Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by The Sybian » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:53 am

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:46 pm
So my 17yo daughter is upstairs with two friends, all of them loudly talking about whose boobs are bigger.

How’s y’all’s night going?
Damnit, I can't pull the trigger on this joke... I feel like Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange, every time I start to type, I feel a violent dry heave. [Might have something to do with my daughter ordering her first bras on Amazon last week].
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by A_B » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:04 am

The Sybian wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:53 am
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:46 pm
So my 17yo daughter is upstairs with two friends, all of them loudly talking about whose boobs are bigger.

How’s y’all’s night going?
Damnit, I can't pull the trigger on this joke... I feel like Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange, every time I start to type, I feel a violent dry heave. [Might have something to do with my daughter ordering her first bras on Amazon last week].
I was going to place odds in a different thread just blind. Mister D was going to be the favorite.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by mister d » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:17 am

Nope. I finished second.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:20 am

The Sybian wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:53 am
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:46 pm
So my 17yo daughter is upstairs with two friends, all of them loudly talking about whose boobs are bigger.

How’s y’all’s night going?
Damnit, I can't pull the trigger on this joke... I feel like Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange, every time I start to type, I feel a violent dry heave. [Might have something to do with my daughter ordering her first bras on Amazon last week].
No details...

But last week my wife and 21 year old daughter were discussing an absolutely grotesque (but not serious) issue that my sister was having in her lady parts.

Pretty much ticked all of the boxes you don't want ticked.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by A_B » Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:21 am

ONly a professional writer closes with the boxes line. Well done.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:24 am

A_B wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:21 am
ONly a professional writer closes with the boxes line. Well done.
Thanks!

Off to write for pre-schoolers.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:13 am

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:24 am
A_B wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:21 am
ONly a professional writer closes with the boxes line. Well done.
Thanks!

Off to write for pre-schoolers.
Lol.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:14 am

The Sybian wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:53 am
Steve of phpBB wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:46 pm
So my 17yo daughter is upstairs with two friends, all of them loudly talking about whose boobs are bigger.

How’s y’all’s night going?
Damnit, I can't pull the trigger on this joke... I feel like Alex at the end of Clockwork Orange, every time I start to type, I feel a violent dry heave. [Might have something to do with my daughter ordering her first bras on Amazon last week].


The only winning move is not to play.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by wlu_lax6 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:29 pm

Mile and half into a mountain bike ride today with my son. Gets a bit aggressive on a jump and over the handlebars. Head into the dirt, shoulder and arm into the ground. Pretty big wreck. F'd the bike a bit. Had to hike back to the parking lot with me pushing 2 bikes and him holding his arm in pain with every step. Toughed in out to the car. Got home and he was worried about people missing his sister's dance recitals web stream. Got him to urgent care and doc made my wife feel bad for not going straight to the ER (this urgent care was straight no Covid cases). X-rays negative and he wants to make sure I get the bike repairs in so we can go again.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by mister d » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:27 pm

8 year old changed my iPhone profile pic to a very stupid one of me which may or may not have attached to any emails I’ve sent in the past month.
rass wrote:
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I'm definitely known as "the boy who cried penis" in town.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:23 am

mister d wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:27 pm
8 year old changed my iPhone profile pic to a very stupid one of me which may or may not have attached to any emails I’ve sent in the past month.
Heh.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:17 pm

The GF's daughter is on the front page for Smith Sunglasses.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Giff » Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:56 pm

Nice!
Muh.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by sancarlos » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:00 pm

That's pretty cool, DiS! Does being a sunglasses model pay well?

Reminds me of a guy named George who was a hand model for awhile.
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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:06 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:00 pm
That's pretty cool, DiS! Does being a sunglasses model pay well?
Not enough to quit her day job at HydroFlask. But whenever she gets these gigs, its a nice little chunk of money for her. And she got rid of her modelling agent a few months ago, so she doesn't have to pay any commission.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:13 pm

That's awesome, Dave.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Post by DSafetyGuy » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:40 pm

We've entered the phase of the Swamp where "rules" is different.
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