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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:34 pm

Remembering the great old National Lampoon...

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Post by Pruitt » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:38 pm

I would kill to get my hands on this issue - I remember laughing until I nearly puked.

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I would kill to get my hands on this issue - I remember laughing until I nearly puked.

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I may actually have a copy of that one, in the bowels of my old magazine collection.. But, locating it is another thing.
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Fri Jun 28, 2019 6:51 pm

If that's the PJ O'Rourke "Guide to Foreigners" thing, I've definitely found that on the internet, but be warned it's an exponential level of politically incorrect nowadays.
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Post by sancarlos » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:12 pm

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If that's the PJ O'Rourke "Guide to Foreigners" thing, I've definitely found that on the internet, but be warned it's an exponential level of politically incorrect nowadays.
It always was rude and crude, but they insulted all nationalities equally.

Lots of National Lampoon content was always over the line, and no way it would fly now.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:17 pm

Yeah, if you read the Animal House script today, it would a) get you laughed out of a studio/production company and b) the person that wrote it would be shunned by Hollywood. It's one of my favorite movies of all time, but the angel/devil date rape season (just to pick one) is EXTREMELY problematic.
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In honour of her awkward appearance with LaGarde, May and Trudeau... Unwanted Ivanka Is Trending

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The hero of the evangelical right with an old friend.

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The hero of the evangelical right with an old friend.

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Eh, they don't care because Bill Clinton used to go on excursions with him and make the Secret Service leave. Allegedly. Epstein had a lot of powerful friends on both sides of the aisle, so Trump supporters will see this as proof Dems are evil kiddie fuckers, and conveniently ignore the connections to Trump and other GOP and Conservative elites. Dems will say if Clinton did use Epstein to fuck children, he is deplorable scum, but he also left the White House 19 years ago, so we are more concerned with the guy who is currently in the White House. And they will say Dems are only making up excuses to attack Trump because Mueller and his angry band of Democrats failed to find anything on Trump, but let's put Hillary in prison for an unspecific crime we know she must have committed at some point but have no evidence.
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Yeah, I know.

I hate the fact that so many of these slime balls are not only Jews, but also have obviously Jewish names.
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Yeah, I know.

I hate the fact that so many of these slime balls are not only Jews, but also have obviously Jewish names.
It's a shonda.
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The Sybian wrote:
Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:08 am
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Yeah, I know.

I hate the fact that so many of these slime balls are not only Jews, but also have obviously Jewish names.
It's a shonda.
Feh!
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Post by Johnnie » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:03 pm

Commence the sweaty palms.
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Post by sancarlos » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:06 pm

I about tip out of my chair just looking at that. Sweaty palms indeed!
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Post by GoodKarma » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:46 pm

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Post by brian » Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:54 pm

I could have lived without seeing that altogether.

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Altered the post.
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Post by brian » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:23 pm

I'm not upset about it or anything. It is the images post and it's not like it was graphic or anything. Just gives me the willies.

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Post by Pruitt » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:41 pm

Guys who can do that kind of work are clearly missing a fear gene.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:51 pm

The subreddit 'Roast Me' is good for a laugh or two. It's mostly edgey jokes based on looks. Some stuff is good, but other times it's ehhhhhh.

Anyhoo, the comments in this one are unreal. In particular the 20+ gilded one about her post history. It just makes you stop everything you're doing for a moment.

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Post by Rush2112 » Sat Jul 20, 2019 12:44 am

The one last year that the girl's ex showed up and ruined her is pretty fantastic.
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Post by sancarlos » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:29 pm

Maybe I'm just too old or maybe too wussy or something. But, I don't see the humor or redeeming value of that gleeful roasting concept at all.

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sancarlos wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:29 pm
Maybe I'm just too old or maybe too wussy or something. But, I don't see the humor or redeeming value of that gleeful roasting concept at all.

/getoffmylawn
Same. I get no humor from that.
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Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:45 am

How many people called her "Rollergirl"?
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Post by Johnny Carwash » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:52 am

I always wonder how many people (especially the "look how cute I am" types) go into these thinking "it won't be *that* bad" then come away emotionally scarred for life.
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Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:52 am
I always wonder how many people (especially the "look how cute I am" types) go into these thinking "it won't be *that* bad" then come away emotionally scarred for life.
Secretly I want the answer to be "all of them." There have been a couple YouTube "look at me" types that went on, got roasted beyond belief, and deleted their Reddit profiles.
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Post by Nonlinear FC » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:58 am

Johnnie wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:36 am
Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:52 am
I always wonder how many people (especially the "look how cute I am" types) go into these thinking "it won't be *that* bad" then come away emotionally scarred for life.
Secretly I want the answer to be "all of them." There have been a couple YouTube "look at me" types that went on, got roasted beyond belief, and deleted their Reddit profiles.
I might be doing something wrong, but I get a "not found" when I click on that picture.
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Post by Johnnie » Mon Jul 22, 2019 10:13 am

Still works for me. Both the pic and the link.
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Nonlinear FC wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:58 am
Johnnie wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:36 am
Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:52 am
I always wonder how many people (especially the "look how cute I am" types) go into these thinking "it won't be *that* bad" then come away emotionally scarred for life.
Secretly I want the answer to be "all of them." There have been a couple YouTube "look at me" types that went on, got roasted beyond belief, and deleted their Reddit profiles.
I might be doing something wrong, but I get a "not found" when I click on that picture.
Same.
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BSF21 wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:06 am
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Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:29 pm
Maybe I'm just too old or maybe too wussy or something. But, I don't see the humor or redeeming value of that gleeful roasting concept at all.

/getoffmylawn
Same. I get no humor from that.
Maybe it's a sign of the times - Like these kids today expect that most comments are going to be negative anyway?
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Post by Pruitt » Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:02 pm

I'm guessing they don't get too many Jews at roadside diners in Alberta.

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Post by sancarlos » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:46 pm

Saw this pic accompanying an ad for an article about which deodorant is the best.

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Friend of mine saw this on the highway and posted to Facebook:

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Post by sancarlos » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:29 am

Are they trying to suffocate him?!
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Post by A_B » Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:50 am

The Thomas the Train/Silence of the Lambs mashup is gonna be intense.
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