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Re: Twitter

Post by Brontoburglar » Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:44 pm

Gunpowder wrote:
sancarlos wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:I just got bodyshamed by a twitter rando who dug up a 9-year-old picture of me

what a time to be alive

What? You are probably the fittest guy in the Swamp, aside from maybe Johnnie. Does this guy know you've worked as a personal trainer?


Hey now, GPJ feels slighted.


WATCH OUT I AM ON THE PROWL

(it was a bad pic of a chubbier me. but still, it's a real power move.)
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:10 pm

Joe K wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:
mister d wrote:This is kind of surreal to read start to finish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dril


I read the oral history of weird Twitterers. It was a strange waste of time.


The left-leaning politics types I follow on Twitter are way too into Weird Twitter. I got so sick of seeing Dril tweets that I just started muting or blocking anyone who showed up in my feed with a Dril meme. I did the same with anyone who posted a Simpsons meme. Those are somehow ubiquitous among 30-somethings who Tweet about poltics.


Agreed the oral history was bad, agree the Simpsons memes are bad but ... I really like the dril stuff. I don't need the responses or the generic versions, but that account is good.
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:11 pm

I like Weird Twitter.
"As the saying goes: The house always wins in Vegas," Schmidt said. "The city doesn't look like this because the visitors are winners."

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Re: Twitter

Post by Giff » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:53 am

Can someone treat me like J-Lo and tell me what weird Twitter is?
Muh.

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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:03 am

A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Steve of phpBB » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:42 am

mister d wrote:A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.


I don't get it.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:49 am

I'm always surprised when good friends of mine will get a clickhole from someone (me) and respond with "I don't get it".
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Re: Twitter

Post by Sabo » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:49 am

I want this cat.

FUCK YES DOUCH NUT

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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:34 pm

Twitter's a bit of a cesspool these days, but stuff like this is why I love it sometimes:

"As the saying goes: The house always wins in Vegas," Schmidt said. "The city doesn't look like this because the visitors are winners."

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Re: Twitter

Post by rass » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:00 pm

Blue check marks are being removed as Twitter rethinks things.
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:53 am

The Sybian wrote:Somehow I have a doll that was my sisters.

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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:00 pm

mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...
I hear Syb is a big fan of the old judicial overreach around.
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:01 pm

The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).
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Re: Twitter

Post by The Sybian » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:04 pm

brian wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).


Just saw the post about the pictured war criminal drinking poison. Perfect.
I hear Syb is a big fan of the old judicial overreach around.
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:05 pm

Yeah. Its a good tweet.
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Re: Twitter

Post by rass » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:21 pm

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:48 pm

rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:12 pm

Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.


I'm reluctant to follow the links. Do we know if those pics were posted with consent?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:14 pm

Oh... I think so. Vice printed them as part of an interview with the photographer.

The pictures are part of an art project he's doing.

ETA - artsy in a Nan Goldin sort of way. (My pretentious comment for the day)
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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:32 am

Still crazy...



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Re: Twitter

Post by rass » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:35 am

I felt aswirl with warm secretions.

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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:35 am

Two above looks like the #1 search result for "hot lady food poisoning".
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Re: Twitter

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Re: Twitter

Post by Steve of phpBB » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:20 pm

The entire thread is golden ...

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:46 pm

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter

Post by A_B » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:52 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/941459119671738368


That's hurtful.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnny Carwash » Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm

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Re: Twitter

Post by Steve of phpBB » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:50 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilCollinsFeed/status/943876830947405824


That isn't even right. I was in the car last night when the song came on, so we checked it out. The drums start at 3:40 of the song, so if you started the song at 11:56:40 you'd miss the New Year by twenty seconds.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.

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Re: Twitter

Post by Rex » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:54 pm



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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:11 am

Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


This is a gold mine of bizarre pop culture.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Shirley » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 am

Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


Holy crap, that's hilarious.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Twitter

Post by Rex » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:55 pm

I hope this is not the tweet that broke the Swamp

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Re: Twitter

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:31 am

What type of prick doesn't stand up to shake another man's hand?

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Re: Twitter

Post by Moreta » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:39 pm

Projection Protest has been one of my favorite protest types lately. Quality.

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