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Napoleon Bagelparte is good.
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That guy went after everyone in that place except for the person who was filming him the whole time. Talk about short-sighted.
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That's a low blow.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Certainly one to grow on in those clips.
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And he left without his tall coffee.
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Steve Cauthen's really let himself go.
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Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:10 pm Steve Cauthen's really let himself go.
Heh. I get that reference!

I laughed.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:54 pm
Pruitt wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:10 pm Steve Cauthen's really let himself go.
Heh. I get that reference!

I laughed.
Kids today!

Actually, the guy looked way too Jewish to be a jockey.
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So is Twitter down again? Or have I mercifully been banned?
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2019 4:38 pm So is Twitter down again? Or have I mercifully been banned?
It's been up and down all day.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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She’s the best.
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I actually saw that tweet on an Instagram meme account first, so I was scrolling. I thought the same thing. Then I saw her comment and chuckled.

Then I realized if I said it aloud or tweeted it myself I'd be harshly criticized. So I'm glad it could be said because it needed to be said. But I would've liked to have said it.

Oh well. I'll just enjoy being paid 100 cents on the dollar.
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😂😂

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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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That Bagel Boss dude is quickly becoming the next Catch Me Outside girl in that their idiocy is making them famous. He's being invited on shows and not being shamed into oblivion.
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Robert Earl Keen just liked a reply of mine. From two years ago.
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A_B wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:15 pm Robert Earl Keen just liked a reply of mine. From two years ago.
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Sounds like a good Swamp bragging topic: what’s your best Twitter interaction? I got a like from Jim Everett once (and it was not a tweet about him). Bronto doesn’t get to play this game.
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Ken Tremendous (Michael Schur) liked my reply to one of his tweets agreeing that fruit pie sucks. This is one of a total of 13 tweets I've ever made.

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Rex wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:42 pm Sounds like a good Swamp bragging topic: what’s your best Twitter interaction? I got a like from Jim Everett once (and it was not a tweet about him). Bronto doesn’t get to play this game.
Probably Colin Quinn or Megan Amram. Considered Ken Jennings, but he's like an equal
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I got a like from Kristin Schall at one point.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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My best is easily Mike Tanier, formerly South Jersey high school math teacher and contributor at Football Outsiders.

ETA: I've also been blocked by shitbags Jack Posobiec and Dana Loesch. I'm more proud of that, personally.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:57 amMy best is easily Mike Tanier, formerly South Jersey high school math teacher and contributor at Football Outsiders.
He's responded to me a couple times, as well. His co-worker, Mike Freeman, followed me after a couple responses to his tweets.

Amin Elhassan has re-tweeted me a couple times, as well (non-#PitinoGame division).
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Grant Wahl responded to my tweet when I asked him if he took John McPhee's journalism class at Princeton. He said he took the class but it was taught by David Remnick (editor of The New Yorker) instead of McPhee.
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I got a like from the lovely Pam Grier. (Back in the olden days before twitter I was proud that Dr. Z twice fielded my questions in his online column.)

And gotta like this power move:
Ryan wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:27 am Considered Ken Jennings, but he's like an equal
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Stefan Lessard requoted my tweet with an eye roll and shrug emoji...and then deleted it.
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EdRomero wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:00 pm Stefan Lessard requoted my tweet with an eye roll and shrug emoji...and then deleted it.
He follows me, so I guess that's my big one.
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Sabo wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:45 am Grant Wahl responded to my tweet when I asked him if he took John McPhee's journalism class at Princeton. He said he took the class but it was taught by David Remnick (editor of The New Yorker) instead of McPhee.
Did you ask him when he was rejoining the Swamp?

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Giff wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:03 pm
EdRomero wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:00 pm Stefan Lessard requoted my tweet with an eye roll and shrug emoji...and then deleted it.
He follows me, so I guess that's my big one.
He's one of my 22 followers so I guess I'm a pretty big deal.
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Not Jonah Keri
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:45 pmNot Jonah Keri
Was going to post about him, but couldn't gauge the proper thread.
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So, Astros beat writer soon?
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:47 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:45 pmNot Jonah Keri
Was going to post about him, but couldn't gauge the proper thread.
How about a fresh “Jonah Keri’s career” thread.

First post = “Yep”

All his gigs are on suspension pending the investigation. He’s done.
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Wait, what?
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Domestic abuse
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Just got back from the googles - wow.
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