The Swamp

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It's 9:30pm on the east coast and an 81 year old man still has yet to give an hour plus long speech. Did the NFL schedule this?

Our country is so fucking dumb.

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That Mark Robinson dude is like (Uncle Ruckus + Samuel L. Jackson's character from Django Unchained + Kanye West) x 1,000.

Holy shit, man.

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Sinema not running is probably a pretty huge deal for Gallego, right? I think. Last I checked, he's allegedly trailing Scary Keri Lake though. (Rasmussen) Like.... WTF on that. He must be running a shit campaign. https://twitter.com/RubenGallego/status/1765101491684294875?t=HTmL35GYIhxxLKbA83wX7A&a...

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BRONCOS COUNTRY.

WE TRIED.

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How a Willy Wonka Event in the U.K. Ended in Calls to Police and Demands For Refunds Glasgow ‘Willy Wonka Experience’ Unites The Internet In Laughter Hang it in the fucking Loeuvre: https://sm.ign.com/t/ign_pk/news/w/willy-wonk/willy-wonka-experience-actors-become-unwitting-internet-sens_zkmp.1200....

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I'm snickering.

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I volunteered at the Trap and Skeet range yesterday. It was fun, but man. Let me tell you. It was like a January 6th convention. All of these standard issue white people who very clearly fit a certain demographic with all of their shotguns, FJB stickers on them, and ginormous camper vans going out i...

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Also, this is amazing:

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Nearly a year ago, the AF's senior enlisted leadership had harsh words for "fashion" back when there was a push to get beards allowed for dudes in the military. It was not received well because of the smug dickishness of the panel. This week the Air Force's Dress and Appearance Instruction...

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I love Dan Soder.

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Oh my God. The Enrique Iglesias 9/11 joke. He ain't bullshittin'. I'm literally crying laughing right now.

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Well, I'll say that I've been to dozens of Chicken Filets up and down the eastern coast How do you know NLFC isn't southern? My MIL constantly calls it "Chick-a-fil-a I originally thought the place was called "Chicken Fil-A" because of the 'viral before YouTube' video Unforgivable. h...

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I wonder if they updated hologram Jerry appropriately.

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Yea, added the link after my initial post and it was simultaneously bottom paged.

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Well, if you believe Newsweek, this is... something. And...the victim is a minor. Like father, like son. I want to laugh. But this shit ain't funny. https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1b302k1/lauren_boeberts_son_made_sex_tape_with_fellow/ Edit: Ok, I guess I have to laugh a little. These com...

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Fuck the Supreme Court. https://twitter.com/WagnerTonight/status/1763052866728595962?t=4M19I1_vdQL5pqg36qkHlw&s=19 https://twitter.com/PoliticusSarah/status/1762969987323408648?t=ZqMBgeWzbV0p0Wcy92b5rw&s=19 https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1763033442420240672?t=9T_8fl7_cCaHxfCi2MVdjg&s=1...

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Oh snap. But this makes total sense.

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Yeah, that's not how AI technology is progressing. We are in the stage RIGHT NOW where we can (mostly) tell. Particularly with video. With still images, I think we're pretty much past the threshold. But we're probably 12-24 months away from it being almost impossible to tell. Shit needs to get regu...

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DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:48 pmCan we start calling it the "Boebert Crime Family" yet?

It's currently a trending hashtag.

It's always makes me laugh when white trash pretend they aren't and they judge everyone else for the ills of the world when it's actually them that suck.

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Whether it's AI or anything else that makes people go "WTF?" and feel helpless, honestly, I think we're all literally living in a real life daily slog of the movie Don't Look Up and it isn't getting better. Case in point: https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnewsvideo/comments/1b0zgkf/father_of_s...

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Back above $60k.

I still have no idea how this shit works.

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A project manager used "project cadance" the other day. Still don't know what it means. "Cadence" is just another way of saying schedule or frequency. For example, just a couple of weeks ago I got the ok to change the "cadence" of some triage meetings from 4 days a wee...

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MY. PLEASURE.

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If you barely search the Internet, you'll find the full video of the self immolation. It's heartbreaking and terrifying. It also captures a cop with his pistol pointed at the dude while he's basically dead and still on fire. "I don't need guns. I need fire extinguishers." is stated by a me...

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The Air Force and Military subreddits are either looking at this as a suicidal ideation gone extreme, cracking jokes, or calling dude stupid because killing yourself doesn't bring peace to the Middle East. My first thought about this is "Tibetan Monk" and George Carlin (AF vet) going "...

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WHAT THE EFF? DAVID BLAINE! YOU'RE A DEMON!

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Whataburger was a good fast food option in NM because they did green chile cheeseburgers quite well. (They fell just behind Blake's for me.)

Whataburger was very, very good in Texas and kinda blah elsewhere though. I've had it in several states at this point.

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My boomer godmother is such a damn fool. This is the type of shit she shares on Facebook.

This has to be a parody page.

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Really crappy episode.

Only decent laugh came from the gambling app one.

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How you going to have a cold open with 4 senators slurping Trump and not have Shane Gillis, the host of the show tonight, not play Trump in it. C'mon. Literally has one of the best impressions. Also, he's not getting any laughs during his monologue because the crowd sucks. (And his material is not f...

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There were reports that Elon Musk visited Palm Beach the day after the verdict came down.

So hey! At least it wasn't Putin cutting him a check, right?

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almost there! https://www.instagram.com/p/C3oI_oRNri1/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== He's mostly an asshole now, but one of Bill Maher's standup joke from way back was "Christians believe life begins at erection. Also, Josh Hawley's is a 'capital C' Cunt. https...

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America’s Best Mexican Food’ Is Officially in Tucson

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DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 9:25 am
Johnnie wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 8:03 pm4) Holy shit Sean Mooney from the WWF is a news guy...in Tucson??
He was a news guy before getting hired by the WWF.

I missed this news story last year.

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For example, how many of you are aware of the Wilmington, NC massacre? It was as large or larger than the Tulsa massacre. I believe it is the only successful armed coup in American history, yet few outside of NC have heard of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilmington_massacre Heh, I literally ju...

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Behind The Bastards is going in on Robert E. Lee. 3 of the 4 episodes have been released so far. Very entertaining.

Special guest in the episodes is Propaganda, the rapper, who has his own pretty great podcast called Hood Politics. Very much worth a listen.

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I don’t know about the rest of you. I was in advanced-level classes all through high school, have plenty of higher education, and consider myself an avid reader of articles and magazines if not books. Yet I never even heard of the Tulsa Massacre until maybe 7 or 8 years ago, a couple years before i...

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I just learned about Fred Hampton for the first time. Fucking America, man. There’s a good (sad) documentary about him. I think I watched it on Kanopy. (Which is a free streaming channel that uses your library card). Judas and the Black Messiah (6 Oscar nominations) with Daniel Kaluuya (Oscar winne...

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