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Oldest just asked me to play that "streetlight song, with the boy and girl". Nice. Nice! Earlier today I caught my 10-yr-old daughter singing the chorus to All Nightmare Long while I Guitar Hero'd Metallica. For the 250th time. "Feel us breath upon your - fayce-ah" It's cooler w...

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Bump.

In about an hour.

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Banana's Foster = me

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Yes please!

A new, full season of Tomas Tatar jokes to follow.

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Ray Rice has dirt on somebody. Some owner perhaps.

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Texans D also helped me beat Rass WITHOUT A QUARTERBAKK. He had Matt Stafford...but I had Megatron. Combo-breaker! I ****ING HATE Cam Newton but kept him on the field because every slouch reporter in the world ASSURED me the "Q" next to his status was a formality. Fuckers. Anyway, sorry Ra...

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Ugh, sorry guys. I totes blew it tonight. Got stuck at work until stupid late and was rewarded with a guy I hate under center, two kickers and two defenses. ...the damage is done, so I guess I'll be leavin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0 I'm not actually leavin btw. I think I can make t...

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Not so much a 'live' music recommendation but I had to name drop The Griswold's somewhere. Look up their album "Be Impressive" on Spotify or something and let it run. At least the first eight songs are really fantastic. They have a sort of MGMT sound but a lot less canned. Singer sounds (l...

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I have relatives in the Fort Washington/DC area who I've visited a bunch this summer. I ran a lot around Fort Foote Park, just an amazing place to run trails. I'll try to make an excuse to get there for the 28th. Either way I'll donate for Max.

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In. I'm the Pancakes. Avatar is my daughters name, medium is Aunt Jemima light with cinnamon and in the Metallica font.

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Yes please.

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Late to the party. I know. My brother-in-law and I have a text chain about three miles long with Pence-a-grams tho and I'd like to commit them to the web. Hunter Pence drinks Melo Yelo. When E.F. Hutton talks, Hunter Pence doesn't listen. Hunter Pence likes candy corn. No offense candy corn lovers, ...

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That was awesome Degen. Thanks.

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There is a Warrior Dash in Montclair, New Jersey on August 21st that I am hoping to get to. If'n any of you less fit crackers is interested. https://www.warriordash.com/location/2014-warrior-dash-new-jersey/ . Three miles, twelve obstacles, a piece of cake compared to Tough Mudder. A good stepping s...

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Johnnie wrote:How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Obviously not 8 because my basement is still dark.

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That's awesome.

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I'll stop now.

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Grep? Weght? I duneed talifnothn, cankelamanwifmahbarhands ahonlywegh152.

You've seen the movie Snatch, right?

My 'Parky' is a little rough.

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Good for you Bb. I committed to a 6K (?) here in Montclair on Feb 1 and it will be my first foot race of any kind. I run 4/5 miles once, maybe twice a week in prep when weather permits. Is that enough? I have no idea how to prep for something like this. I know I'm not going to win but I'd like for m...

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What Scottie said. I own a higher-end Canon Pixma that is dreadfully slow. Almost two minutes of initializing, calibrating, clicking, grinding, printhead movement, more calibrating, clicking, grinding. Soooo annoying. They all print and scan well enough I guess. I've worked with them all, Brother pr...

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Watched "Frozen Land" with my daughter over the weekend. It's a non-Pixar, non-Dreamworks, animated eskimo story marketed to look like Disney's "Frozen", but it is not. Far from it. The story though was excellent. Highly recommend.

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Tonight I weigh 645 pounds.

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For what it's worth, 'computers other than mine that I have worked on' have run through some of the sheistiest web sites in pron universe. I have been using Avira Free for about five years and have NEVER had a single infection. I cannot recommend that stuff more highly. I think I gave that away pret...

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Click on the Start button, then Run. In the command box that appears type "msconfig" then hit Enter key or click OK button. Look for a tab up top labeled Startup, hit it then deselect every checked item. Close 'msconfig' and choose to restart immediately when it prompts you to. After the c...

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Why is that hippie holding two hockey pucks?

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Fair enough. I'll kill the current Nationwide League and resurrect the old one a little later on this afternoon.

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This years Yahoo! Nationwide league is not renewed from last year, so you should be able to find it by name "Nationwide 2013" and register normally.

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If 'Nationwide' is still relevant, Ketchup Sawx, Greenwave, Blood of Tebow and Giff would be graduating to Unknown . Let me know if this is something that should happen. If yes, I'll email the managers to let them know. I'll put together Nationwide again and open it to the max amount of teams. So, ...

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Johnnie wrote:
ZMan wrote:
Johnnie wrote:I like that Jack Nicholson shirt.
If I were Caesar Romero, I'd be pissed.
If I were Cesar Romero, I'd be dead.

If I were Cesar Romero, I'd be immortal.

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Final standings from Unknown. 1. Southern Beef 9-4 2. Buffalo Soldiers 9-4 3. Vinlakers 7-6 4. Powered By Jim Beam 7-6 5. Travzilla Thrilla 7-6 6. Swamp Reaper 7-6 7. Real Sociopaths ... 7-6 8. RamsFan 6-7 9. Sabo 6-7 10. SportsDoc 63 6-7 11. Rushian Roulettes 6-7 12. Haislip's Bangs 6-7 13. Danger...

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If we cant track down Justin, then the first alternate slides up to Unknown. Ohhh yeah. That'd be me.

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HDO45331 wrote:That looks like something Charlie Finley would do.

...or R. Kelly.

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If 'Nationwide' is still relevant, Ketchup Sawx, Greenwave, Blood of Tebow and Giff would be graduating to Unknown. Let me know if this is something that should happen. If yes, I'll email the managers to let them know. I'll put together Nationwide again and open it to the max amount of teams. So, a...

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If 'Nationwide' is still relevant, Ketchup Sawx, Greenwave, Blood of Tebow and Giff would be graduating to Unknown. Let me know if this is something that should happen. If yes, I'll email the managers to let them know. I'll put together Nationwide again and open it to the max amount of teams. So, al...

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Regarding the heels thing, you can accomplish a lot by changing your approach to stairs too. Try taking stairs using your heels only. Sorta levitate your toes barely off of the stair as you step up, don't hyperextend your foot/ankle. After a flight of stairs or two, you will feel some sh*t burning i...

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Last October I waddled into my doctors at 273 pounds. Finally under 200 yesterday

Just walk, man.

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If any of you are Chrome surfers I just noticed that when Chrome was open it was sucking up the majority of my CPU. I uninstalled, cleared my cache and registry with CCcleaner and reinstalled. Now it's back down to only taking a few percent of the processor. Just wanted to give a heads up in case a...

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We could run ze FatBet again?

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bfj wrote:
Johnny Carwash wrote:JC Penney under fire for selling a tea kettle that looks like Hitler:

I hate tea almost as much as I hate Nazis.

"Tea punks fuck off" - Biafra

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Saw Frightened Rabbit last night. Those guys are just really really good. It was interesting....I listened to the song "Backward Walk" about a zillion times when I was going through the shit with The One Who Broke My Heart....Twice, and it just really spoke to me. Can't really listen to i...

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So, I like know this guy who asked me to put together a tattoo for him based on an origami heart his girl friend made for him a long time ago. He and the other girl are each otherwise difficultly married. The folded-paper heart is finished (painted onto fabric actually) and looks really good. I thou...

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