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The Sybian wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:38 pm Look at how young Guy Fieri looked when he fronted The Offspring.

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Guy Fieri is not a man, but a persona, passed on to a worthy successor at such a time that the current Guy is ready to step aside. The original Guy retired to Flavortown decades ago.
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rass wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:33 pm
The Sybian wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:38 pm Look at how young Guy Fieri looked when he fronted The Offspring.

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Guy Fieri is not a man, but a persona, passed on to a worthy successor at such a time that the current Guy is ready to step aside. The original Guy retired to Flavortown decades ago.
I was about to be really mad after the first few words of that post but now I approve wholeheartedly.
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Tears over his vertical horizon as the church band stuff. Perfect use of the medium.0
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Here's another really funny twitter story...



read the whole thread...
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rass wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:33 pm
The Sybian wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:38 pm Look at how young Guy Fieri looked when he fronted The Offspring.

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Guy Fieri is not a man, but a persona, passed on to a worthy successor at such a time that the current Guy is ready to step aside. The original Guy retired to Flavortown decades ago.
Guy Fieri is a Highlander? There can be only one?
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Was going more for Dread Pirate Roberts.

Patagonia = Flavortown
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 2:19 pm
rass wrote: Sat Dec 29, 2018 1:33 pm
The Sybian wrote: Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:38 pm Look at how young Guy Fieri looked when he fronted The Offspring.

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Guy Fieri is not a man, but a persona, passed on to a worthy successor at such a time that the current Guy is ready to step aside. The original Guy retired to Flavortown decades ago.
Guy Fieri is a Highlander? There can be only one?
I was thinking the Dalai Lama
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That’s Jonathan Papelbon after finishing 483rd at the WSOP main event
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Some good replies too
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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I guess all of the good gangster names were taken.

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Pruitt wrote: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:26 am I guess all of the good gangster names were taken.
Nah, after "The Wire" Baltimore gangsters realized they had to step their nickname game up to compete with TV.
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Maybe cabbage-dieting in is the new jumping in?
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Well this is fascinating...

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Swear Trek is quickly becoming one of my favorite Twitter follows.



Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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That site is a glorious hub of absurdity.
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This thread about Peloton bikes is gold...

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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mister d wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:17 pm
That dude is so weird and fun to follow.
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I got blocked by Jacob Wohl, so that's gonna put a spring in my step all day.

I'm guessing it was this tweet in response to his attempt to lie about Roy Cooper.

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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In case she deletes her like.
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The name on that post brings back a memory of the time my brother called for me at the office. The department admin answered my phone since I was down the hall. She didn't understand why everyone either gasped or laughed when she yelled at me, "There's a guy on hold for you. He says he's an old friend of yours - Pat McCrotch!" "Who?" "Pat McCrotch!"
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Jason Isbell just liked my tweet

ETA: obviously it was a reply to his tweet but still.
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I also got Liberty Mutual to like a tweet. It was a weird night.
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A_B wrote: Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:56 pm Jason Isbell just liked my tweet

ETA: obviously it was a reply to his tweet but still.
I got a like from Ryan Bingham and Hayes Carll the other day. It was embarrassing the way I reacted. Hayes Carll follows me (or did) for some odd reason.
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Hayes Carll is a funny guy.
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:48 am Hayes Carll is a funny guy.
It bothers me in a weird way that his first name is a last name and his last name is a first name.
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I've not really explored the muting feature on Twitter nearly enough, but my advice to you is mute "jussie smollett".

You can thank me later.
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It's free on YouTube:

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Baby's first concussion!
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