I went from “this place looks a little messy” to “hey, a cat” to gut-busting laughter to “gee, this is a little sad” to “I wonder how many counts there were in the indictment...”
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:30 pm
by The Sybian
Need to spend more time, but some crazy things in every room. I’m imaging the frustration of the realtor after telling them to clean before they take the pictures.
And the description is great:
Public Remarks: Church, School, Daycare, Home business this home has been it all. This unique home is just what you are
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:47 pm
by Rex
If you're not horrified, you haven't seen enough yet.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:48 pm
by EnochRoot
The basement turned into an American Pickers episode. The clue was I think that was Frank's cat.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:04 am
by Pruitt
Rex wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:47 pm
If you're not horrified, you haven't seen enough yet.
Good lord!
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:24 am
by The Sybian
Rex wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:47 pm
If you're not horrified, you haven't seen enough yet.
Ha, yeah. 5 minutes on my phone wasn't enough. Need the large screen to appreciate the details, like the bedroom with the "Welcome to the Man Cave" sign. A box full of prescription pills and a large assortment of cologne. BTW, I could smell the stench of stale cigarettes and damp mold as I toured the house. When DVD sales pick up again, they are sitting on a gold mine. As I got lost in the stacks of DVDs, CD, and weird toys, I didn't realize the panic setting in until I felt the relief of spinning around and seeing an exit sign.
I found 2 Men's rooms (Love the urinal in the bedroom hallway bathroom, been a dream of mine since I saw Curtis Martin's house on MTV Cribs. But the craziest find was walking into a full room bathtub with stairs on the opposite end that were walled off. It had two showers in the room. Very creepy. I'm obsessed with this. Realtor is going to have an interesting moment when he suddenly gets 1 million views.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:27 am
by A_B
You know, if you're looking for a ranch with an expansive basement, you could do worse.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:47 am
by BSF21
This is fucking wild.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:48 am
by A_B
A_B wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:27 am
You know, if you're looking for a ranch with an expansive basement, you could do worse.
FFS it's a split level!
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 7:52 am
by rass
Liscio's Bakery makes good bread (corner deli in the neighborhood where we usually get our shore house uses their rolls) but I really thought they were a pretty local to Philly entity, so what I'm saying that if it's possible to get good Italian bread in Louisville then maybe I need to apologize to AB for making fun of KY pizza all of these years.
Rex wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 9:47 pm
If you're not horrified, you haven't seen enough yet.
Ha, yeah. 5 minutes on my phone wasn't enough. Need the large screen to appreciate the details, like the bedroom with the "Welcome to the Man Cave" sign. A box full of prescription pills and a large assortment of cologne. BTW, I could smell the stench of stale cigarettes and damp mold as I toured the house. When DVD sales pick up again, they are sitting on a gold mine. As I got lost in the stacks of DVDs, CD, and weird toys, I didn't realize the panic setting in until I felt the relief of spinning around and seeing an exit sign.
I found 2 Men's rooms (Love the urinal in the bedroom hallway bathroom, been a dream of mine since I saw Curtis Martin's house on MTV Cribs. But the craziest find was walking into a full room bathtub with stairs on the opposite end that were walled off. It had two showers in the room. Very creepy. I'm obsessed with this. Realtor is going to have an interesting moment when he suddenly gets 1 million views.
you clearly didn't make it to the girls gone wild room attached to the baptismal font
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 12:57 pm
by Brontoburglar
also, how is that house 375?! It's listed as the same size as ours and we paid less!
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:00 pm
by The Sybian
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 12:57 pm
also, how is that house 375?! It's listed as the same size as ours and we paid less!
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 12:57 pm
also, how is that house 375?! It's listed as the same size as ours and we paid less!
Blue Lick Rd is highly desirable address.
I don't know louisville real estate perfectly, and I know you have tongue in cheek, but I don't believe that's the greatest part of town. It's very strange.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 1:17 pm
by A_B
Also, no one miscalculated their bet against streaming platforms more than Blockbuster and these people.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:31 pm
by Rex
That's one of the first things I thought. The 2010s hit that household hard.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:50 pm
by brian
Maybe they're just trying to corner the market on shitty movies. During the coming Civil War, you'll kill for a DVD copy of the Devil's Rejects to play on your scavenged portable DVD player.
Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 12:57 pm
also, how is that house 375?! It's listed as the same size as ours and we paid less!
Blue Lick Rd is highly desirable address.
Almost as desirable as
This one is less desirable due to being a dangerous neighborhood.
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Re: Twitter
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 5:59 pm
by Pruitt
brian wrote: ↑Tue Oct 27, 2020 2:50 pm
Maybe they're just trying to corner the market on shitty movies. During the coming Civil War, you'll kill for a DVD copy of the Devil's Rejects to play on your scavenged portable DVD player.
And "Topless 2017" calendars will be more valuable than gold.
My wife's stepmother leaves in Beaver, PA. The grocery store? Beaver Super. The list goes on and on and on.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:30 am
by GoodKarma
I find this one more hilarious than normal
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:16 am
by tennbengal
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:24 pm
by Johnnie
NO. NOT THE GABBAGOOL.
The coincidence of timing couldn't be more impeccable in my friend circle. We watched a parody of the Sopranos PlayStation 2 video game this weekend and couldn't stop singing the song from it. That led to us going to the local meat market/deli and getting a pound of gabbagool and eating it. Now this. The humanity.
This video:
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:31 pm
by L-Jam3
I will fully admit that I was completely dumbfounded when I first saw the word "capicollo" written on the board at the meat section.
Re: Twitter
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:33 pm
by Johnnie
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 12:31 pm
I will fully admit that I was completely dumbfounded when I first saw the word "cappicola" written on the board at the meat section.
Same. I was 8 years old and saw it written on the tag the meat came in. I looked at my dad like "What the hell?" And he said "fuhgeddaboutit."
