The Swamp

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The Yankees have as many wins in their last 7 games at MMP as the Astros do in their last 33.

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We’re just not a very good March team. And that’s ok.

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brian wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:12 pm It’s the UFL now but Michigan beat St Louis 18-16 yesterday on a walk off 64-yard FG from a former Texas State kicker who hadn’t attempted a FG since high school.

(Yes, you read all of that correctly.)

And he hit it twice, right? They called a timeout as he tried the first one that he made.

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Rex wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:21 pm Alabama went from one murder and zero Final Fours to zero murders and one Final Four this year. What a turnaround.

It’s kinda bullshit they didn’t have to wait 20 years tbh.

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If they win it all, we have to talk about this being one of the most dominant stretches since UCLA right? They haven’t been challenged in 10 straight tourney games.

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I left at halftime to pick up pizza and was all pumped to see an exciting second half and that did not happen.

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They’ll make a documentary one day about how Kyle Filipowski overcame an unruly mob who almost ended his life to barely beat a UH team who lost its best player in the first half. Truly inspiring. What can’t be said enough is the following: FUCK DUKE. Go Wolfpack! Yup. Always getting the calls. I co...

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They’ll make a documentary one day about how Kyle Filipowski overcame an unruly mob who almost ended his life to barely beat a UH team who lost its best player in the first half. Truly inspiring.

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Similar to Rass’s story in the Point Break thread, I introduced my daughter to the original Fargo movie last night. She was excited to see it, and really enjoyed it. Which made us both happy. Nice bonding experience. That’s awesome. Fargo is one I’m looking forward to sharing with the kiddo when sh...

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Order canceled.

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Here is a relatable analogy to a response I received from a co-worker about a connectivity error one of our law firm users is having trying to submit some information...an error she has reported each month for three months straight now which eventually gets resolved. Me to doctor showing him my arm ...

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MUST HAVE

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I'm debating going to my Mom's where they'll have the full eclipse, but most likely I'll just stay here where we have 94%. Both kid's schools are doing something so that's neat for them. I'd go to your mom's if at all possible, unless the weather looks unfavorable. People say that the difference be...

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I'm debating going to my Mom's where they'll have the full eclipse, but most likely I'll just stay here where we have 94%. Both kid's schools are doing something so that's neat for them.

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I'm sorry but we as a nation should be making way more fun of Steph Curry for fucking crying after Draymond was ejected (again!) than we currently are.

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Are you a cat?

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:36 pm Is it October or March?

Definitely March.

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Ryan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:21 pm Beautiful day game between LAD and STL with Costas on the call. 1985 is ok with me.

Bryan Cranston announcing the starting lineup was pretty great.

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Yeah I’m not real happy I engaged cause now I’m starving for food I’m 13 hours away from. At least I get one next week in Vegas!

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This ump in the Astros/Yankees game will have both teams demanding robot umps by the end of the game at this pace. Two half innings in a row ended on not even close called strikes.

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Yeah but my way you get double sopa!

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I’d been going my whole life but didn’t have my first one until 2013 and I’ve been hooked ever since. We have them at least twice each trip.

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Is it October or March?

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Rush2112 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:08 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 3:04 pm

Stuffed sopapillas are god's gift to us mere humans.
I worship at the alter of carne adovada and chile rellenos.

Carne adovada stuffed sopapilla!

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What? My kids LOVED sopapillas when they were younger. They would always ask my mom to make them when we'd visit...and then they'd eat so many they didn't want anything else for dinner. Ya I don't understand it, but my wife is very anti-making kids try things (it was a huge thing in her household) ...

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I haven't talked about trump with my trump-supporting parts of the family in a while. Luckily I think we're down to 3 (my mom, my brother and sister-in-law) who are all very religious and I'm debating breaking that streak to ask them how they can reconcile this latest Bible stunt with their faith? I...

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It also hasn't been BW3 in years.

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Are you calling Mrs. SC a hooker? That’s how I read it. I gotta side with the Mrs. here. Being “owed” a kiss us some caveman or 70s-80s comedy movie shit. Which makes SC's perspective understandable. Yeah, we're lucky SC didn't argue that a gentle slap to put the woman in her place is definitely ac...

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:55 pm
brian wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:52 pm Some recs here.
Never take a pizza recommendation from a guy who calls it za.

Right? It's clearly suh.

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That is straight-up terrifying.

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Ryan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:22 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:27 am I hope you know my word choice there wasn't a coincidence.
It was really well disguised. My bad.

It's ok, you're just getting older.

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That's really great, TB! Way to go, Quinn! Very impressive.

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Thanks y'all!

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So sorry, Duff.

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I hope you know my word choice there wasn't a coincidence.

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Mutherfucking free throws. Extra annoying to lose that way. Go Coogs or Aggies. Whatever. Back when most of you were in diapers I saw NC State win a national championship over Univ of Houston, because Houston couldn’t make free throws. My first sports memory. Good times. I remind BJ Barham of that ...

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mister d wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:36 pm Ha. I saw you were the last post here and thought “I wonder what food is comforting Giff right now”.

They worked tbh.

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Their toffee chips are making me less sad tonight.

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Mutherfucking free throws. Extra annoying to lose that way. Go Coogs or Aggies. Whatever.

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EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:30 pm So uh…Why is there a half hour layover between the first and second games today?

My only gripe with this tournament. Start a game on the hour, every hour from 1-8 ET. This isn’t difficult.

I remember DSafe explaining the above before, but it’s still a bad viewing experience.

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