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Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:22 am

Rush2112 wrote:Shrew I like the one eyed parrot impersonation in the 2nd photo.

(John he came to a BBQ meetup)

That "Catcorder" bit was a hilarious staple at parties for me in the 1980's and 1990's.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:22 am

Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?

Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:24 am

howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day

Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"

5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.

5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.

5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.

5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).

5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).

5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.

5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).

5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).

5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.

5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).

5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).

5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).

5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.

5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."

5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:31 am

Watch yer cornhole, bud.

Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:57 am

AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?

Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:39 am

I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:45 am

Shrew wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.

Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.

testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.

That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.

Did you ever notice that Fig Newtons are almost never on sale?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:45 am

Commodities never are, man.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:53 am

That's probably a good thing, as fully half of my net worth is tied up in paper figs.

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:58 am

Fig synthetic CDO futures options are where the smart money are!

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:01 am

I was heavily invested in Girl Scout Cookies. Lost 100% of their value in 90 seconds.

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:55 am

They look like Daddy Ray's to me. I think they are 2.99 at Wegmnans. Not bad for 1 1/2 lbs of processed goodness.

edit: smaller image.

Shrew · Post by **Shrew** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:00 am

rass wrote:
Shrew wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:Does that make your avatar a 3D catcorder?
Those are Thai Fisher Cats. I like the one on the left. He looks like he's been doing ectasy or whippets.
Or like some asshole has been flipping him upside down.

testuser2 wrote:I love me some fig newtons as well. The cheaper the better.
That's what those are! I couldn't figure it out last night and went with the salad dressing instead.

Did you ever notice that Fig Newtons are almost never on sale?

They sell them at Dollar Tree.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:10 pm

Shrew wrote:
howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day
Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"
5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.

5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.

5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.

5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).

5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).

5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.

5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).

5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).

5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.

5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).

5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).

5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).

5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.

5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."

5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.

Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.

Oh, and I also love me some Fig Newtons. But, my wife and daughter are not fans, so I rarely taste one, anymore.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:13 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Shrew wrote:
howard wrote:Ah, but to be Lemmy for one day
Reminds me of Joe Queenan's "Mickey Rourke for one Day"
5:00. Rise, smoke first Marlboro.

5:01. Smash bathroom mirror with fist (Pope), curse unidentified motherfuckers who want me to compromise my principles and suck their cocks.

5:04. Smoke second Marlboro.

5:05. Take a massive wad of bills out of my shoes (Pope).

5:06. My children wake, come in to hug me. "I really like this family," I snarl, shoving them away, "but you're pushing my patience" (Desperate Hours).

5:08. Smoke third Marlboro.

5:15. Hit local diner, sprinkle raw sugar all over my tongue, then wash it down with glass of Coke (Diner).

5:21. Kick over two trash cans (Pope).

5:26. Smoke fourth Marlboro, grind out butt with heel of my boot.

5:27. Work out on speed bag at gym (Home-boy).

5:45. Kick over two more trash cans (Pope).

5:49. Order French fries with gravy (Diner).

5:52. Smoke fifth Marlboro.

5:54. Call passing motorist "motherfucker."

5:56. Get in line for train to New York. Man tries to sneak ahead of me. "Fuck you, mother fucker," I snarl, as Rourke has in several of his interviews. "You fuck with me, we're gonna fucking get down. You're not gonna cut off my balls the way they cut off Michael Cimino's." Ancient, short retiree skulks off.
Funny, but needs some Barfly action. Maybe some morning alcohol, followed by a brawl or two.

Oh, and I also love me some Fig Newtons. But, my wife and daughter are not fans, so I rarely taste one, anymore.

I would think that it needs some "having a lot of sex with Kim Basinger" action.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:54 pm

I think I might rectify the fact that I've never seen Pope of GV this weekend. Although on the Saturday before Easter a couple weeks back...I think I actually was the Pope of GV.

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:05 pm

The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:12 pm

howard wrote:The summer wind
Came blowing in
From across the sea

See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:40 pm

Jerloma wrote:See, I don't get that reference but come Monday...I'll fuck you up for free.

That song plays during the opening credits.

Brilliant movie. (But we've told you that a few times now.)

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:56 am

Clinton starts the Global Initiative and numerous charitable items and Bush is the one helping the Texans Cheerleaders unveil new outfits.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:57 am

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:00 am

Guess that's what he was drilling with.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:22 am

Nice attention to detail with the grey pubes.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:52 pm

I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:00 pm

Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.

I hadn't even noticed any socks.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:14 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Johnnie wrote:I'm going to eventually share that photo. Those socks are so damn 'MURICAN.
I hadn't even noticed any socks.

Commie.

howard · Post by **howard** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:43 am

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:37 pm

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:28 pm

Daaaaaaaamn

Coincidentally, I saw a field full of bison in rural Virginia on Sunday. I'd never seen that before. It would take a LOT of fields to replace all of those skulls.

HDO45331 · Post by **HDO45331** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:51 pm

At that time, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.

Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:57 pm

I would love this over my mantle.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:58 pm

HDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.

Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.

FIFY

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:33 am

That's even cooler than this one:

But, of course, you'd have to watch out for this:

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:54 am

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:00 pm

Yeah, I feel safer. As long as I don't have a camera.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:16 pm

[quote="howard"
Yeah, I feel safer. As long as I don't have a camera.[/quote]

Well, in fairness, the person in the window shot first.

garyclark · Post by **garyclark** » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:57 am

The person in that window has a lot more faith in the officers' trigger control than I do.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:08 pm

Via LonelyPlanet

Post by **Shirley** » Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:22 pm

That's really cool. I don't think I've ever seen that trick.

If you want to lose your illusion:

HDO45331 · Post by **HDO45331** » Sun May 05, 2013 8:43 am

Rush2112 wrote:
HDO45331 wrote:Back in my day, bison were so plentiful that trains would stop, and people would just shoot them and leave them there.

Native Americans hated that, but I would imagine the vultures loved it.
FIFY

That hurts.