throw (1) - Bronto Half Pipe (2) - Cerrano, Sybian Hurdles (2) - BFJ, BSF Surfing (2) - Brian, Sancarlos 100 Met...
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6253
- Views: 349616
Re: Temporary Television
Who? Johnnie?The Sybian wrote:No, some of my internet friends are black. I even met one of them!AB_skin_test wrote:So you're saying you're a racist and you can't wait to be able to show it off?
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 106720
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Fuck the victim card. Be the Cad, not the Card.
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:43 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 106720
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Fuck it. Everyone are adults here. Here's worst case scenario playing out: Shallow Bitch: Hey, did you know that [DegerAsian] guy you set me up with? Co-Worker: Yes. Sorry to hear it didn't click. SB: Well, listen to this. He texted me and said if I want to fuck him, then get in touch with me. CW: O...
- Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 106720
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
DeGen, I was joking before, but now I'm serious. I would send a text that says something to the effect of "hey, I get that a relationship isn't in the cards, but I bet we can have a lot of fun fucking. Let me know".
Because at this point, literally, you have nothing to lose.
Because at this point, literally, you have nothing to lose.
- Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Ebolas
- Replies: 113
- Views: 11102
Re: The Ebolas
Colbert had on the director of communicable diseases (or some such title) from Weill Cornell Hospital in NY. That guy said you basically have to physically touch the patient and smear his blood over your face to contract the virus. He said that in Liberia, the family handles the body of their dead ...
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 5
- Replies: 70
- Views: 8363
Re: NFL Week 5
I don't see many punts in the ATL-NYG tilt either.
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:52 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 106720
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Reply back. Say something like:
"Really? Because I was looking for someone to fuck. I guess I misread the signs."
At this point, what's the worst that can happen?
"Really? Because I was looking for someone to fuck. I guess I misread the signs."
At this point, what's the worst that can happen?
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2014
- Replies: 368
- Views: 17301
Re: Final Jeopardy! Challenge October 2014
Doc, I think I'm more than just "some guy on sportsfrog".
Pretty easy, as I recently heard a podcast on one of the subjects.
L-Jam3 1-0
ryandtw 1-0
Howard 1-0
Giff 1-0
Rex 1-0
Pruitt 1-0
Shirley 1-0
Chedda 1-0
AB 1-0
flaco 1-0
Sybian 1-0
Jerloma 0-1
Pretty easy, as I recently heard a podcast on one of the subjects.
L-Jam3 1-0
ryandtw 1-0
Howard 1-0
Giff 1-0
Rex 1-0
Pruitt 1-0
Shirley 1-0
Chedda 1-0
AB 1-0
flaco 1-0
Sybian 1-0
Jerloma 0-1
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 106720
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Bitches be crazy, DeGen. Bitches be crazy.
- Thu Oct 02, 2014 10:33 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
- Replies: 266
- Views: 20595
Re: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
I think I already know the answer, but Eli at home against the Falcons Swiss Cheese defense is the better play than Dalton going into New England, even with Ints worth -3 and Pick Sixes worth an additional -4, right?
- Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 77432
Re: Return of Confessions
I think this means we need to resurrect the Final Jeopardy! challenge. Especially since this is a new month. Doc?
- Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:55 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 138
- Views: 13334
Re: NFL Week 4
If they're still in St. Louis, you can get shot if you just go to the suburbs, put on blackface, and raise your hands.
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:34 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 227584
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
When I'm waiting at my barbershop, I never know whether to read a magazine I already get that I haven't read through yet and he has in stock (GQ, SI, Men's Health, Nat Geo) or one I don't get (ESPN, Maxim, Cigar Afionado).
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:13 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 138
- Views: 13334
Re: NFL Week 4
The four division winners in the AFC right now (Cincinnati, San Diego, Houston and Buffalo) also have 0 Super Bowl titles and have combined for 8 Super Bowl appearances (helped a bit by Buffalo's four straight of course.) Wait, I'm counting 7: Cincinnati '81 and '88, Buffalo '90-93, San Diego '94. ...
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
- Replies: 266
- Views: 20595
Re: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
Here's time for a brag. I might be the only person in America who drafted LeSean McCoy (spent $52 out of $100 for first 5) who is 4-0.
- Tue Sep 30, 2014 8:39 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 138
- Views: 13334
Re: NFL Week 4
The Iggs don't rate inclusion in you red box of Armageddon? Fair point. I guess I tend to underrate their historical level of suckitude because they've been decent to very decent for most of the last 15 years, but you have a point. (In fact the four division winners in the NFC would have a combined...
- Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:54 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 4
- Replies: 138
- Views: 13334
Re: NFL Week 4
Better than me. I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half minutes.degenerasian wrote:I would have been long gone now, I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half hours.rass wrote:I'm giving up what could be the last gorgeous and genuinely hot Sunday of 2014 for this shit Steelers...
- Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:28 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Game - Mafia Interest?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 937
Re: Game - Mafia Interest?
This sounds like the balls. Count me in.
I love social games like this. And Assassination. That games is le merde.
I love social games like this. And Assassination. That games is le merde.
- Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR
- Replies: 131
- Views: 4766
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK FOUR
Just sent.
- Thu Sep 25, 2014 1:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Most Underrated MLB player of All-Timez
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1730
Re: Most Underrated MLB player of All-Timez
If Mickey Tettleton was born 15 years later, he'd be in the MVP race every year. And have a lifetime endorsement deal for Froot Loops.
- Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:41 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
- Replies: 1298
- Views: 88827
Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
I was thinking old-school Nuggets.
- Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Week 3
- Replies: 101
- Views: 4519
Re: NFL Week 3
Whoever Goodell's replacement is should make restoring some fun a priority. Give them 10-15 seconds after a TD to celebrate as they wish. And don't call shit like this which was clearly an homage, not showing up the other guys. Refs need to use some common sense. In general I agree, but it started ...
- Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:43 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK THREE
- Replies: 86
- Views: 3424
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK THREE
I see a couple Pick-Sixes by Eli in my future.
Re: Scotland
L-Jam2 always gave us small juice glasses of wine at dinner. Of course it was classic dago red, so it's not like I knew what good wine was until I was living alone after college.
- Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't seen
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2428
Re: Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't see
Lucky you never seeing Crash. God, I hated that movie on so many levels.
ETA: Here's Crash if you never saw it. 2 hours of Angelenos of different colors yelling at each other "I'm not a racist! You're a fucking racist!"
ETA: Here's Crash if you never saw it. 2 hours of Angelenos of different colors yelling at each other "I'm not a racist! You're a fucking racist!"
- Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't seen
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2428
Re: Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't see
That's "K-Logg" to you, Doc.
- Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of Confessions
- Replies: 1283
- Views: 77432
Re: Return of Confessions
Gents, the FMD beckons.
- Wed Sep 17, 2014 9:45 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't seen
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2428
Friday (-2 Days) M.D.: Movies I surprisingly haven't seen
Saw this before, so I think it's a worthy thread.
Without talking about movies basically post Jan 2011 (i.e. L-Jam4), here's a bunch I surprisngly never saw.
1. Groundhog Day
2. Harry Potter 7 Pts 1&2
3. Mrs Doubtfire
Just a few off the top of my head.
Without talking about movies basically post Jan 2011 (i.e. L-Jam4), here's a bunch I surprisngly never saw.
1. Groundhog Day
2. Harry Potter 7 Pts 1&2
3. Mrs Doubtfire
Just a few off the top of my head.
- Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:17 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO
- Replies: 102
- Views: 4051
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO
1. Fuck Lewis Hamilton, Fuck Bronto, and Fuck this game.
2. Gonzaga has been riding one relatively lucky Elite 8 Appearance covering up a lot of early crashings and burnings for 15 years now.
2. Gonzaga has been riding one relatively lucky Elite 8 Appearance covering up a lot of early crashings and burnings for 15 years now.
- Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO
- Replies: 102
- Views: 4051
Re: NFL Swampcrash 2014 - WEEK TWO
Look for mine b/w 10 and 10:15 AM EST today.
ETA: Just sent at 10:25.
ETA: Just sent at 10:25.
- Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
- Replies: 453
- Views: 37393
Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
This isn't irony, but I do like the fact that Steve Buscemi, whose most celebrated role is arguably a guy who doesn't tip, is regarded as one of the best celebrity tippers around.
- Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
- Replies: 266
- Views: 20595
Re: 2014 Fantasy Football Complains/Brags/Help Catchall
Can start up to 4 RBs. Normal scoring, save 1/2 pt per reception.
Definites: Mr. Pink @ Indy, Gio vs ATL
Start 2 from: Vereen @ MIN, Travis West hosting NO, Lamar Miller @ BUF, or DMC hosting HOU. I'm leaning on Vereen and West right now. I have time to change my mind.
Definites: Mr. Pink @ Indy, Gio vs ATL
Start 2 from: Vereen @ MIN, Travis West hosting NO, Lamar Miller @ BUF, or DMC hosting HOU. I'm leaning on Vereen and West right now. I have time to change my mind.
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5894
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
I am shocked to find Boris Becker never even played in a French Open final. I am also surprised Alexei Yashin was not a #1 pick. The only true serve and volleyers I can think that have won the French are Navratilova and Laver. I watched some tennis back then, but I couldn't tell you a damn thing ab...
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5894
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
And the worst part? I read SI's preview of Seattle about an hour before the game started, and I did my answers DURING THE FUCKING GAME LAST NIGHT. I was thinking saying Bobby Wagner would've been pretty unfair, so I said "I'll just go with that douchebag they let walk. Brandon Browner, baby!&qu...
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: 2014 NFL Week 1
- Replies: 165
- Views: 8052
Re: 2014 NFL Week 1
DVOA?
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5894
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
Fuck you, L-Jam, for forgetting Browner was fucking suspended during the Super Bowl. Asshole.
- Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
- Replies: 146
- Views: 5894
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
I remember one of Tom Hanks' earlier ones (3rd? Maybe 4th?) he came out and acted as if he banged his knee, passed out, and saw Abraham Linoln.
Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?
Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.
Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?
Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.