Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:02 am
Nothing funnier than a snarky self important letter to the editor about how an inanimate object didn't come to life via substitutiary locomotion.
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Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:09 am
I'll give him points for cleverness, though. That last line reads like the Onion.
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:39 pm
It's probably easier to eat without spoons than it is to kill a bunch of people without guns.
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:12 pm
Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:15 pm
I thought we told you to stop listening to Screamin' A. Smith!The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:59 pm
No, not that idiot.Sabo wrote:I thought we told you to stop listening to Screamin' A. Smith!The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:24 am
Heh. Nice.The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:10 am
Me and the dougs are the opposite of soccer fans and even we were talking about the blizzard game.The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:53 am
And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:07 am
I didn't hear a word about the snow soccer game until this morning.
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:18 am
Who doesn't?Jerloma wrote:And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:35 am
If he had given the gun some prosthetics instead of the wheelchair, this would have so backfired on him.
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:12 pm
These red and pink equal signs seem a little look-at-me-ish. I bet half of these people couldn't give a shit.
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:13 pm
And it's not like Judge Roberts reads your Facebook.
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Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:15 pm
Everyone turned gay on Facebook today!
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:46 pm
I have a lot of gay friends, so, just this one time, I switched it up my Facebook photo to show them support.
I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others.
Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would I go against Sulu?
I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others.
Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would I go against Sulu?
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:13 pm
Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:18 pm
What. The. Fuck.
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:53 pm
I think I'd be defriending that one.Johnnie wrote:What. The. Fuck.
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:07 pm
I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:46 pm
That is quality work, Z.ZMan wrote:I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:04 am
Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:30 am
Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:36 am
That's pretty mean. No wonder you're on your second marriage.Giff wrote:Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:38 am
I'm just happy we're equally as mean this time. Not looking forward to the third one yet.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:50 am
Ha. Just read it. Awesome stuff, both of you.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:14 am
Guys, the Awesome Things You Read On Facebook thread is in dead Swamp. Or you can just read my wall.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:13 pm
Like if you would answer the door.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:15 pm
Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.Jerloma wrote:Like if you would answer the door.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:16 pm
He is a little, um, swarthy?
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:25 pm
He looks like he's about to chunk.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:33 pm
Or laugh. For He is both the King of the Jews and knock knock jokes.P.D.X. wrote:He looks like he's about to chunk.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:34 pm
That's funny...I was thinking the same thing.brian wrote:Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.Jerloma wrote:Like if you would answer the door.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:52 pm
Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:37 pm
I don't get it. Why doesn't the metaphorical door have a metaphorical handle?Johnnie wrote:Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!
(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:47 pm
Because you have to open it from the inside and let him in.
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:30 pm
Oh my fucking God. That one somehow eluded me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:13 am
A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:15 pm
for what its worth, it couldn't have had better page-placement.Shirley wrote:A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.
I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:18 am
If you mouse over it, in the info line at the bottom it says "predator"