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Pruitt wrote:Image


Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.

Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.

And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
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Gold. 24 karat gold!
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I figured the last line was going to be "Don't think at all."
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Rihanna is America right now:

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This isn't a groundbreaking take or anything, but if that clique of female baseball reporters and wives that I follow on Twitter showed up at my house and asked them to join their very illegal and dangerous killing cult, I don't think I'd even stop to grab my phone on the way out the door.
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Is Dolan in it? If so, I'll see you in the car.
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mister d wrote:Is Dolan in it? If so, I'll see you in the car.
Yes. Her, Lana, Molly Knight, McCarthy...
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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I think the Rays just picked up a former Red Sox clique member to replace the immortal, and perfectly tanned, Todd Kalas.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Even better with the beat.
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Is it pedantic to answer that question?
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Johnnie wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Image


Miss Meat Pie Pageant

Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.

Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.

And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
in texas its pronounced nack a dough chez
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That's the other city in Texas.

The correct answer is "Nack-a-dish."
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Johnnie wrote:That's the other city in Texas.

The correct answer is "Nack-a-dish."
in texas we blend them. same shit. if we are wrong in texas we create alternative facts.
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TT2.0 wrote:
Johnnie wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Image



Part of the Natchitoches Meat Pie Festival festivities.
Not sure why I didn't notice the name of the city here back when this was posted. LOL-uisiana at its finest.

Also, 100 Swamp bucks to the person who can pronounce that name correctly.

And wasn't it Slolz that once made a Shakira Law joke here? That should have caught on long ago.
in texas its pronounced nack a dough chez
In New Jersey it's pronounced pussy.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I got a little weirded out when this appeared in my timeline (Patton Oswalt re-tweeted it):

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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DSafetyGuy wrote:I got a little weirded out when this appeared in my timeline (Patton Oswalt re-tweeted it):

Wow.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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epic...

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Heh heh.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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huh...
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rass wrote:huh...
Jesus. I hope those guys don't try to figure out my Swamp password.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I read that article. Good job, Instagram algorithm, and by extension, Facebook.

Being able to find him like that is ridiculous. There's just no way to be anonymous.
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the new reply feature and display sucks so bad
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It really seems as if it was written for someone like me who almost exclusively consumes and never actually tweets/responds.
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Replying to Brontoburglar
It sure does
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Anyone else believe Twitter's "In Case You Missed It" crap is just tweets they pulled out of the normal spot your timeline, then lumped them together under the assumption that you follow too many people to actually notice what you have and have not already read?
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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This probably only works if you know the backstory of the Wall St. statue "controversy" but boy does it work ...

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If that's Joe Pa, it doesn't work cause that's a girl.
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Giff wrote:If that's Joe Pa, it doesn't work cause that's a girl.
I'm sure JoePa would have also looked the other way at little girls being raped if it meant he got to keep his job.
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