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Re: Twitter

Post by Shirley » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:23 pm

It literally has the guy's name right on there.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: Twitter

Post by govmentchedda » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:49 pm

Those pool party sculptures look a lot like the Kelpies outside of Edinburgh.
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Re: Twitter

Post by duff » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:30 am

govmentchedda wrote:
Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:49 pm
Those pool party sculptures look a lot like the Kelpies outside of Edinburgh.
Did he give credit?
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:47 am



Stick with it.
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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:53 am

govmentchedda wrote:
Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:49 pm
Those pool party sculptures look a lot like the Kelpies outside of Edinburgh.
Those sculptures were right outside my window when I worked at the Allen Institute.

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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:33 pm

A pot drug addict? Died in 30 days?
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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:43 pm

Phrasing killed me. As does the tshirt in his profile pic.
Steve of phpBB wrote:What are they going to do, though. Storm Congress? The Department of Justice building?

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Re: Twitter

Post by Pruitt » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:17 pm

Holy shit!
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Laughed my ass off.
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Post by Johnnie » Tue Dec 08, 2020 6:34 am

ABQ had a monolith appear. The only place in the state that would do such a thing made a comment:

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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:14 pm

Who knew that the Scots could be so whimsical...


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Post by Sabo » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:30 pm

Disappointed there isn't a "Plowy McPlowface".
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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:45 pm

Sabo wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:30 pm
Disappointed there isn't a "Plowy McPlowface".
One of our Agile teams at work is called 'Teamy McTeamFace'

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Re: Twitter

Post by govmentchedda » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:55 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:14 pm
Who knew that the Scots could be so whimsical...

On our tour of Scotland a few years back, we passed by Loch Lochy. That's essentially them naming a lake, Lake Lakey. When you go to the wikipedia page for Loch Lochy, there's an admonishment to not confuse Loch Lochy with Loch Loch, a few hours to the east. The Scots are whimsical as fuck.
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Re: Twitter

Post by sancarlos » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:02 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:55 pm
The Scots are whimsical as fuck.
As long as you don't ask them to pick up a check, amirite?
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Re: Twitter

Post by govmentchedda » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:20 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:02 pm
govmentchedda wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:55 pm
The Scots are whimsical as fuck.
As long as you don't ask them to pick up a check, amirite?
That might get you a Glasgow kiss.
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Post by EnochRoot » Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:36 pm

My problem with this is (in addition to the coach) the adults in the vicinity who didn’t kick this guy’s ass.

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Post by cerrano » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:11 pm

EnochRoot wrote:
Fri Dec 11, 2020 5:36 pm
My problem with this is (in addition to the coach) the adults in the vicinity who didn’t kick this guy’s ass.

Agreed. I’m no swamp law dog, but this is battery in the very least?
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Post by govmentchedda » Fri Dec 11, 2020 7:52 pm

Apparently the mom declined to press charges, and the state is pressing them anyways. Good on ya, prosecutor.
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Post by A_B » Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:09 pm

I assumed it was his own kid. Because it that was me my 5’3” mom woulda been whipping some ass. Those assistants are trash.
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Post by L-Jam3 » Fri Dec 11, 2020 8:55 pm

I just got a like from former Raven and Falcon Pro-Bowl FB Ovie Mughelli.
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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnnie » Sat Dec 12, 2020 1:07 am

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Re: Twitter

Post by EnochRoot » Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:13 am

HaulCitgo wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 11:33 am
Enoch brought the goods.

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Re: Twitter

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Re: Twitter

Post by govmentchedda » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:13 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
Fri Dec 18, 2020 11:31 am
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Re: Twitter

Post by Johnnie » Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:48 pm

mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Re: Twitter

Post by tennbengal » Sat Dec 19, 2020 1:26 am

Wut.

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Post by Pruitt » Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:16 am

Biden should stick a fork in that nonsense during his first week in office.
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Re: Twitter

Post by duff » Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:02 pm

Our very own Gaurdians of the Galaxy. Maybe Batista can be their spokesman.
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:54 pm

Got put into Twitter jail by suggesting that Madison Cawthorne wheel himself into traffic. Totally worth it.

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Post by Johnnie » Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:55 pm

brian wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:54 pm
Got put into Twitter jail by suggesting that Madison Cawthorne wheel himself into traffic. Totally worth it.
I just laughed out loud. Holy shit, that's great.
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Post by A_B » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:23 pm

I had another friend get put into Twitmo tonight, too. He appealed and they cleared him.

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Re: Twitter

Post by DaveInSeattle » Tue Dec 22, 2020 8:00 pm

Down the rabbit hole...Simpsons writer talks about some of the more obscure jokes/references...


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Re: Twitter

Post by mister d » Sun Dec 27, 2020 11:36 am

Steve of phpBB wrote:What are they going to do, though. Storm Congress? The Department of Justice building?

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:40 pm

Our times in a nutshell.
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Post by The Sybian » Mon Dec 28, 2020 10:52 am

So that's what Robert Pires is up to!
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Re: Twitter

Post by brian » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:00 pm

Account locked again for suggesting Hawley be tried and hung for sedition. No one even complained. Twitter did it automatically.

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Post by tennbengal » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:30 pm

You suggested a trial, first. What's the issue?

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Post by sancarlos » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:00 pm

Nice gesture. Thread.

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Post by brian » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:40 pm

tennbengal wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:30 pm
You suggested a trial, first. What's the issue?
That was the basis of my appeal argument.

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Re: Twitter

Post by rass » Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:25 pm

Walmart taking a run at Hawley, too.
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