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Post by Pruitt » Fri Feb 19, 2021 8:11 pm

I remember being at a camp site in Yellowstone and waking up to pee - left the tent, and there were two bison about 20 yards away. Just grazing away. One of the greatest/craziest things I've ever seen.
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Post by bfj » Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:54 pm

Enjoy every sandwich.

Beefy Frank Jackson at your service.
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Post by Johnnie » Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:58 pm

Hasbro announced they dropped "Mr" from the "Mr. Potato Head" brand. Triggered snowflakes got mad.

Turns out, it was a branding decision. They weren't gender-neutraling the toys across the board, busy hosting with the times.



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Post by DaveInSeattle » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:02 pm

fun thread about classical music pieces used in cartoons...

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Post by EnochRoot » Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:49 am

This is good.

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑
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Post by sancarlos » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:56 am

Very good!
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Post by sancarlos » Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:59 am

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

"I'd rather give Deshaun Watson a massage than root for that fucking franchise." - Giff
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Post by brian » Mon Mar 08, 2021 4:44 pm

Tweet is 1,000 percent better if you read it in Sam Richardson's voice.

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Post by A_B » Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:23 am

I don't know why but this just is one of the funniest tweets i've ever seen

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Post by sancarlos » Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:08 am

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

"I'd rather give Deshaun Watson a massage than root for that fucking franchise." - Giff
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Post by A_B » Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:20 pm

Big boat also drew penis before getting lodged



Someone is getting fired.


I imagine Gunpowder taking over this boat and saying 'I'm the captain now"
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Post by Pruitt » Sat Mar 27, 2021 6:33 am



"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:59 pm

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Okay, "explosive" had to be a deliberate choice, right?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Mar 29, 2021 6:02 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:59 pm
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Okay, "explosive" had to be a deliberate choice, right?
Even the driveway by the takeout window screams "I ate at Taco Bell"
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Post by brian » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:01 am

Da Share Zone has a high ratio of misses to hits, but when it hits, it hits it out of the park.

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Post by sancarlos » Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:06 pm

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian

"I'd rather give Deshaun Watson a massage than root for that fucking franchise." - Giff
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Post by mister d » Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:08 pm

I truly believe every Rex Chapman video/retweet is staged.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Post by Pruitt » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:20 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
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Post by A_B » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:29 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:20 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
Have you seen what they put on their freedom fries?
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:29 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:20 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
I can't tell if they're expecting Canada to win or to lose in this scenario.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Post by rass » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:51 pm

Does really nail the essence of Florida as the used tampon of the USA.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Post by Steve of phpBB » Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:10 pm

I love that they bothered to change Ogden UT to Achdenn.
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Post by P.D.X. » Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:40 pm

We'd probably have high-speed rail by now.
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Post by sancarlos » Tue Apr 06, 2021 7:44 pm

Aside from getting Cabo San Lucas, I'd say Austria got hosed on the division of land.
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Post by P.D.X. » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:06 pm

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Post by Pruitt » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:19 pm

P.D.X. wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:06 pm
Holy shit that's lame.

Are their tweets being written by grade 9 debaters?
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Post by mister d » Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:28 pm

Oh wow, you can turn the text box. No, no, you have to hover in the corner and a circle arrow thing ... THERE ... now click and no you have to click and hold it, right, now slowly move it up or down ... RIGHT? This looks amazing!
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Post by tennbengal » Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:08 am

Yes, i am John parsons. Please give me my tickets.
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Post by Johnnie » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:30 pm



The letter is amazing, btw.
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