NFL Week 7 - The Re-match (kinda)

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Magary in Jambaroo fisking (a Herald guy) to start the weekend:

…a highly regarded defensive tackle. But when the late Myra Kraft…

RIP Mrs. Kraft. YOU WERE ALL CLASS.

(Bob Kraft gets loaded and dances in the luxury box with nine escorts)


https://deadspin.com/d-c-deserves-better-1819678211

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I don't think that was Easterbrook. He just named that segment after him and it runs every week.
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A_B wrote:I don't think that was Easterbrook. He just named that segment after him and it runs every week.


Dammit. Will edit, you are right.
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Looking forward to the entire league being 3-3 after this week.
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Looking forward to the entire league being 3-3 after this week.


I think this would be excellent!
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Johnny Carwash wrote:Looking forward to the entire league being 3-3 after this week.


I think this would be excellent!


Can't be bothered to look it up, but we've seen this sort of scenario before. I know, because it's how the Bills always end up "In The Hunt" in week 13.
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Thursday night games been damn good this year.
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Marshawn lynch is a crazy person. 2 weeks? More?
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A_B wrote:Marshawn lynch is a crazy person. 2 weeks? More?


Depends on that shove and what the ref says. He could be looking at more than that.

Nuts game last night. Is the Chiefs' secondary really that bad? That was an epically awful performance, topped only by the work of those refs.
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last night was one of the one or two games the Chiefs lose this year because of Eric Berry's absence
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Brontoburglar wrote:last night was one of the one or two games the Chiefs lose this year because of Eric Berry's absence


Romo blamed just about every positive Steelers offensive play last week on Eric Berry's absence.
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Well, I do still blame pretty much the entire 2009 season on Polamalu's injury. That was going to be their best team.
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Just like I blame 80% of this one so far on the struggles of one Benjamin Z. Roethlisberger. The Z stands for "Zone coverage? What's that???".
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Jerloma wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:last night was one of the one or two games the Chiefs lose this year because of Eric Berry's absence


Romo blamed just about every positive Steelers offensive play last week on Eric Berry's absence.


(I didn't hear any of that game thanks to the real job. watched it all on mute)

((but getting annoyed at a defense that gives up less than 20 points to the Steelers in yet another loss seems futile))
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It's great to have alert playmakers on defense and gadget play touchdowns are fun, but it's really just gonna give the Bears shittier picks because they'll win games with their junior high (feels generous, but running with it - wink, wink) offense.
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Speaking of the Bears, that TD run by Trubisky was overturned. 4th and Goal from the 2, Bears up 14-3, 1:10 left in the first half, and they’re receiving the second half kickoff.

Take a guess what John Fox did there.
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And lest I forget to mention, Carolina only had one timeout left.
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L-Jam3 wrote:Speaking of the Bears, that TD run by Trubisky was overturned. 4th and Goal from the 2, Bears up 14-3, 1:10 left in the first half, and they’re receiving the second half kickoff.

Take a guess what John Fox did there.


All the more reason to hate their gimmick shit. Lucky wins are gonna create the illusion that they're close and subsequently keep Fox (and Ryan Pace) on the payroll.
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L-Jam3 wrote:And lest I forget to mention, Carolina only had one timeout left.


AND the Bears had 3 timeouts.

I'm the most chickenshit person here and even I would have gone for it.
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Johnnie wrote:Nice.


I was surprised how giddy Nantz got after that. Maybe Romo is forcing him to lighten up a bit.
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Man, the Bengals are so fucking stupid. 12 men on the defense on a Ben clock spike.
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Trubisky has 48 pass attempts and 348 passing yards in three starts.

NFL QB's have more than 48 pass attempts in a game 12 times and passed for more than 348 yards in a game 15 times already this season.

Doing that and winning games is John Fox's wet dream.
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Hey guys, the Pats and Falcons played in the Super Bowl!
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This fog is silly.
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Johnnie wrote:This fog is silly.


somehow the refs are still calling penalties
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Bears had 153 yards of offense yesterday, 70 coming on one play, while Eddie Jackson's two returns for scores covered 151 yards. They ran 37 plays on offense, so they averaged 4.1 yards per play overall and 2.3 yards per play when you remove the longest play.

I hate John Fox (and that field goal was with the ball about 18" from the end zone).
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Sorry brian, but I'm rooting for the Bears to win the division now.
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rass wrote:Sorry brian, but I'm rooting for the Bears to win the division now.


You are the biggest fan of my posts about things I dislike.
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The irony of John Fox engineering two of the most unlikeliest division titles (at least as far as the usefulness of his QB) with two different teams would be off the charts. So at least from that perspective I get it.

Regardless of the standings or the games played to this point I think you could almost throw a dart at the four teams in the NFC North and have as likely a chance as anything at picking who wins the division.

ETA: I mean we use that example or construct sarcastically or jokingly often but I think it's literally true. I don't know that any of these four teams I would give a better than 30 percent probability to of winning the division at this point. Nor a likelihood of higher than about 80 percent to NOT win it. And even that might be too conservative.
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I'd definitely bet on Minnesota if anyone wanted to bet against them.
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Gunpowder wrote:I'd definitely bet on Minnesota if anyone wanted to bet against them.


The sports books definitely agree with you. From William Hill this morning:

Vikings -225
Lions +300
Packers +600
Bears +2000

First, I might drop $10 or $20 on the Bears solely on a value play there.
Second, while I agree the Vikings should be the favorite I really do believe -225 is too high.
Lions odds seem about right. Honestly, $10 on the Packers as a bet that Rodgers might be able to come back by Week 15 or 16 and steal the division wouldn't be the worst bet either.
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Stafford now in the running for the Value Over Division Quarterback record, currently held by 14 different Tom Brady seasons
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My wife had a psychic flash that the Bills will win the Super Bowl. I think she's excited about this because she knows that I would immediately drop dead if it happened. (The result of a stupid deal I made with God almost 30 years ago).

66/1 to win. 33/1 to make it. I still see them finishing 8-8, but may be worth flyer...
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brian wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:I'd definitely bet on Minnesota if anyone wanted to bet against them.


The sports books definitely agree with you. From William Hill this morning:

Vikings -225
Lions +300
Packers +600
Bears +2000

First, I might drop $10 or $20 on the Bears solely on a value play there.


You could just send me the money instead so at least it goes to a good home.
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I am becoming obsessed with Browns' statistics.

Running tallies - 1-29... 4-40

Browns QBs have thrown 17 interceptions through 7 games. Second worst is 10 (Carolina)
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I think they should draft Wentz.
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tennbengal wrote:I think they should draft Wentz.



It wouldn't have mattered.
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A_B wrote:
tennbengal wrote:I think they should draft Wentz.



It wouldn't have mattered.


I feel like it might have.
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