The Swamp

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:58 pm**

So a woman posted a really cool video of a fox on her front walkway. A few seconds in, you see three nursing pups come out from under her and start play fighting. Super cute and really cool that she caught it.

Response:"I hope they stay safe forever."
Original Poster: "sorry, something ate one of the babies and left the head and backbone on the porch."
Response: "Not sure I needed to know that.
OP: "Like my husband said as he cleaned it up, it's the circle of life. Foxes are carnivores, so I will spare you the gruesome details of the other carcasses we are forced to deal with daily."

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:52 am**

Just imagine he would still be alive if he didn’t use counterfeit money! Hmmmmm 🤭 I definitely think the cops were 100% wrong though

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:49 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:28 pm**

sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:49 pm

This was all over my feed this morning as well.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:26 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:28 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:49 pm
This was all over my feed this morning as well.

Actually, I found out it was from 2016.

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:36 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:06 am**

Woman from my wife's version of the Swamp fucks up her asshole racist relative with surgical yet brutal precision:

https://globegazette.com/news/mason-cit ... f4d2f.html

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:25 am**

Diamond wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:06 am Woman from my wife's version of the Swamp fucks up her asshole racist relative with surgical yet brutal precision:

https://globegazette.com/news/mason-cit ... f4d2f.html

There's a female Swamp?

Quite the take:

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:30 am**

At what point does it become fine with instead of debating these people we just tell them to fuck themselves? Because I've moved past that point several years ago.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am**

More fun with my Aunt...

I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:57 am**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...

I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.

But that was BEFORE he found Jesus.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:06 am**

DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...

I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.

What do any of those four people have to do with Donald Trump?

Or

... walk into a bar. And they all say "Damn, I hate Donald Trump."

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:35 am**

The BEST pro-Trump "news!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 12:09 pm**

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:06 am
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...

I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
What do any of those four people have to do with Donald Trump?

Or

... walk into a bar. And they all say "Damn, I hate Donald Trump."

Hilarious!

Also, his hair is "Nature Boy Flair Blonde" in that shot.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:17 pm**

She's on a roll today:

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:28 pm**

"you know he isn't going to fuck you, right?"

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:04 pm**

its just continues...my Aunt posted this yesterday:

And, of course, I commented with the Snope link that says 'No...Gov Whitmer is not the niece of George Soros'

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:22 pm**

I always wondered what they would all do when Soros dies and they couldn't go "SORRRROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!" for every one of life's problems but nice to see Bill Gates is being groomed for that role.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:23 pm**

rass wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:28 pm "you know he isn't going to fuck you, right?"

That's become my default response.

DiS, your Aunt sounds like a peach. When was the last time she held a job or contributed to society in a meaningful way? I've got a guess but I'll hang up and listen.

Posted: **Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:23 pm**

The best ones are when someone clearly just found out about Saul Alinsky.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:07 am**

Gunpowder wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:22 pm I always wondered what they would all do when Soros dies and they couldn't go "SORRRROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!" for every one of life's problems but nice to see Bill Gates is being groomed for that role.

Well said.

Although the Jewish element of the theories will have to be filled somehow.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:02 am**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:07 am
Gunpowder wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:22 pm I always wondered what they would all do when Soros dies and they couldn't go "SORRRROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!" for every one of life's problems but nice to see Bill Gates is being groomed for that role.
Well said.

Although the Jewish element of the theories will have to be filled somehow.

Soros ticks the Jew box AND the Nazi box! How did Soros become the boogie man? It's like they make up stories to equal what the Koch Brothers actually do.

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:16 am**

The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:02 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:07 am
Gunpowder wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:22 pm I always wondered what they would all do when Soros dies and they couldn't go "SORRRROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!" for every one of life's problems but nice to see Bill Gates is being groomed for that role.
Well said.

Although the Jewish element of the theories will have to be filled somehow.
Soros ticks the Jew box AND the Nazi box! How did Soros become the boogie man? It's like they make up stories to equal what the Koch Brothers actually do.

He dares to fund human rights organizations - and I think the rise or Orban in Hungary (Soros is Hungarian) led to his demonization. He's an enemy of that fascist regime (no surprise considering he survived the Holocaust) and therefore makes an easy target as a rich Jew who stands against the eastern Europe default of xenophobia.

And never forget this... Giuliani claims he's 'more of a Jew' than Holocaust survivor George Soros

Posted: **Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:56 am**

BSF21 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 3:23 pm DiS, your Aunt sounds like a peach. When was the last time she held a job or contributed to society in a meaningful way? I've got a guess but I'll hang up and listen.

She used to be a teacher...in Utah, but I would guess that she's been retired for at least 20 years now. My uncle passed away last year, and they've been living in some podunk little town in Southern Utah for a long time. They used to live in Ogden, but after her son, my cousin Wayne, got busted running a real estate ponzi scheme, they had to leave town.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am**

Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...

I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.

So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 am**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...

I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...

Probably wasn't a very good college.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 am**

Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...

I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...
Probably wasn't a very good college.

Florida State.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 12:30 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 am
Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...

I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...
Probably wasn't a very good college.
Florida State.

LOL

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:49 pm**

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 am
Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...

I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...
Probably wasn't a very good college.
Florida State.

Confirmed

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2020 2:17 pm**

Speaking of contradictory freedom morons, I know this is a bot so I'm not responding to it but it still made me facepalm because of course a ton of real people agree with this thought. You want to add an Amendment forcing state governments to follow ALL Federal laws to a document that already contains an Amendment explicitly providing "state's rights". These fuckin' people, man.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:20 am**

They believe their Conservative principles so strongly, they are willing to throw them all away because it makes their man-baby President look bad at the hands of a Dem mayor. If people in Portland and Oregon don't like the Mayor and Governor's enforcement, they can vote them out. Unbelievable.

Posted: **Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:16 pm**

No way in hell I'm going to show you what I just saw...

Woman from one of the dog groups I'm in (dedicated to "Potcakes" - rescue mutts from the Caribbean like my Izzy) woman posted this:

Indy had a haircut today so now you can really see how big the tumor is 😩 I honestly don't know how he can still use the bathroom. Vets gave him a few weeks to live and it's been over a year now - miracle boy

With 4 photos of her old dog and the MASSIVE tumour it has on its ass.

Like - extreme closeup in one shot.

I love dogs, so I understand the urge to keep your pup alive for as long as possible... but holy fuck...

And thanks for sharing Candice.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:17 pm**

Numerous hash tags on a post kill me. I just unfollowed someone because they were so proud of their breakfast one of the hash tags was #eggs. Just fills me with a quick flash of anger that makes me want to punch something.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:40 pm**

Formerly local restaurant did that once with some sandwich they'd made and included #lettuce.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:45 pm**

Giff wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:17 pm Numerous hash tags on a post kill me. I just unfollowed someone because they were so proud of their breakfast one of the hash tags was #eggs. Just fills me with a quick flash of anger that makes me want to punch something.

I've noticed that a lot of local news reporters/anchors do this on tweets. and they also like to repeat the information verbatim in a quote tweet vs. a simple retweet. both drive me insane.

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:02 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:45 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:17 pm Numerous hash tags on a post kill me. I just unfollowed someone because they were so proud of their breakfast one of the hash tags was #eggs. Just fills me with a quick flash of anger that makes me want to punch something.
I've noticed that a lot of local news reporters/anchors do this on tweets. and they also like to repeat the information verbatim in a quote tweet vs. a simple retweet. both drive me insane.

You follow my brother in law on Facebook?

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:13 pm**

MAYBE I DO?!?!?!?!

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:17 pm**

Giff wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:17 pm Numerous hash tags on a post kill me. I just unfollowed someone because they were so proud of their breakfast one of the hash tags was #eggs. Just fills me with a quick flash of anger that makes me want to punch something.

#goals #aboutdatlife #huevos

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:03 pm**

Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 5:13 pm MAYBE I DO?!?!?!?!

You must be #excited about my nephew's #fishing. #family

Posted: **Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 pm**

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:03 pmYou must be #excited about my nephew... #f...ing. #family

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