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by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28119

Re: NFL Free Agency

Are all the CFL teams set at QB? I'm not sure TSN has blown Tebowmania up north of the border, but would a team take a chance and allow him to "show" that he can run a pro style offense? ETA: Just saw the Alouettes hold his CFL rights. Als quoted today as saying that he is welcome to come...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 1993
Views: 199948

Re: You know what the rent is

howard wrote:Maybe I will vote this time


This is real. Bloomberg is in trouble.

Got my vote.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Draft
Replies: 184
Views: 9658

Re: 2013 NFL Draft

Awesome, Kranepool. Thanks for posting.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 60566

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

Sorry about the size on that one, I didn't realize it was so big.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 60566

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

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by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MJD
Replies: 17
Views: 1425

Re: MJD

garyclark wrote:In case folks forgot, he started off here in The Swamp, back when the "The Front Page" was real. And he liked it. And then one day he figured he could start his own blog. And did a damn fine job of it.
Wow, I was not aware of that.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:01 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MJD
Replies: 17
Views: 1425

Re: MJD

sancarlos wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:I posted a response and it didn't make sense, and now I'm not sure how I should edit it without not making sense and saying something I shouldn't.
Just post it as is, and let us judge you.

Word.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Draft
Replies: 184
Views: 9658

Re: 2013 NFL Draft

Yep, I watched a 12 minute puff piece on him last night. He's been working out with Jeff Garcia and trying to get his shit back together. They showed some video of him with his shirt off and he hardly looked like an NFL QB. In fact, he looked like he was barely fit enough to be an offensive lineman.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MJD
Replies: 17
Views: 1425

Re: MJD

Brontoburglar wrote:I posted a response and it didn't make sense, and now I'm not sure how I should edit it without not making sense and saying something I shouldn't.
You were going to slag the NRA again, weren't you?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Draft
Replies: 184
Views: 9658

Re: 2013 NFL Draft

One of my best friends is a Lions season ticketholder and him and his pals are furious. Not sure why the national media loves it so much. 5th overall is far too early for an extremely raw player with very limited college production (even if he is admittedly a physical freak). At least that's this as...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:57 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 60566

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

I was actually going to post that as well, but I figured that I had already reached my groin-shot quotient for this thread.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Dusty Thread
Replies: 216
Views: 15904

Re: The Dusty Thread

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dustyrhodes004.jpg Seeing Dusty wrestle when I was a kid was actually one of the first things that clued me into the fact that WWF wasn't real. Similar to how it became impossible to suspend disbelief that Santa could visit every home...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MJD
Replies: 17
Views: 1425

MJD

Not sure why this popped into my head this morning, but what the hell happened to the Mighty MJD? I was never actually a fan, but 5-8 years ago it seemed like everybody was always talking about him. I'd constantly hear people referring to his work, be it in the Swamp or in "real" life. He ...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 60566

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

5 different Yu Darvish pitches at once.

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by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1272
Views: 131561

Re: Twitter

About two hours ago, Nathan Fielder (@nathanfielder) tweeted: Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" and then right afterwards text "Sorry, ignore that txt. Not for you." Then tweet pic of their response. He then RT'ed some of the best responses. Some great stuff rig...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 226646

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

There is a twitter account called @FATJEW with nearly 122K followers.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Hodor
Replies: 39
Views: 2865

Re: Hodor

I'll stop posting for awhile here so that I don't end up inadvertently Hodoring this bitch.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread
Replies: 241
Views: 30324

Re: Another Twothousandthirteen NHL Thread

In my opinion (keeping in mind that I am admittedly on the neanderthal end of the spectrum on such matters), somebody on New Jersey needed to make Brennan answer the bell for this. Not sure if that happened, I hadn't seen this particular play previously. Gionta fell very awkwardly given the timing o...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1425
Views: 138011

Re: Podcasts

Thanks for all the advice, fellas. I think I trust the collective advice of the Swamp on these matters more than anybody else.

I'll be sure to give some of those a listen when time allows.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1272
Views: 131561

Re: Twitter

kranepool wrote:
Scottie wrote:@FakeRosenbergs
"The profile you are trying to view has been suspended. To return to your home timeline, click here."

Well, dammit.

Must have got cunt punted.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 226646

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

howard wrote:Do you know his brother?

Supe? Loved him when I was a kid.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Podcasts
Replies: 1425
Views: 138011

Podcasts

I tend to listen to podcasts when I'm doing mundane shit around the house. I've recently come to the conclusion that I am getting really sick of my usual podcast rotation, which consists primarily of Grantland/ESPN offerings. What podcasts (if any) do y'all regularly listen to? Any recommendations?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Site Admin Update
Replies: 132
Views: 7180

Re: Site Admin Update

I'm starting to think that I like vb5 better, any chance that we can ditch this and go back?





(jokes. Thanks again, Scottie et al)
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

Boston Police just poured a cooler full of clam chowder on the chief's head.
- Eli Braden



(ok, that's the last dumb tweet that I'm going to repeat here. Sorry)
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

The Buffalo Sabres are asking social media users to please refrain from broadcasting any details of their game tonight.
- Down Goes Brown
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

Forget it, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, it's Watertown.
- some other person on the Internet
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Boston Globe reporting that he's not moving.

CNN currently speaking with Christina Aguilera regarding her thoughts on the manhunt.
The real scary thing is that I have no idea if you're joking or not. I assume you are, but it's entirely possible you're not.

Ja Rule was unavailable.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

Boston Globe reporting that he's not moving.

CNN currently speaking with Christina Aguilera regarding her thoughts on the manhunt.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 1298
Views: 85866

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

brian wrote:Hodor.

Nah, just kidding. Don't know if this is the best thread, but this is just a kinda fascinating interview with a troll who has been trolling the Uni Watch website for several year.
Interesting read, Brian. I'd bet more trolls than one would think fit a similar profile.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Boston Marathon
Replies: 715
Views: 34961

Re: 2013 Boston Marathon

While we are slamming the media, I'll relate an anecdote from the 1990s. I was at O'Hare airport in Chicago, waiting to board a little puddle-jumper plane to Dayton. As it would happen, there had been a plane crash in the area the day earlier - the exact same type of little puddle-jumper plane. One...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 28119

Re: NFL Free Agency

Jerloma wrote:Fuck him. I could never stand that guy anyway. Dirty fuck.

Except for when he had that pick six in the Super Bowl, right?
by Johnny Hotcakes
Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Where's the Newbie Thread
Replies: 15
Views: 973

Re: Where's the Newbie Thread

Hi, Please proceed to the following: http://rush2112frog.proboards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; You must post strictly at the above location for the next three (3) weeks. Once your probationary period is up, a panel consisting of myself, Temporary Howard, Primis, psun...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:23 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Thread
Replies: 127
Views: 9393

Re: NBA Thread

A Nash/Gasol/Howard nucleus aint that bad...its a lot better than what Orlando had last year with Howard on the shelf. It might also be better than Chicago without Rose. Yeah, I've only seen about 5 or 6 Lakers games this year, so I'm going off what is admittedly a very small sample size. Just seem...
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Thread
Replies: 127
Views: 9393

Re: NBA Thread

Is it possible that (if they hold on to the 8 seed) the Lakers (without Kobe) could be one of the worst playoff teams in recent memory? They were so painful to watch this season, and that was before it became Earl Clark time.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Replies: 2060
Views: 106093

Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread

Bump.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:02 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Guns: Infinity
Replies: 1441
Views: 67120

Re: Guns: Infinity

Johnnie wrote:Man shoots self in infield at NRA 500.

Really, Bronto? No 'MURICA shout out? I thought we were bros.

For real, Bronto. You should have at the very least linked to this thread.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Getting the spins
Replies: 3316
Views: 198550

Re: Getting the spins

Good idea, as I'm sure even the Salvation Army would certainly reject them as donations.
by Johnny Hotcakes
Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Masters 2013
Replies: 176
Views: 8181

Re: Masters 2013

Isn't he the highest paid NZ "sportsman" in history? I believe I read that during the "beating Tiger's black ass" scandal.

I remember Adam Scott took some heat after Williams went off that last time, but I'm sure he has zero regrets. Less than zero, even.