Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:20 am

and on cue, this was on my newsfeed

Yes, let's be like countries that are horrible!

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:09 am

We need to start emulating North Korea!

How do people post this stuff with a straight face?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:15 am

Grasspenis wrote:We need to start emulating North Korea!

How do people post this stuff with a straight face?

I'd tell them to move to Iran or North Korea if they prefer the domestic policies there.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:13 pm

Was this sign posted on another website? A friend just shared it. It's horrible.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:08 pm

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
Number of States won by:
Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republicans won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...."
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler ' s definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation ' s population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

IF YOU ARE IN FAVOR OF THIS, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T SHARE.

IF YOU ARE NOT then SHARE IT to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:20 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
Number of States won by:
Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by:
Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republicans won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...."
Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler ' s definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation ' s population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

IF YOU ARE IN FAVOR OF THIS, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T SHARE.

IF YOU ARE NOT then SHARE IT to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.

OMG, we need to decided elections by landmass, not number of people! This is tyranny of people over property!!!!

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:25 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:Population of counties won by:
Democrats: 127 Million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1

Implications aside, I wonder if those numbers are even accurate.

Those Democrat-Republican county numbers add up to 270 million. What happened to the other 40 million people?

Also, I don't think those per capita murder rates are right. The FBI says that the 2011 murder rate in metropolitan statistical areas was 4.9 per 100,000, 4.4 in cities outside metropolitan areas (wtf?), and 3.1 in nonmetropolitan counties. I guess it's possible that the murder rate was 13.2 in Democratic counties, but I doubt it.

http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/cr ... es/table-2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Plus, if the Democrats won 19 states, and the Republicans won 29, that adds up to 48 states.

Everyone knows we have 57.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:28 pm

The murder rate is higher in cities?!??!?!?

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:30 pm

"Government-owned tenements"?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:31 pm

P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?

Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:35 pm

I wish I had the data to re-brand that map with "homosexual activities per capita".

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:41 pm

P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?

They used to have high-rise public housing projects in Chicago that definitely qualified as government-owned tenements.

But I think they tore all of them down.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:06 pm

It's a 12 year old snopes.com special.Hilarious

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:12 pm

Brontoburglar wrote:It's a 12 year old snopes.com special.Hilarious

That's great. Are you going to post the link to whoever put it on Facebook?

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:24 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote:
Brontoburglar wrote:It's a 12 year old snopes.com special.Hilarious
That's great. Are you going to post the link to whoever put it on Facebook?

He posted it first after he realized it was ridiculous. Which... he should have done before he posted it, obviously

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:39 pm

I wish people would stop sharing this.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:52 pm

People are so effin' stupid.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:31 am

It's not even a fucking GOOD photoshop. Bah. I'll just bide my time until these people accidentally lock themselves in a Walmart freezer reaching for the last fatfuck bar.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:50 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:12 am

Dude, you gotta post that on FB.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:32 am

Yeah, I snopes'd that, and apparently it's true.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:01 pm

Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.

I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:06 pm

Word.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:16 pm

Icepenis wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.

I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.

You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually following through with it.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:11 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Icepenis wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Dude, you gotta post that on FB.

I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it.
You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually following through with it.

Check my friends list for Ferdinand DiPhillips...fa rill.

(it's not really him but another of my friends made an account for our favorite local urban outdoorsman)

Hodor · Post by **Hodor** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:01 am

Hodor

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:36 pm

Post by **brian** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:35 pm

Yeah, that's pretty much apples to apples.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:42 pm

I like the redundant use of "days". On each line.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:42 am

Respond that Oklahoma found Timothy McVeigh in, like, 20 minutes.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:48 pm

I really enjoyed the intermittent fb updates of people who happen to be leaving Boston and all the comments congratulating them for getting out of danger.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed May 08, 2013 9:29 am

I don't even know what this means but I'm guessing it's something awful.

"Anyone else find it fitting that the girl who fought so hard to get rid of the prayer banner in Cranston is getting the playboy award?"

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:25 pm

Caption on a picture:

Crazy drunks. — with XXXXX and YYYYY at ♥ ZZZZZ's 4th Birthday Party!!

The wife of one of the guys in the picture posted the picture. He was too drunk to remember it even being taken. At a little girl's 4th birthday party.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:31 pm

Let he who hasn't gotten drunk at a child's birthday party cast the first stone.

Post by **brian** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:31 pm

That's the only way I'd be able to get through a 4-year-old's birthday party.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:37 pm

Yeah, we've thrown a couple of kid's birthday parties with alcohol, though I've never gotten pass out drunk at them.

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Wed May 08, 2013 1:59 pm

We usually have plenty of beer at our kids' parties, maybe even a fresh 5 gal keg in the kegerator. So we're not exactly the type that would so no beer at a kid's party. But then again, these people aren't exactly known for their self control.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu May 09, 2013 9:26 am

Why does everyone have to be so negative all the time? God, I hate that!

Blinded by the irony.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:37 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:43 pm

...commented on a link.
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