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- Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:53 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 109420
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:50 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: New Orleans Pelicans
- Replies: 58
- Views: 5378
Re: New Orleans Pelicans
I'd go with a voodoo theme, but that would probably be too much for 'Muricans. Graphics would be sweet though — chicken legs, skulls, zombies, etc.
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]
- Replies: 516
- Views: 89120
Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]
That tatted chick is basically what all the strippers here look like.
- Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:31 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: New Orleans Pelicans
- Replies: 58
- Views: 5378
Re: New Orleans Pelicans
They're hilarious when they try to land/dive into water. Probably one of the least graceful sights in the natural world.brian wrote:I've seen pelicans in Texas cause car accidents by divebombing cars, so I'm convinced of their badass bonafides.
- Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Live Music thread...
- Replies: 2118
- Views: 180695
Re: The Live Music thread...
I usually kind of hate blues festivals but our 4th of July one this year has Eric Burdon & the Animals, John Hiatt, Mavis Staples, Robert Randolph, Taj Mahal, and Robert Plant. Gonna have to find myself a fanny pack and a visor.
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:17 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 109086
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
I just realized I had the same f-ing thing happen to me a couple years back. When she recovered, I tried to re-kindle, but she was super-flakey and so I dropped it. I then found out she started seeing and moved in with a dude my sister had been dating. So yeah, classy broad.
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:30 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Hey Admins
- Replies: 71
- Views: 3767
Re: Hey Admins
The funny thing is (and it's all funny) that Turd went screaming "Hey Admins!" and I'm the only guy that actually has the Admin account. As you can see, he really thought this one through. He was probably under the impression that the proverbial keys had been handed over. As many of us we...
- Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6406
Re: Tax Q's Thread
Hey HDO, or others... So I was subcontracted on a project that the contractor ended up getting sacked on, thus I ended up not getting paid for 50% of my fees, even though I had completed the work. Can I claim this as a loss, and how? Currently I just have it as negative income, is this legit? Edit:...
- Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:33 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tax Q's Thread
- Replies: 149
- Views: 6406
Tax Q's Thread
Hey HDO, or others... So I was subcontracted on a project that the contractor ended up getting sacked on, thus I ended up not getting paid for 50% of my fees, even though I had completed the work. Can I claim this as a loss, and how? Currently I just have it as negative income, is this legit? Edit: ...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:33 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6259
- Views: 367504
Re: Temporary Television
For some reason whenever anyone mentioned "Archer", I always though they were talking about "Monk", which I also never watched, and obviously couldn't even name correctly. But now I'm watching Archer and gotta say, it's pretty damn funny.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Games, Apps, 'n Stuf
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3960
Re: Games, Apps, 'n Stuf
Other than a bit of WwF and Chess, I'm with you. Everyone is a screen-poking zombie these days.Johnnie wrote:I think I'm the only person I know who doesn't play games on my smart phone.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4403
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
Photography.
(I guess I hate money.)
(I guess I hate money.)
Re: Allergies
Whatever it is that is in the "-D" (yeah yeah) makes me jittery. By itself, Mucinex is an expectorant, so I would assume the '-D' means they added a decongestant, which means they added sudafed. Dextromethrophan. So similar to sudafed, but not exactly. The stuff that gives you trippy drea...
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Guns: Infinity
- Replies: 1441
- Views: 68460
Re: Guns: Infinity
Then a bunch of people would've been poked annoyingly by a rather blunt object?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:30 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 220987
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
"Government-owned tenements"?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:43 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3696
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Chick in my old office building drove this one:
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231624
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
The femocracy has taken over country.Brontoburglar wrote:I've heard songs in the last hour (on the retro country station!) how lonely women make the best lovers and now how older women are good lovers.
Time to cougar hunt!
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 15203
- Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.
- Replies: 3074
- Views: 270073
Re: All threads are temporary. This one's about soccer.
Nice unis, Barça.
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 220987
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
I don't get it. Why doesn't the metaphorical door have a metaphorical handle?Johnnie wrote:Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:25 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 220987
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
He looks like he's about to chunk.
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:18 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Fantastic Cover Letter
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2168
Re: Fantastic Cover Letter
mister d wrote:You call that kid in just to see him in person, right?
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:59 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Vote early and vote often
- Replies: 16
- Views: 987
Re: Vote early and vote often
Broke my streak of not liking things on fb.
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Arrested Development
- Replies: 50
- Views: 3012
Re: Arrested Development
Dead people never come come back in Lost episodes.
- Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:50 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2145
- Views: 266316
- Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:20 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
- Replies: 228
- Views: 15876
Re: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZoZ%2BEXWwL._SL500_AA300_.jpg You didn't like Stranger in a Strange Land? I remember loving it. But I only read it once a long time ago. It reminded me of Scientology and how fucked up people can get. All I remember is Micheal. and yoga? Gonna have to read it...
- Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231624
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Or two.rass wrote:Would it be more acceptable if I photoshop a Bronco's helmet on her?
- Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
- Replies: 477
- Views: 61243
Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/stephens-block.gif Memphis did not have the size to handle Michigan State. Still, superstar DJ Stephens had some highlights. Yeah, I saw that one. It looks like a video game play. Incredible. Huh? #5 loses his handle and c...
- Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231624
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Unless paired with a top hat.
- Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:33 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231624
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Just came across this bit of logic on an OKCupid profile: Atheists who do yoga, it doesn't make sense to me, stop doing it ? You do know it is part of a religion? The particular stretches are to do with the soul and the body? We won't even start with chakra alignments and houses. Yes, its like going...
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:51 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
- Replies: 388
- Views: 23477
Re: The HEX! and other World Cup Qualifiers
And we've got the Gold Cup match against Belize here July 9th if anyone wants to see some soccer and hipsters.
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 109420
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:11 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 231624
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
In my head I'm shaming myself for taking vicodin for legit reasons rather than saving them for fun times.
- Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
- Replies: 228
- Views: 15876
Re: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
Smashed through these while on vacation... http://elishastam.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/419.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Women_(Bukowski_novel_-_front_cover).jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZoZ%2BEXWwL._SL500_AA300_.jpg http://popculturenerd.files.wordpress.com/2009...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:52 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 109086
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
39? You shoulda just whipped it out.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:35 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 109086
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Plus, I'm not without my own faults: I put myself in the friend zone every damn time. I know it sounds like the awful thing to do, but the next time I meet a girl I'm going to just say "I have too many friends and not enough fuck buddies. And I don't want to be your friend." or some varia...
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2145
- Views: 266316
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
The Romans were kinky.Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.