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Re: Twitter

Post by rass » Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:25 am

Great, Snoopy went and got himself cancelled.
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Re: Twitter

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Fri Feb 21, 2020 8:43 pm

No way!

Astounding
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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnnie » Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:22 am

🤣

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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnnie » Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:46 pm

My Twitter feed is wild sometimes. And I stopped following porn stars. (I mean, I keep them listed, but they aren't on the main feed.)

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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Mon Mar 02, 2020 4:12 pm

Technically in Thailand, it is considered a third gender.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:18 pm

"Anal fisting thread?"
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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:42 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Mon Mar 02, 2020 5:18 pm
"Anal fisting thread?"
Well, he is running for President despite not being able to enter the US due to warrants. And he has to hang up the phone and call from another burner every 30 seconds so thy can't track his calls. I think the anal fisting and penchant for ladyboys is far down the list of things that will sink his bid.
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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:41 pm

Today, Brit Hume learned to check his open tabs before Tweeting a screenshot of his computer. (Middle tab is Sexy Vinyl Vixen)


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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:14 pm

If you go to that page now, Biden is up 24.5% in the last day. Trump is up 2% with him. I'm sure that's a good sign.
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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:54 pm

mister d wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:14 pm
If you go to that page now, Biden is up 24.5% in the last day. Trump is up 2% with him. I'm sure that's a good sign.
What about Sexy Vixen Vinyl? What are the odds for that?

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Re: Twitter

Post by Sabo » Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:07 am

The Sybian wrote:Goddamnit, Sabo!

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Re: Twitter

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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:16 pm

I realize that's Dennis Miller's schtick, but what does that even mean? I'm legitimately not joking. Totally lost.
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Re: Twitter

Post by EdRomero » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:22 pm

No idea but I'm guessing it's an attempt to make fun of millennial libs.

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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:40 pm

EdRomero wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:02 pm
The response are hilarious. "Someone try unplugging and replugging in Dennis Miller." "I'm sure Dennis Miller was replaced with a random word generator."

It's interesting how many of the 1980s SNL cast member are Conservatives. Miller, Victoria Jackson, Sandler, Rob Schneider. Actually, that's all I got, but still, you don't see too many comedians being outspoken Conservatives. OTOH, Sandler is the only one you could say is funny or talented, and he isn't outspoken.
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Re: Twitter

Post by P.D.X. » Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:52 pm

Sounds like a pretentious aspiring writer. "Unctuous"? Doesn't even make sense there. But hey, it's an obscure word so maybe it will make me look smart!

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:26 pm

P.D.X. wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 6:52 pm
Sounds like a pretentious aspiring writer. "Unctuous"? Doesn't even make sense there. But hey, it's an obscure word so maybe it will make me look smart!
HATE that guy.

Look at all the references he managed to squeeze into a sentence that really makes no sense. It's like he's doing mad-lib "comedy."
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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnny Carwash » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:36 pm

"The [X] that is [Y]" might be my least-favorite literary device. Hearing it wants me to kick that person in the gonads.
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:44 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:26 pm
HATE that guy.

Look at all the references he managed to squeeze into a sentence that really makes no sense. It's like he's doing mad-lib "comedy."
Uhhh ... look in a mirror, bro. MAD LIB indeed!!!
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Re: Twitter

Post by Shirley » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:00 pm

Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:36 pm

That was great, Dave.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Shirley » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:19 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:36 pm
That was great, Dave.
I've watched that several times and laughed out loud every time. It's a brilliant little video.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnny Carwash » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:24 pm

Shirley wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:19 pm
sancarlos wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:36 pm
That was great, Dave.
I've watched that several times and laughed out loud every time. It's a brilliant little video.
It's definitely really funny, but the more I think about it, the more I'm mad at the tweeter for semi-spoiling it by adding his comment.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Shirley » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:28 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:24 pm
Shirley wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:19 pm
sancarlos wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 2:36 pm
That was great, Dave.
I've watched that several times and laughed out loud every time. It's a brilliant little video.
It's definitely really funny, but the more I think about it, the more I'm mad at the tweeter for semi-spoiling it by adding his comment.
agreed
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:02 am

Read to the end...


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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:03 am

That made my morning!
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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:40 am

I love learning the weird history of ordinary things. And the link to this Onion article made it even better:





OAK RIDGE, TN—Snack physicists at Nabisco Labs announced Friday the first successful synthesis of a Quadriscuit cracker, a salty treat long postulated by the theoretical models of food scientists but never confirmed by experiment until now. “At the moment, this hyperwafer can only exist for six milliseconds in a precisely calibrated field of magnetic energy, positrons, roasted garlic, and beta particles,” lab chief Dr. Paul Ellison told reporters at a press conference outside Nabisco’s $200 million seven-whole-grain accelerator. “However, by bombarding the cracker with neutrons until it reaches critical levels of zestiness and crunchability, we believe we can one day develop a chemically stable and edible Quadriscuit. Needless to say, such an irresistibly tasty breakthrough could upend everything we thought we knew about snacking.” Ellison added that the snack’s existence cannot be explained by classical Fig Newtonian physics.
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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:41 pm

20 years ago:


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Re: Twitter

Post by wlu_lax6 » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:40 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:41 pm
20 years ago:

I was in Seattle for that.

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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:21 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:40 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:41 pm
20 years ago:

I was in Seattle for that.
It was LOUD! I was at least 10 miles away, watching on TV, and I was amazed how loud it was.

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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:32 pm

1,631 days too late if you ask me.
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:44 pm

El Rey.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnny Carwash » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:57 pm

I was expecting him to hit the guy walking behind him in the nuts with his backstroke and now I'm kind of disappointed.
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:58 pm

I doubt this is legit, but if so...

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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnny Carwash » Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:11 pm

Can you trade license plates with someone else? Because somewhere there is a 40-year-old guy that still wears his baseball cap backwards who would pay a mint for the rights to that.
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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:19 pm

Fun with license plates (unintentional or intentional?)


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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:38 pm

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

I never shoulda punched that horse. - AB

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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:49 am

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:40 pm

Pretty fun thread here...trip down Onion headlines memory lane...


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