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DSafetyGuy wrote:I suspect my wife has spent well north of $2,000 on Christmas decorations.
This season or in her career?
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The resting bitch face that Italian women have is the sexiest reading bitch face ever.

I'm saying this as a dude that went all over Italy this last week.
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degenerasian wrote:
DSafetyGuy wrote:I suspect my wife has spent well north of $2,000 on Christmas decorations.
This season or in her career?
Career. But, she's a consistent performer who adds to her stats every year.
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Johnnie wrote:The resting bitch face that Italian women have is the sexiest reading bitch face ever.

I'm saying this as a dude that went all over Italy this last week.
Make any moves?
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No, sadly. I was in a group that city hopped all over the place. I guess if I was suave enough I could have tried here and there, but there was a fairly tight schedule and my hotels weren't exactly in the middle of city centers.

However, I have been making moves elsewhere. I just haven't discussed them at all in the other thread.
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I have two debits in my work bank account that I'm having to dispute. (I think I know what happened based on a previous issue). The debits? From KU for tuition. Of all the things to debit my account!
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Brontoburglar wrote:I have two debits in my work bank account that I'm having to dispute. (I think I know what happened based on a previous issue). The debits? From KU for tuition. Of all the things to debit my account!
How the hell would that happen, accidentally?
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Watching Rockefeller tree lighting special with the kids. Idina Menzel had the makeup gun set to WTF???

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Hootie maybe shouldn't have done this

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How many swamp points do I get for this?
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Awesome.

Autocorrect originally changed "Hootie" to "Hoodie" above.
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Is that he hood law firm in charleston? I sent a picture of that to hood star a ways back. Five and a half years ago in fact. Good times.
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Indeed. Folks had to be wondering why I was loling in the street
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Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
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HDO45331 wrote:Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
We have that as an alternate station available over the air. Last summer when we went without cable, we watched more of that than I'm proud of.
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AB_skin_test wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
We have that as an alternate station available over the air. Last summer when we went without cable, we watched more of that than I'm proud of.
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The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
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HDO45331 wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
We have that as an alternate station available over the air. Last summer when we went without cable, we watched more of that than I'm proud of.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
For some reason ME TV no longer comes in on my cable system. Tried an episode of the Beaver, but my son was bored. He did start calling me sir for a week, so that was pretty funny.
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HDO45331 wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
We have that as an alternate station available over the air. Last summer when we went without cable, we watched more of that than I'm proud of.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
Does think make anyone else start doing the freestyle rap at the end of 8 Mile?
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Jerloma wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:Our local CBS TV station just started showing ME TV.

Cheers, Taxi. Ang & Barn, Rockford.

Another reason for me to waste time.
We have that as an alternate station available over the air. Last summer when we went without cable, we watched more of that than I'm proud of.
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
Does think make anyone else start doing the freestyle rap at the end of 8 Mile?
English, please. Or, did you post this while waiting in the salad line?
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sancarlos wrote:The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
Yes!

Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays, or whatever.

I have no other seasonal avatar. No pictures of actresses with tree ornaments over their hooters.
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sancarlos wrote:HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar.
Me too. I thought maybe it was an old thread.
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Shirley wrote:
sancarlos wrote:HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar.
Me too. I thought maybe it was an old thread.
I saw avatar, then post date and almost went to delete my account before I saw the moniker.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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HDO45331 wrote:
sancarlos wrote:The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
Yes!

Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays, or whatever.

I have no other seasonal avatar. No pictures of actresses with tree ornaments over their hooters.
All you had to do was ask...

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rass wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:
sancarlos wrote:The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
Yes!

Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays, or whatever.

I have no other seasonal avatar. No pictures of actresses with tree ornaments over their hooters.
All you had to do was ask...

Image

Too big.
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Giff wrote:
Shirley wrote:
sancarlos wrote:HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar.
Me too. I thought maybe it was an old thread.
I saw avatar, then post date and almost went to delete my account before I saw the moniker.
Fuck, that would have been hysterical.
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HDO45331 wrote:
rass wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:
sancarlos wrote:The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
Yes!

Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays, or whatever.

I have no other seasonal avatar. No pictures of actresses with tree ornaments over their hooters.
All you had to do was ask...

Image

Too big.
Really? I thought they were perfect when I was a kid...


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rass wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:
rass wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:
sancarlos wrote:The in-laws live in the country and get about three channels. We watch Me TV when we visit them.

HDO, I did a neck-snap double-take when I saw your new avatar. You are making a statement, I take it?
Yes!

Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays, or whatever.

I have no other seasonal avatar. No pictures of actresses with tree ornaments over their hooters.
All you had to do was ask...

Image

Too big.
Really? I thought they were perfect when I was a kid...


Image
Me too. Thanks.
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No problem.


I'm dealing with the awful combination of just getting over a cold mouth and a burned tongue from eating too hot soup while I had the cold. I can't taste anything but the shittiest of notes in the house coffee here at work. Blech.
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December 13th will mark the fifth (?) year of our annual showing of A Christmas Carol, with at least three of the grandkids. That will probably be about the last year of all three, as the oldest is a senior in high school. Due to the fact that his brains have dropped about 2 feet, he might not even make it this year. The fourth grandchild is an 8 year old autistic young man, that has not decided to spend the night; one of these years, maybe.

Enjoy them while you have them.
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HDO45331 wrote:December 13th will mark the fifth (?) year of our annual showing of A Christmas Carol, with at least three of the grandkids. That will probably be about the last year of all three, as the oldest is a senior in high school. Due to the fact that his brains have dropped about 2 feet, he might not even make it this year. The fourth grandchild is an 8 year old autistic young man, that has not decided to spend the night; one of these years, maybe.

Enjoy them while you have them.
You could start a new tradition with the oldest and watch A Christmas in Carol starring Sasha Grey.
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He already has seen that, I fear. Just not named Carol.
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You could leave a wet sweater in the Sahara for a year, and when you came back to check, the areas around the wrists would still be damp.
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Accidentally poured my wife's peppermint mocha aberration into my coffee instead of half n half. Blech.
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I got a mosquito bite on my head next to my temple. It's December in Germany and my house isn't exactly muggy right now. I fucking hate whatever it is I have that attracts them to me.
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