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Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:44 pm
by Brontoburglar
Gunpowder wrote:
sancarlos wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:I just got bodyshamed by a twitter rando who dug up a 9-year-old picture of me

what a time to be alive

What? You are probably the fittest guy in the Swamp, aside from maybe Johnnie. Does this guy know you've worked as a personal trainer?


Hey now, GPJ feels slighted.


WATCH OUT I AM ON THE PROWL

(it was a bad pic of a chubbier me. but still, it's a real power move.)

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:10 pm
by mister d
Joe K wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:
mister d wrote:This is kind of surreal to read start to finish: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dril


I read the oral history of weird Twitterers. It was a strange waste of time.


The left-leaning politics types I follow on Twitter are way too into Weird Twitter. I got so sick of seeing Dril tweets that I just started muting or blocking anyone who showed up in my feed with a Dril meme. I did the same with anyone who posted a Simpsons meme. Those are somehow ubiquitous among 30-somethings who Tweet about poltics.


Agreed the oral history was bad, agree the Simpsons memes are bad but ... I really like the dril stuff. I don't need the responses or the generic versions, but that account is good.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:11 pm
by brian
I like Weird Twitter.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:53 am
by Giff
Can someone treat me like J-Lo and tell me what weird Twitter is?

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:03 am
by mister d
A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:42 am
by Steve of phpBB
mister d wrote:A "group", in the loosest sense, of posters whose jokes only work in the "not getting it is getting it" sort of way.


I don't get it.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:49 am
by mister d
I'm always surprised when good friends of mine will get a clickhole from someone (me) and respond with "I don't get it".

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:49 am
by Sabo

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:34 pm
by brian
Twitter's a bit of a cesspool these days, but stuff like this is why I love it sometimes:

https://twitter.com/questingvole/status ... 1640621057

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:00 pm
by rass
Blue check marks are being removed as Twitter rethinks things.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:53 am
by mister d

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:00 pm
by The Sybian
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:01 pm
by brian
The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:04 pm
by The Sybian
brian wrote:
The Sybian wrote:
mister d wrote:https://twitter.com/LikeTheMaps/status/935873159722684416



I don't get it...


Twitter sucks and you immediately want to drink poison after logging in (on).


Just saw the post about the pictured war criminal drinking poison. Perfect.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:05 pm
by mister d
Yeah. Its a good tweet.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:21 pm
by rass

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:48 pm
by Pruitt
rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:12 pm
by Steve of phpBB
Pruitt wrote:
rass wrote:https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/936377179704786945


Good lord!

But in the end, it all worked out and I believe we are okay now.


Ah, not if he sees the shot of the high heel, his mom's red ass cheek and the cum soaked sheet.


I'm reluctant to follow the links. Do we know if those pics were posted with consent?

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:14 pm
by Pruitt
Oh... I think so. Vice printed them as part of an interview with the photographer.

The pictures are part of an art project he's doing.

ETA - artsy in a Nan Goldin sort of way. (My pretentious comment for the day)

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:32 am
by sancarlos
Still crazy...
https://twitter.com/Elizabeth_Cook/stat ... 7447567360


The Sybian wrote:Age? 42!!!
sancarlos wrote:
Giff wrote:I wanted to bone Elizabeth Cook so bad and nearly tried sneaking onto the tour bus. Good times.

I also have a crush on Elizabeth Cook. She's a dj on Siriux XM Outlaw Country and she has a sexy voice too, imho.
eta: rulez
Image

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:35 am
by rass

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:35 am
by mister d
Two above looks like the #1 search result for "hot lady food poisoning".

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:57 pm
by DaveInSeattle

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:20 pm
by Steve of phpBB

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:46 pm
by Steve of phpBB

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:52 pm
by A_B
Steve of phpBB wrote:https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/941459119671738368


That's hurtful.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 5:41 pm
by Johnny Carwash

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:06 pm
by Ryan

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:50 pm
by Steve of phpBB
Johnny Carwash wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilCollinsFeed/status/943876830947405824


That isn't even right. I was in the car last night when the song came on, so we checked it out. The drums start at 3:40 of the song, so if you started the song at 11:56:40 you'd miss the New Year by twenty seconds.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:54 pm
by Rex


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Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:11 am
by Pruitt
Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


This is a gold mine of bizarre pop culture.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 am
by Shirley
Rex wrote:https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/950570886192447488


Holy crap, that's hilarious.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:55 pm
by Rex
I hope this is not the tweet that broke the Swamp

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:22 pm
by P.D.X.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:31 am
by Pruitt

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:39 pm
by Moreta
Projection Protest has been one of my favorite protest types lately. Quality.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:16 pm
by rass


It is!
[+] spoiler
So many Nazis!

Re: Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 9:41 pm
by The Sybian
rass wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:16 pm

It is!
[+] spoiler
So many Nazis!
Wow, such a great parody and the first comment sets of a thread that steps it up to another level. Girl makes a sarcastic comment, then gets attacked by several guys saying she doesn't get it and further proves the point, but THEY don't get her sarcasm, and prove the point to yet another level! Brilliant. Fucking internet.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:20 am
by rass

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:54 pm
by Brontoburglar
I didn't read this NYT story save to find out the people they discovered who have purchased bot followers to up their social media "influence."

and I found it hilarious that Britt McHenry has purchased followers. that poor girl is so desperate