The Swamp

DSafetyGuy

Houston's LB corps is now riddled with COVID.

DSafetyGuy

Bears are going to be without at least three starting offensive linemen and one reserve.

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Nov 04, 2020 4:22 pm My far too early call: 2022 will be another reckoning for Dems.

You mean, the predictable getting their asses handed to them in 2022 after two years of accomplishing next to nothing due to the Senate and not being able to spin the simple message of "get rid of these cockblockers"?

DSafetyGuy

Stafford was for close contact. He can still play if he is asymptomatic and tests negative.

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Not only were the Bears duped when Taysom Hill came into the game, they were inspired by it on offense and brought in Trubisky to run a keeper on an RPO for no fucking reason. Fire them all into the sun. Not that he was likely to win the starting job back, but Trubisky hurt his throwing shoulder on...

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wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Wed Nov 04, 2020 10:45 am Not sure what is more surprising Tito Ortiz won a City Council seat or that he is still fighting MMA.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ufc-lege ... california

Orange County, he ran as a Republican, and has name recognition. Option B is the far more surprising one.

DSafetyGuy

At some point, my wife will stop find it amusing when I inform her of whom the movie's lead actress is a knockoff ("91% A-List Actress", etc.).

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Saw that earlier. Pretty vague. What's the preparation that a campaign needs on e-day? Ground game? Not sure if this is what was being referred to, but I saw a tweet in response to those reports about Pennsylvania that centered around the premise that it's not smart to rely on in-person voter turno...

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Does your model take into account no Minshew this week? And them starting someone I've never heard of? Not yet but it will. Didn't realize he was out. They are starting the official tank, I think. Supposedly Minshew has a thumb injury. It's been reported that Minshew has been playing with a fractur...

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My wife is taking our self-imposed media blackout at 6pm a step further and actually staying off Facebook entirely today because she doesn't want to hear everyone's "I voted" and stories of making a mountain out of a molehill while voting. I should have put two and two together last night...

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mister d wrote: ↑Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:52 am Audiences are like bears, do whatever you can to make yourself seem even larger.

Stand Up Safety Tip #8.

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My wife is taking our self-imposed media blackout at 6pm a step further and actually staying off Facebook entirely today because she doesn't want to hear everyone's "I voted" and stories of making a mountain out of a molehill while voting. I should have put two and two together last night ...

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So, I talked with the wife, and we've kind of agreed that we will try not to turn on the television until late tomorrow evening. Because, I know as soon as I turn it on, it will stay on, and I'll get all anxious and nervous as I watch it all evening. Might as well try to delay the knots in my stoma...

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I would like some of the hot sauce, if at all possible. 4-ounce is fine, unless demand is low and you want to get rid of an 8-ounce jar.

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No touble at all, I'm sure.

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It's reassuring to know that "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" made it behind the Berlin Wall.

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Rex wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:15 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:09 pm

On the one hand, it's kind of sad to see the state of the Patriots...

save it for Tuesday

I found this post enjoyable, thank you.

DSafetyGuy

When i run 10 minute sets the transistions are seamless because i'm used to the bits...doing a 20 for the first time meant a new set order for the first time in awhile, and 5 new bits to mix in. it was a trial by fire set....by set 3 that weekend i was going note free, but i know the transition qua...

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Totally cool with the Bears just cutting Javon Wims before the suspension comes down from the NFL.

Top-to-bottom braindead operation.

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Not only were the Bears duped when Taysom Hill came into the game, they were inspired by it on offense and brought in Trubisky to run a keeper on an RPO for no fucking reason.

Fire them all into the sun.

DSafetyGuy

First time I've watched your stand-up (not on Facebook). One thing I would recommend is trying to build a couple transitions to help you move from topic to topic. It will help your set flow and also reduce your need to rely on a set list. While I'm guessing you were concerned about accidentally skip...

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brian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:13 pm This Michigan/MSU game is nothing but Biden and Trump ads.

Watching sports causes me to use the mute button more than any other time. I watch so little live network television, it's very jarring.

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Does LA have a Rage Room? ABQ does. https://abqrage.com/ Sounds like you'd have a blast breaking shit. I don't know that they had one out there when we lived there, but there are none in the Syracuse area. One difference is I think there is a certain visceral enjoyment added when it is your own ite...

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Should you ever be in position to discard two toilets at the dump and your facility has the items be thrown down some distance onto a pile, I absolutely recommend tossing the first one so you can toss the second right on top of it. Nice to see this thread getting back to it's roots. We went there a...

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Should you ever be in position to discard two toilets at the dump and your facility has the items be thrown down some distance onto a pile, I absolutely recommend tossing the first one so you can toss the second right on top of it.

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My wife and have decided to stay off social media and avoid the news starting at about 6pm on Tuesday. Watching is not going to change anything (we both voted this morning) and I can just doom scroll through Twitter on Wednesday morning. One of my friends suggested another Zoom happy hour since our ...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:34 am Gregg Popovich for president, with Steve Kerr as VP!

Should have filed a few years ago...

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Detroit Free Press carried the Arizona Republic article about the 'Yotes renouncing the kid's rights , as he is from Sylvania, a Toledo suburb, and the victim lives in Detroit. Here are a couple snippets... Isaiah Meyer-Crothers said all he ever wanted was an apology from Miller. He noted that had M...

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I know it's tough, DSafe. This is going to be pretty harsh... If a person isn't really educated or that intelligent, and they're Trump supporters, I get it. They're easy marks. I don't necessarily hold that against them. But if a person has it on the ball, or has some level of intellectual sophisti...

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As of last night, I am no longer friends with the best man from my wedding, but I can probably do without a Trump-supporting racist cop with a persecution complex in my life, anyway.

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Country Club Golf is basically a parable for a rich person's lifestyle. The access. The exclusivity. The pompous jackassery. I've always hated it. Fuck golf. FIFY Don't act like a large number of the "non-country club" people aren't chasing that part. Yeah, yeah. But not on the public cou...

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:28 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:06 pm Tony La Russa? What the actual fuck?
Well, Casey Stengel was not available.

Take it from Sancarlos, an expert on elderly men.

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 3:27 pm I see what you did there.

That makes one of us... until I hit your post.

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Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:53 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:44 pm Country ClubGolf is basically a parable for a rich person's lifestyle. The access. The exclusivity. The pompous jackassery. I've always hated it. Fuck golf.
FIFY

Don't act like a large number of the "non-country club" people aren't chasing that part.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:41 pm Sounds like the Yotes relinquished the rights to Miller. Fucking idiots.

Like most sports teams, they're content to look the other way when it comes to bad actors. Being the Coyotes and what little media coverage they get, they probably figured they would skate on this.

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May I ask which level you're selecting? As someone who will very likely not take advantage of most of the additional items that come at the $99 level (commenting, live Q&A's, etc.), do you feel the newsletter may include things to help "make it worth" the additional $30/year? It need ...

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No trick or treating (taking the kids or distributing), but hosting a socially-distanced backyard gathering with fire pit. Will be like all the outdoor movie watching events from this summer where everyone wore masks when close by (including kids playing before it got dark) and was separated into gr...

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In a similarly unsurprising vein, Jay Cutler has also endorsed Trump.

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I'm actually pretty shocked that more ppl from The Apprentice haven't come forward with stories like that. Everyone that has any contact with Trump signs insane NDAs. While many of them probably aren't enforceable, everyone know Trump will make you spend a fortune in legal fees defending them. Oh, ...

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brian wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 1:46 pm Whatever you say about Biden or the folks running his campaign, definitely can't say he's ignored Wisconsin, Michigan or Pennsylvania.

He kinda ignored Wisconsin when he decided not to come there for the convention, not that I am mad about it on a personal level.

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