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Jerloma wrote:For anyone unfamiliar, after Galileo was sentenced to life imprisonment by the RCC for defending a heliocentric solar system, he walked out on his balcony, looked up at the sky and said those words (And yet it moves).
"Earth?"

"What? Oh. Yeah. I was referring to earth."
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Yeah, I was waffling between that one and a Finnish Elite League fantasy draft joke.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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@Nihilist_arbys wrote:This Cinco De Mayo, as you desperately chug tequila to muster the courage to attempt sex with a vomit covered stranger, think Arbys. Ole!
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Aside from one night when I imagine the owner was pretty drunk, I enjoy following Gay Hooters. Sounds like its in the same vein.
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@johnrobinson wrote:When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
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Sabo wrote:
@johnrobinson wrote:When people are nice in real life, but mean & insulting online, it is the real life persona that is fake.
Agree with this 100%.
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A favorite from Bengie Molina goes right to the top of my list.
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Day wasn't a total loss ...

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(And it was really thin-skinned. I didn't call him a pale, fake-bleeding fat fuck or anything easy like that.)
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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That account is astoundingly awesome.
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Sabo wrote:
That account is astoundingly awesome.
The $8.99/lb porterhouses were the best.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I just came to post this:

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That and porterhouse just feel like ripoffs of Gay Hooters.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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what. the. hell. ?.
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He's probably watching the game and listening to Harold Reynolds repeatedly say dumb shit and it reminded him of all the dumb shit you say.
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Ah, got it.

eta: price just hit his second batter. We all know what's next.
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Well did it happen? No, because of the wisdom of 8 of the 12 AL franchises in 1973.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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AB or Bensell?
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sancarlos wrote:AB or Bensell?
Both too young. Unless AB has taken a considerable turn for the worse since the last time I saw him.
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I wonder if that was 50-ish in Kentucky years or standard American years?
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That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!

The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
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A_B wrote:That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!

The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
So he can pull security tapes on the nights you dance naked in the frozen food aisle. I thought that was obvious.
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A_B wrote:That kroger is less than a mile from my home. But you can't prove I was anywhere near there at 9:22! They'll never catch me!

The real question is why does Rass follow that account!
Someone I do follow retweeted it (or retweeted someone retweeting it) in order to make a "it's time to come home dad" joke.
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That escalated quickly.

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I trust Mike Huckabee in an elected position like I trust a blatant racist with a Twitter account.
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Jerloma wrote:That escalated quickly.

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Could that not be included in the irony thread?
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Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
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I like how he specifically said North Korea, because that's the bad Korea and hence OK to make fun of.

I'm still in the "not a big deal" camp though.
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The Sybian wrote:Fuck, don't make me defend Huckabee. They do eat dog in North Korea, so it isn't racist. It's more of a comment on cultural differences.
So a comment like "I trust Bernie Sanders with my tax dollars like I trust my bucket of fried chicken is safe at a black bbq" isn't racist?

Racism and social commentary aren't mutually exclusive.
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I think Syb was being facetious.
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