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by Ryan
Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (FULL - Teams assigned)
Replies: 71
Views: 3504

NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (FULL - Teams assigned)

Yes, you can reply to this thread with the word "in". BUT FIRST! Or at least, in a few seconds after you think of a word that rhymes with in, read these notices: 1. We're a long way out from the season, so I'm not putting an end date on this yet. I'll probably assign teams sometime around ...
by Ryan
Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 60151

Re: Asshole Power Rankings: Fast Food Edition

HaulCitgo wrote:Not massive cups. Average size but thats about what you need.
Rush wrote:I'm there
by Ryan
Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 60151

Re: Asshole Power Rankings: Fast Food Edition

The best chain burger I've ever had was at Cheeburger Cheeburger.
by Ryan
Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)
Replies: 33
Views: 995

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)

DC47 wrote:Instead of doing it like this, why not just post a sign-up notice at some future time?
A. To get people excited on a quiet winter Friday
B. I'm a person that makes choices
by Ryan
Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:41 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Greatest Swampcrash
Replies: 78
Views: 2866

Re: The Greatest Swampcrash

Spolier alert - I won't make it past the group of 3 questions where I answer "nope" two times. Or the group after that.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Glass In My Foot
Replies: 164
Views: 4508

Re: The Glass In My Foot

In
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)
Replies: 33
Views: 995

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)

Still nobody in so far
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:13 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Harper Lee
Replies: 14
Views: 982

Re: Harper Lee

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by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Sports Conspiracy Theories
Replies: 28
Views: 1772

Re: Sports Conspiracy Theories

Jerloma wrote:How exactly would that cover up a gambling scandal?
What gambling scandal?
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3882
Views: 228094

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

Erring on the side of less clutter, but Tony Phillips probably has his share of cult followers in these parts.

That thing about how if you split Rickey Henderson into two players, they'd both be all-time greats? I feel like Phillips is a decent version of one of those players.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two
Replies: 902
Views: 65862

Re: Hey, I Learn Something New Everyday, Two

rass wrote:While trying to determine if Candyman ever skied (inconclusive?), I noticed the name of his follow-up to Knockin' Boots and its peak chart position in the US:

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Nice...
Which just goes to prove my theory - the Dutch love Candyman
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Harper Lee
Replies: 14
Views: 982

Re: Harper Lee

Who fucking names their ki...god dammit I wasted that one.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)
Replies: 33
Views: 995

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)

rass wrote:I'm going to wait for the mentioned official sign-up thread to commit. Thanks for the heads up!
Did I mention Weeks 3-6 are our Salute to Rass? Please wear camouflage that looks exactly like towels and cleats.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)
Replies: 33
Views: 995

Re: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)

Thanks for your interest. Please form a line over there in front of the NEXT WEEK sign. Keep walking....yep...ok now go the back.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 60151

Re: Asshole Power Rankings: Fast Food Edition

Listen, another 30 seconds at Target is a small price to pay to not get hacked again and deal with getting a new c...aaaaand I just got hacked again.
by Ryan
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)
Replies: 33
Views: 995

NFL SWAMPCRASH 2016 (Not yet, but soon)

maybe Jordan is the Jordan. Good feeling about this week. Hockey, soccer and girls are my specialty. blech Jerloma's unmasked indignation is probably my second or third favorite thing about Swampcrash. Sigh Hi, I'm Ryan. Remember those classic quotes from Swampcrashes past? Well you might, since th...
by Ryan
Thu Feb 18, 2016 9:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6259
Views: 356895

Re: Temporary Television

rass wrote:Very much enjoying tPvsOJS.
I wish Ross Kardashian was in everything. UNCLE JUICE!
by Ryan
Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 287289

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

I thought it was Tchronno
by Ryan
Wed Feb 17, 2016 2:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Obama Administration Meltdown Thread
Replies: 479
Views: 36344

Re: Obama Administration Meltdown Thread

I like it. Important enough to talk to the real thought leaders, but still humble enough to do it in the waiting area at an Olive Garden
by Ryan
Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI
Replies: 12
Views: 429

Re: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI

Also in defense of the cheese factor, a lot of dialog from the some the true classics probably sounds completely stupid today.
by Ryan
Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI
Replies: 12
Views: 429

Re: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI

Taken on their own as movies, they mean a lot to me nostalgically but are basically fun garbage. It's hard to separate just the films from the entire universe. If it wasn't for the toys and games and stuff, I would have probably never cared. (Obviously, since I was 4 when the first trilogy ended)
by Ryan
Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:49 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread
Replies: 3882
Views: 228094

Re: Worthy of mention, too obscure for own thread

HENRY FUCKING WARNIMONT

by Ryan
Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Rio Olympics Thread
Replies: 617
Views: 31534

Re: 2016 Rio Olympics Thread

This is really unfair now because the Russian women are the only ones who know they can go down there and not get pregnant
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Real or The Onion?
Replies: 261
Views: 27556

Re: Real or The Onion?

Pre-K Student Gives Out Mini Selfie Sticks for Valentines Day
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Weather
Replies: 2500
Views: 116745

Re: The Weather

I'm more worried about Scott Baio
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why is the anti-credit card argument so binary?
Replies: 63
Views: 1934

Re: Why is the anti-credit card argument so binary?

The only things I've gotten cash for in the last 2 years are tips for the boys' haircuts and going in on gifts for people leaving the office. And it's great and so is ApplePay and so are hookers thank you
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FMMD*: Did Sheryl have some fun with William/Bill/Billy/Mac?
Replies: 24
Views: 795

Re: FMMD*: Did Sheryl have some fun with William/Bill/Billy/

Moreta wrote:Also, I hate this song.
Honestly. Before this morning, I probably would have given it a B- just for 90s nostalgia, but that opening is literally embarrassing
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL
Replies: 81
Views: 3250

Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL

Did anyone have me in Fantasy Swampcrash? You're welcome!
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL
Replies: 81
Views: 3250

Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL

Johnny Carwash wrote:Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region
That's what I call my taint
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 11:21 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL
Replies: 81
Views: 3250

Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL

I'm guessing Ichiro is the obvious misread
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why is the anti-credit card argument so binary?
Replies: 63
Views: 1934

Re: Why is the anti-credit card argument so binary?

The idea that it snowballs into something destructive is based on someone being irresponsible. As long as you treat the credit card like an extension of your bank account and keep track, I see zero harm in using one and feel zero sympathy for people who think that they can buy whatever they fucking...
by Ryan
Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: FMMD*: Did Sheryl have some fun with William/Bill/Billy/Mac?
Replies: 24
Views: 795

Re: FMMD*: Did Sheryl have some fun with William/Bill/Billy/

Image Stole that other guy's Datsun and drove it across the street to the car wash and stabbed WBBM in the neck with a shard from the bottle of Bud, then cut off seven of his thick fingers and made a necklace.
by Ryan
Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:11 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL
Replies: 81
Views: 3250

Re: NFL PLAYOFFS SWAMPCRASH - SWAMPER BOWL

Does smog count as a roof?
by Ryan
Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 287289

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

Smiling out loud
by Ryan
Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 287289

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

The Sybian wrote:Poor Jeb! Even the Rotary Club has no respect for himself. I love how the host tells him his campaign had a hard stop time, then he sits down and eats.

I know him - great guy. He's pretty pissed about the video.
by Ryan
Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 1298
Views: 91313

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

I actually kind of like these, because it's not as obtrusive and kind of fits the environment, but I can't think of another one that wasn't horrendously 90s https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WcRUBZXvGz3YiwRsT3l9Odejlqg=/707x688:3349x2449/709x473/filters:format(webp)/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_im...
by Ryan
Thu Feb 11, 2016 7:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 287289

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

A wolf in sheep's clothing. He is on the Koch Bros payroll. He has done his best to break all public unions. He gave the business owners a 75% deduction towards Ohio taxes, which means a factory worker making $50,000 pays more taxes than a person with Schedule C, E, or F income (or has K-1 Sub S or...
by Ryan
Wed Feb 10, 2016 2:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2016 Presidential Race
Replies: 6046
Views: 287289

Re: 2016 Presidential Race

govmentchedda wrote:I'll bet he even called bank on each shot.
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by Ryan
Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Let's Talk About Campus Rape
Replies: 95
Views: 6183

Re: Let's Talk About Campus Rape

SYB-BOT