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Johnny Hotcakes

Brian. Just wanted to come out of the woodwork to wish you the best as you go through this. Let me know the next time you're at a Lions game and beer is on me. Going to the Monday night football season opener on Sept 8 if you're going. Not sure yet if I will be able to get the time off to attend th...

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Shirley wrote:I'm amused by a short asian guy who likes asian women, but who is having a hard time getting dates balking over a short, but apparently interested asian woman. Give her a shot, dude!

Agreed. Give her a chance, my man.

Worst case scenario, we talking about practice.

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tennbengal wrote:Also, there was that time LewP bought a website from Zlax, and I don't think he paid any tax at all.

The Sports Toad will have its day in the sun yet again, you watch.

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Brian. Just wanted to come out of the woodwork to wish you the best as you go through this. Let me know the next time you're at a Lions game and beer is on me. Going to the Monday night football season opener on Sept 8 if you're going. Not sure yet if I will be able to get the time off to attend th...

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Brian. Just wanted to come out of the woodwork to wish you the best as you go through this. Let me know the next time you're at a Lions game and beer is on me.

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Well Bri, I had to give up my Lions season tickets for next year. Heading down to Detroit for eight weekends per season proved to be unmanageable. The good news is that my friends have kept their tickets, so I'll still make it to a game or two next season. The last game I attended was the Tampa Bay...

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Well Bri, I had to give up my Lions season tickets for next year. Heading down to Detroit for eight weekends per season proved to be unmanageable. The good news is that my friends have kept their tickets, so I'll still make it to a game or two next season. The last game I attended was the Tampa Bay ...

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Put a Washington on Lebron getting a triple double today at 25/1 odds, just for the hell of it. Happy meals on me if it comes through.

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I'll go to church next week if God can get me out of my wireless plan.

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Is the Odyssey complete?

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Things work out in the end for the hippopotamus. The armadillo, not so much.

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For my birthday, my wife signed me up for what is essentially a craft beer of the month club. Every month I get a case of three different local craft beers (four of each) delivered to the house. Kind of fun, especially since we are new to the area and I haven't had any of them before. Unfortunately ...

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Love the idea, Degen. I've been fucking around with sports gambling the last two years or so just for fun as well. I mainly just do it for the enjoyment that comes with having a rooting interest when my teams aren't playing. It's the only way I can bring myself to care about things like Frank Kamins...

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I had almost forgotten that Nancy Grace existed until coming across this thread. Ignorance was bliss.

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I'm just waiting for Ja Rule to weigh in before I make up my mind on what to think.

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brian wrote:Those are very weird disses.

Apparently, the cretin managed to do some research on diabetes. Because it's hi-larious to make fun of diseases.

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At the last Lions home game, a guy a few rows back from me kept yelling "HEY CUTLER, YOU CAN'T DRINK WHISKEY! and "CUTLER HAS A RAVAGED, USELESS PENIS FROM HIS DIABETES!" And of course, whenever he threw an interception, "HEY CUTLER, BETTER CHECK YOUR INSULIN LEVELS!" These ...

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I've been unsuccessfully trying to get my wife to participate in sodomy for years. Turns out all I needed was some good old-fashioned government intervention. Green card, here I come.

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brian wrote:Didn't see this mentioned anywhere else, but Ilya Bryzgalov is apparently going to training camp with the ECHL team here in Las Vegas.

Finally, some much needed hope for long-suffering Wrangler fans worldwide.

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Fantastic.

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Congrats to all of you on the new positions!

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I think we paid $2,500 to ship two cars from Vancouver to Toronto. If I could do it again, I'd abandon one of them in the Fraser River and just pay to bring one over.

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I had a great time. It was my maiden voyage to Detroit, and I really enjoyed the city. I think there's something to be said for a gritty, struggling city like that. Had a fantastic time downtown on Saturday day/evening/early morning in various dive bars / other establishments. One thing that I reall...

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Having The Wrench in their corner must be providing the Lions a huge morale boost. All I have to say is that the Hawks were complete shit when I first became a season ticket holder. That spring they hit a low point in drafting Aaron Curry, but it's been gravy ever since. To the point now of course ...

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If there's one thing I've learned from the Swamp over the years, it is this: Do NOT attempt a cleanse while wearing XL white jorts.

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Huge win for our Lions on Sunday.

Big showdown in Week 4 looming between the two top teams in the mighty NFC North.

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That's it exactly.

Sancarlos gets it.

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brian wrote:
It's helpful that RG III looks like he's running in mud. And that FedEx Field is pretty much really mud. But all that means is that he'll throw for 500 yards.

This following-the-Lions thing is much harder than I thought it would be.

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Yikes. According to THIS the world record for most signatures on a petition is over 60,000,000. Probably the one to have Piers Morgan deported. Anyway, e-signed just now. I'll tweet her petition's link later on today as well. And best of luck to her. I'll have to go back and check the Frances Bay p...

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brian wrote:
Johnny Hotcakes wrote:Think our Lions are going to go into Washington and stomp the Skins this weekend, Bri?
In a word, no. The Lions are 0-21 against Washington on the road in team history. (Technically they won in Boston in 1935.)

So, you're telling me that they're due? And that there's a chance?

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Maybe I'm just racist, but in my opinion hot Indian chicks have some sort of a mystique about them that is damn sexy. There, I said it.

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Think our Lions are going to go into Washington and stomp the Skins this weekend, Bri?

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Will do. After all, Swamp signatures were invaulable to the success of my Frances Bay petition.

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I once worked with a guy who had "BA (Econ)" in his signature.

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I also think the Lions will win, but 5.5 points seemed like a ridiculously high spread to me. That said, I felt the same about Baltimore +9 (I jumped on it early before it went down), and that didn't work out so well.

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Any thoughts on taking Buffalo (+9.5) at home against New England? I took the Bills +10.5 on Bodog. Was the +9.5 on SportsAction, Scottie? I didn't want to bet on the game, but since I'm in the Bills zone now and it is the early game I wanted to bet on something that I'll actually be watching (I wa...

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I lived in Vancouver in 2010, and it was an incredible experience. I went to about 12 or so hockey games, some curling, and a speedskating event. And the atmosphere around the city was amazing. I continued to work most days (commuting via car from Vancouver to Richmond), and surprisingly enough traf...

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brian wrote:Bills planning to start something called Jeff Tuel Week 1.

Would be the first time since the merged than an undrafted free agent starts a season opener.

Maybe I made the right pick in my Lions/Bills season ticket conundrum after all.

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Please don't hate on me for talking MLS, but I went to my first TFC game over the weekend. I had heard over the years that the atmosphere here in Toronto was insane and ended up being totally underwhelmed. I guess years of being atrocious would affect the fans of almost any team, and apparently it'...

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Scottie wrote: I swear that I could hear her spelling "you're" as "your" even though she was talking.

That is a great line.

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