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Semi-related to this topic, I was doing some housekeeping (against my will, of course) and pulled out all of the old cd's that we have on the shelves in the bowels of our basement. Talk about shameful, there were some truly embarrassing titles in there. Mostly I blame my wife, though I am certainly ...

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So, guys: yay or nay to me posting "Peniscakes" in 50 consecutive threads?

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That first playoff hole where they kept ending up in approximately the same spot was a lot of fun to watch. I don't usually watch PGA on tv, but that was exciting stuff.

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rass wrote:
rass wrote:Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed.
Whew.

Guess you're not as virile as I thought. Pussy.

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Apparently Kobe posted this on FaceFuck at 3:30am this morning: This is such BS! All the training and sacrifice just flew out the window with one step that I've done millions of times! The frustration is unbearable. The anger is rage. Why the hell did this happen ?!? Makes no damn sense. Now I'm sup...

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HEL-LO!

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Damn, that thing looks like a rejected puppet from the Muppet Show.

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So, are we talking circumcisions now? Interestingly enough, in Canada circumcisions are no longer done at hospitals (I believe it has something to do with insurance issues). Very few doctors actually do it for that reason, and you have to go to a private clinic to have it done. You really have to go...

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From the Good Newz, Bad Newz Department: Last night I had to do a google search which read, verbatim: "bleeding from penis after fellatio" And to add insult to injury? "Your grey hairs are migrating south." As Confucius say, it is better to bleed from fellatio than never to have...

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I'll third or fourth all of this. Brits were consistently the most drunk and obnoxious in my limited European experiences. I assume that it's due to the dirt cheap travel within the continent and the fact that a bunch of dudes can therefore go somewhere relatively easily together to party for a few ...

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Shirley wrote:OK, so I don't watch Game of Thrones. What is this Hodor thing about? Is it a legit Swamper making some sort of really funny joke? Or is it just annoying?

I hadn't considered the possibility of it being a legit Swamper. I just assumed we were under attack.

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Quentin's HBP numbers are quite stellar.

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I didn't know you were into K-Pop, Hodor.

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My favourite was the time he posted in all caps. That was sweet.

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Ryan wrote:It is not. You can also throw the ball at your own hoop and then stop it from going in.

If only Ricky Davis was made aware of this loophole.

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Biebs makes for a hot lesbian.

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This is what I get for looking at the paper during dinner (the kids wanted me to read the comics). Hartsfield tells detectives as soon as he hit the girl, she threw up macaroni and mashed bananas and then crawled away in tears to lie down but appeared fine, waking up at one point when his mother ca...

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What a beauty of a kicker.

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I did a BCom in Finance/Accounting, and I actually don't think I would change that in hindsight. Maybe for Engineering, but that's about it. As an aside, a lot of my friends who did trades actually ended up doing better than those who went to University and got a degree that turned out to be useless...

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Shirley wrote:I almost called out Howard and Scottie as two that would like that story. Rollins is a great storyteller.

And Iggy Pop is awesome.

That was fantastic, Shirl. Thanks for posting.

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Totally agree, Brian. There doesn't seem to be a compelling difference between what you can get at 5 and what you can get at 15. Most mocks I've seen recently now have Ezekiel Ansah going in the top 5, and that would scare the shit out of me if my favourite team was in that mix. Raw athletic freak n...

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Chinese man requires emergency surgery after the swamp eel he stuck up his butt gnaws through his colon

I'll stick to de-toothed gerbils, thank you very much.

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Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.

That ain't right.

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Also, I don't think you need false at the end.

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Hmm, have you tried just =VLOOKUP(L2,$B$2:$I$13,1) ?

That should work, shouldn't it?

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These are gorgeous.

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Lucky for these two, Grapes doesn't know how to work the internet.

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Not volunteering today. Too bad. Canada is (right now) playing Denmark's Rasmus Stjerne, who won the World Junior in YVR a couple of years ago (well, 2009, has it been that long already?). Anyway, here's a pic I took of Rasmus at the Olympic Curling venue; an event attended by me and The Wrench him...

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Scottie wrote:Might have actually answered this in an old "The Jazz Thread" thread.

The opening handclaps by Pat Metheny Group in The First Circle.

If only to hear a stadium full of people attempting 22/8 time.

Grape Jam was your second choice, right?

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"Europe: nice place to visit, but quit sending us your hockey players." "Players today don't fight, they don't backcheck, it's like watching those Nordiques over there in Kwi-bec." "Visors: don't like 'em." "The only guys who don't like fighting are you priss types...

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I'm sure Grasspenis could create an interesting logo for you.

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I'm a circle man. Shall we put it to a poll?

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More importantly, those are some nasty pants that Neal is wearing. Wouldn't want to see those on ol' Douglas.

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I'm assuming that Francis the Catholic Church bot is here to keep an eye on Jerloma.

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Thanks for sharing, Flaco. I enjoy reading these posts about life abroad (and similar ones from Johnnie, Dave, etc.). My childhood neighbour has actually taught in Tanzania for a few years now and seems to enjoy it, though she is batshit crazy.

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Prepare to see this on the news tonight/today. Show of force for North Korea. http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733961_10152081387267788_1181894792_n.jpg You let them swipe one of our airplanes? This made me chuckle. North Korea busted using Photoshop http://www.theprovince.com/news/odditi...

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Ron Lancaster Jr? Anybody?

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Apparently now in rehab

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