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mister d
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by mister d » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:21 am
Jerloma wrote: For anyone unfamiliar, after Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the RCC for defending a heliocentric solar system, he walked out on his balcony, looked up at the sky and said those words (And yet it moves).
"Earth?"
"What? Oh. Yeah. I was referring to earth."
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
Ryan
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by Ryan » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:57 am
Yeah, I was waffling between that one and a Finnish Elite League fantasy draft joke.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by Sabo » Tue May 05, 2015 2:21 pm
@Nihilist_arbys wrote: This Cinco De Mayo, as you desperately chug tequila to muster the courage to attempt sex with a vomit covered stranger, think Arbys. Ole!
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
mister d
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by mister d » Tue May 05, 2015 2:28 pm
Aside from one night when I imagine the owner was pretty drunk, I enjoy following Gay Hooters. Sounds like its in the same vein.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Sabo » Wed May 20, 2015 8:23 am
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@johnrobinson wrote: When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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by Keg » Wed May 20, 2015 10:30 am
Sabo wrote:
@johnrobinson wrote: When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
Agree with this 100%.
My only fear of death is coming back to this b1tch reincarnated
Ryan
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by Ryan » Thu May 28, 2015 2:10 pm
A favorite from Bengie Molina goes right to the top of my list.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
howard
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by howard » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:45 pm
(from Random Purile Shit:
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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by Bensell » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:53 pm
VIDEO
Worldwide Frivologist and International Juke Artist
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by Jerloma » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:55 am
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
howard
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by howard » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:08 am
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
brian
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by brian » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:46 pm
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
Sabo
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by Sabo » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:51 pm
That account is astoundingly awesome.
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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by Steve of phpBB » Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:56 pm
Sabo wrote:
That account is astoundingly awesome.
The $8.99/lb porterhouses were the best.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by brian » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:18 pm
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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by brian » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:23 pm
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
howard
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by howard » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:31 pm
I just came to post this:
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
mister d
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by mister d » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:33 pm
That and porterhouse just feel like ripoffs of Gay Hooters.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by brian » Wed Sep 16, 2015 11:04 am
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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by brian » Wed Sep 16, 2015 2:24 pm
Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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by Sabo » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:29 pm
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
howard
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by howard » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:57 pm
what. the. hell. ?.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
mister d
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by mister d » Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:59 pm
He's probably watching the game and listening to Harold Reynolds repeatedly say dumb shit and it reminded him of all the dumb shit you say.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
howard
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by howard » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:00 pm
Ah, got it.
eta: price just hit his second batter. We all know what's next.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Rex
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by Rex » Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:21 pm
Well did it happen? No, because of the wisdom of 8 of the 12 AL franchises in 1973.
rass
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by rass » Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:34 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by sancarlos » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:29 pm
AB or Bensell?
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by brian » Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:46 pm
sancarlos wrote: AB or Bensell?
Both too young. Unless AB has taken a considerable turn for the worse since the last time I saw him.
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rass
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by rass » Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:54 am
I wonder if that was 50-ish in Kentucky years or standard American years?
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by A_B » Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:38 am
That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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by BSF21 » Tue Oct 13, 2015 9:49 am
A_B wrote: That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
So he can pull security tapes on the nights you dance naked in the frozen food aisle. I thought that was obvious.
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rass
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by rass » Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:08 am
A_B wrote: That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!
The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
Someone I do follow retweeted it (or retweeted someone retweeting it) in order to make a "it's time to come home dad" joke.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Jerloma » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:34 am
That escalated quickly.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by BSF21 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:13 am
I trust Mike Huckabee in an elected position like I trust a blatant racist with a Twitter account.
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by Pruitt » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:14 am
Jerloma wrote: That escalated quickly.
Could that not be included in the irony thread?
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by The Sybian » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:18 am
Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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by Johnny Carwash » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:21 am
I like how he specifically said North Korea, because that's the bad Korea and hence OK to make fun of.
I'm still in the "not a big deal" camp though.
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by BSF21 » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:22 am
The Sybian wrote: Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
So a comment like "I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust my bucket of fried chicken is safe at a black bbq" isn't racist?
Racism and social commentary aren't mutually exclusive.
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by Jerloma » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:30 am
I think Syb was being facetious.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God