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Nothing funnier than a snarky self important letter to the editor about how an inanimate object didn't come to life via substitutiary locomotion.

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I'll give him points for cleverness, though. That last line reads like the Onion.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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It's probably easier to eat without spoons than it is to kill a bunch of people without guns.
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Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
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Sabo wrote:
The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
I thought we told you to stop listening to Screamin' A. Smith!
No, not that idiot.
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The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
Heh. Nice.
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The Sybian wrote:Some idiot was bitching about Sportscenter leading with the US Soccer World Cup Qualifier in the blizzard. The biggest sports story in the history of mankind, and he was bitching that it lead. Can you guys believe that shit?
Me and the dougs are the opposite of soccer fans and even we were talking about the blizzard game.
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And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
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I didn't hear a word about the snow soccer game until this morning.
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Jerloma wrote:And who the fuck leaves a loaded shotgun on their porch while the boy next door cleans their yard?
Who doesn't?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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If he had given the gun some prosthetics instead of the wheelchair, this would have so backfired on him.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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These red and pink equal signs seem a little look-at-me-ish. I bet half of these people couldn't give a shit.
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And it's not like Judge Roberts reads your Facebook.
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Everyone turned gay on Facebook today!
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I have a lot of gay friends, so, just this one time, I switched it up my Facebook photo to show them support.

I'm not into the "Hey! Look at me!" aspect of social awareness either. This time it just seems to have more gravity than others.

Plus, George Takei requested I do it. So why would I go against Sulu?
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Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
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What. The. Fuck.

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Johnnie wrote:What. The. Fuck.

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I think I'd be defriending that one.
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Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.
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ZMan wrote:
Giff wrote:Almost had to delete ZMan's comment on one of my shares, but it was just too hilarious.
I debated that one for a good 5 min before posting. But it was one of the rare times I made a pun response work, so I stuck with it.
That is quality work, Z.
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Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
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Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.

ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
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Johnnie wrote:Damn. I missed what was said. When was this posted?
Yesterday. It is on the pic I shared re: Epilepsy awareness. But now I'm sure you can guess where it's going.

ZMan, I was positive I was until I read it to my wife. Her tears made me keep it.
That's pretty mean. No wonder you're on your second marriage.
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I'm just happy we're equally as mean this time. Not looking forward to the third one yet.
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Ha. Just read it. Awesome stuff, both of you.
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Guys, the Awesome Things You Read On Facebook thread is in dead Swamp. Or you can just read my wall.
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Like if you would answer the door.
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Jerloma wrote:
Like if you would answer the door.
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Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.
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He is a little, um, swarthy?
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He looks like he's about to chunk.
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P.D.X. wrote:He looks like he's about to chunk.
Or laugh. For He is both the King of the Jews and knock knock jokes.
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brian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
Like if you would answer the door.
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Oh damn, I wish someone would post that on my wall, but I cut loose all of the Jesus freaks awhile ago. Because if some guy came dressed to your door looking like that, the LAST thing you would do is open the door. More like grab your weapon(s) and call the police.
That's funny...I was thinking the same thing.
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Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!

(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
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Johnnie wrote:Oh man! No door handle! You know why? That's the door to your heart!

(I remember this stupid fucking pic from high school.)
I don't get it. Why doesn't the metaphorical door have a metaphorical handle?
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Because you have to open it from the inside and let him in.
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Oh my fucking God. That one somehow eluded me.
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A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.

I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Shirley wrote:A college friend just posted that if you Google Image Search his name, you get a lot of pics of him ... along with one of a dick.

I tried it and it's true. And funny as shit.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Michael ... 62&bih=852" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
for what its worth, it couldn't have had better page-placement.
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If you mouse over it, in the info line at the bottom it says "predator"
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