The Swamp

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:23 pm**

rass wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:25 pm Walmart taking a run at Hawley, too.

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:57 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:40 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:30 pm You suggested a trial, first. What's the issue?
That was the basis of my appeal argument.

“Is it because he’s a rich white?”

Posted: **Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:52 pm**

Just sent Twitter a blistering email calling them fascist simps that I don’t think will improve my case but fuck em. I should get off all social media anyway. Don’t miss Facebook.

Posted: **Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:40 pm**

Not giving up my appeal. Fuck these Nazi fucks.

Posted: **Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:07 pm**

I stay on Twitter because it allows me to tell people directly to fuck themselves, as I just did to the wheelchair shitbag Congressman.

Posted: **Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:27 pm**

Perhaps next time, ask him if being in a wheelchair makes it easier to lick boots.

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:08 pm**

And there’s also things like this why I stay on Twitter:

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:57 pm**

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:07 pm I stay on Twitter because it allows me to tell people directly to fuck themselves, as I just did to the wheelchair shitbag Congressman.

I keep quitting and coming back to twitter and I'm avoiding telling people to fuck themselves. Famous people aren't reading their replies and I don't get the point in engaging with random trumpies. A ny post headline came up in my feed about a random NYC suicide and there are thousands of replies joking about how it's another Hillary murder. And there is one or two same responses about how stupid and sick it is to make a random suicide political, and the counter response is what a sensitive liberal snowflake. Millions of Americans are sick fucks and twitter is such depressing reminder of it

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:09 pm**

You guys follow the wrong twitter feeds. I don’t follow any of that shit because it’s unavoidable anyway and I’d rather see a post from Mina kimes saying devonta smith wears women’s 00 gap pants.

Posted: **Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:14 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:00 pm Account locked again for suggesting Hawley be tried and hung for sedition. No one even complained. Twitter did it automatically.

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:15 pm**

Read the user name and then read the replies.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2021 3:48 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2021 8:35 pm**

That is hilarious.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:13 pm**

Great story about Kris Kristofferson...

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:41 am**

Great story.

I don;t know anything about country music, but I hate that guy (Keith).

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 8:19 am**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 7:41 am Great story.

I don;t know anything about country music, but I hate that guy (Keith).

His early stuff is OK, but yeah, the hard steer into jingoism was strange.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 9:43 am**

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Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:15 am**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:13 pm Great story about Kris Kristofferson...

Both Keith and Kristofferson denied it happened.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:51 am**

Ethan Hawke is great in The Good Lord Bird so I choose to believe him.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:05 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:51 am Ethan Hawke is great in The Good Lord Bird so I choose to believe him.

I raise with Daybreakers.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:16 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:22 pm**

I'm hoping a co-worker is working on a meme for me to respond to one of your most recent tweets.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:24 pm**

Giff wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:05 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:51 am Ethan Hawke is great in The Good Lord Bird so I choose to believe him.
I raise with Daybreakers.

He was phenomenal in Maudie, a film about Nova Scotia artist Maud Lewis.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:29 pm**

I loved him as Preston in Can't Hardly Wait.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:12 pm**

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:29 pm I loved him as Preston in Can't Hardly Wait.

C’mon man.

1) Can’t Hardly Wait is a great, underrated movie.
2) Ethan Hawke is a great actor even if a pretentious douche which doesn’t exactly make him an anomaly in Hollywood.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:29 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:16 pm

Confession: I honestly have no idea who this guy is and why he's found to be funny.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:33 pm**

Johnnie wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:29 pm
brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 2:16 pm
Confession: I honestly have no idea who this guy is and why he's found to be funny.

Co-sign.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:34 pm**

Different strokes for different folks but I think he's probably the funniest thing (consistently, at least) on Twitter.

But "Weird Twitter" ain't for everyone.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:34 pm**

It was really a point in time account that you can't enjoy nearly as much now, even if you would have then, if that makes sense. It was really good when it was completely unique.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:36 pm**

Like most comedy if you have to explain it, it's not funny. That said, I think dril is brilliant because he takes advantage of the medium (Twitter) completely. Consider the idea of "accidental dril" tweets (consider reading the whole thread below):

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:52 pm**

To me it's along the lines of Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright. Absurdist stuff presented with a straight face.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:04 pm**

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 4:12 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 3:29 pm I loved him as Preston in Can't Hardly Wait.
C’mon man.

1) Can’t Hardly Wait is a great, underrated movie.
2) Ethan Hawke is a great actor even if a pretentious douche which doesn’t exactly make him an anomaly in Hollywood.

brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:36 pm Like most comedy if you have to explain it, it's not funny.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:18 pm**

Does it count if you don’t even understand the “joke”?

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:23 pm**

I don’t operate on his genius-level intellectual plain but I honestly don’t know if he’s making fun of Can’t Hardly Wait, Ethan Embry or Ethan Hawke or if it’s the latter what the joke even is.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:36 pm**

It’s just that thing he does

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:23 pm**

It's me, Nick Papageorgio!

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:47 pm**

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:23 pm It's me, Nick Papageorgio!

Vegas Vacation!

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 10:49 pm**

I'll see myself out.

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:15 pm**

They’re both named Ethan.

Posted: **Sat Jan 16, 2021 12:56 am**

mister d wrote: ↑Fri Jan 15, 2021 11:15 pm They’re both named Ethan.

That’s definitely some genius level comedy.

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