Images (now possibly NSFW)

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:37 pm

I think my post of these pics made the front page of Reddit.

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howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:40 pm

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:57 pm

From TPB3

Randy don't play me for some kinda fool. Ma'fuckas with a gut like that aint off the cheeseburgers, Ma'fuckas with a gut like that are definitely on the cheeseburgers.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:44 am

DC47 wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Prepare to see this on the news tonight/today. Show of force for North Korea.

You let them swipe one of our airplanes?

This made me chuckle.

North Korea busted using Photoshop

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:19 am

Yup. This was my laugh of the day yesterday.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:02 pm

Not all Kwames are alike. (I blame Michael Jordan)

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:31 am

Sorry Mr. D.

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:45 am

Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:56 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:13 pm

So Kim Jong-Un is a Mac fanboy. Hipsters everywhere can rejoice with their new homeboy.

howard · Post by **howard** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:17 pm

A computer powerful enough to start WW3. Stylish too!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:05 am

So I mentioned it here, I might as well share it.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:13 am

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE NORTH KOREANS ALL OF OUR SECRETS JOHNNIE???????????

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:27 am

Don't worry, CNN strives to do just that.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:26 am

HDO45331 · Post by **HDO45331** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:40 am

Johnnie wrote:So I mentioned it here, I might as well share it.

What? R2D2 in between them?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:12 am

These are Johnnie's crossfit shoes.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:12 am

Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:27 am

Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?

UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:00 am

Rush2112 wrote:
Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:02 am

I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:16 am

Grasspenis wrote:
Rush2112 wrote:
Grasspenis wrote:Damn it...is there a way to resize linked pictures?
UPut the link in photobucket or imgr and resize the picture then paste the new link.

Ok well, without doing that. By 'resize a linked picture', I meant like resizing a linked picture.

Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:28 am

Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

You can all mouth-click on my balls!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:48 am

I just hit Command&- and it makes everything smaller! Voila!

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:52 am

Grasspenis wrote:
Ryan wrote: Download a bootleg version of Photoshop, or a legit open source facsimile. Save the image to your computer. Right-click on said image and...

You can all mouth-click on my balls!

I can mouth-click my own balls, thank you very much!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:52 pm

ZMan wrote:I think it's hysterical that all of Johnnies reddit posts are either in r/crossfit or r/murica.

Those people from r/MURICA don't even know that I'm the moderator for the OFFICIAL Murica page on FB either. And ::puts on hipster glasses:: my page was around before theirs. Eventually I'll turn to r/AirForce too.

I lurk, mostly. You think I'd ever comment in r/gonewild, r/ass, r/hardbodies, r/datgap and any other subreddit where I'm looking at hot chicks? Yea, right.

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cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:53 pm

rass has a sub-reddit?

#cool.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:50 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:57 pm

Sabo wrote:Supposedly this is the most distant image of Earth, taken by Voyager 1 at some point. I don't have a date for the image.

February 14th, 1990. That picture is what Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" is based on. He tells the story of how they got it here right before his epic monologue.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:04 am

Vlad being heckled by topless protesters in Germany. Some guys have all the luck.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:42 am

I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:01 am

Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.

Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:17 am

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:37 am

Johnnie wrote:Eww.

I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:15 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Eww.
I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.

Artists representation of the event:

Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:44 pm

Dogs wearing panty hose.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:05 pm

I suppose it gets a bit difficult if the dog needs to take a whiz or shit and the owner isn't ready/available.

And, how much training is involved in getting the dogs to walk in heels? I know women who haven't mastered it yet, so it must be tough for a golden retriever.

Johnny Hotcakes · Post by **Johnny Hotcakes** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:50 pm

Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.

That ain't right.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:52 pm

So this is what happens when you tell Korean kids to express their thoughts:

More here. And more in the linked Tumblr account.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:01 pm

Shrew wrote:Dogs wearing panty hose.

OK, the poll asking about that is 68% "sinister and vile"

Sinister?? Really? Like there's some plot to take over the world using dogs in pantyhose? These Chinese folks have ulterior motives we haven't quite figured out yet.