AFC Championship - Pats/Colts

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Get to the part about Kraft making amends with Goodell and challenging him for the sake of the fans yet?

Don't want to ruin it for you.
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Kraft has privately told associates he knew that he went too far in his attacks against the league. "I had to do it for the fans," he has told confidants.

LOL.
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Johnnie wrote:Get to the part about Kraft making amends with Goodell and challenging him for the sake of the fans yet?


Good timing there.
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Many Patriots players and staff believe that Brady is a good man who has a hard time saying no to Guerrero.

Brady as malleable idiot is something I've believed for years so that fits.
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mister d wrote:
Johnnie wrote:Get to the part about Kraft making amends with Goodell and challenging him for the sake of the fans yet?


Good timing there.

Yea, that was.
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Gonna be honest, that wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.
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mister d wrote:Gonna be honest, that wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be.

Yea, it's not on the level of Wolff with Trump. It's just a solid piece of reporting without anything salacious attributed.
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I feel like I could have speculated on everything in there just based on what everyone knows or kinda knows. Except "Patriot of the Week". That was funny.
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When almost every dumb sports radio caller since Guerrero got semi-turfed was basically nailing this, it's definitely not some huge scoop.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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mister d wrote:I feel like I could have speculated on everything in there just based on what everyone knows or kinda knows. Except "Patriot of the Week". That was funny.

The other visual I liked was Guerrero blaming the training staff for player injuries and everyone else (besides Brady) realizing he was a fraud. I also thought it was interesting that Belichick traded Garropolo to SF at least in part based on his positive relationship with Kyle Shanahan. If true, that’s a pretty lucky break for the Niners. (I’m not fully sold on Garoppolo long-term but he was clearly a massive upgrade over Hoyer and Beathard.)
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Belichick walking away after this year having given his QB of the future to a friend would be super awesome.
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mister d wrote:“When I said “Tom is such a fucking credit stealer”, I clearly meant that he talks a lot, similar to sports radio show host Doug Gottlieb. It’s a pretty common phrase around here.”


Maybe part of this quote should have been "credit card stealer".

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I'm going to scream.
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Joint statement:

"For the past 18 years, the three of us have enjoyed a very good and productive working relationship. In recent days, there have been multiple media reports that have speculated theories that are unsubstantiated, highly exaggerated or flat out inaccurate. The three of us share a common goal. We look forward to the enormous challenge of competing in the postseason and the opportunity to work together in the future, just as we have for the past 18 years. It is unfortunate that there is even a need for us to respond to these fallacies. As our actions have shown, we stand united."


Um, ok. We're into the bye week?
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Wow, an impassioned response that shows their true bonds.
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Another Patriot propaganda outlet has chimed in.

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The reason he was called the "Driver Pussy Grabber" was because one time he was playing golf and he grabbed a driver but it was actually a women's club and some of the boys used an off-color term for it. Totally innocent. So dumb it has to be true. Bias.
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I would be so happy if he was no longer in this city.
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Oh my god they're doing the "weight loss" defense ...

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Tom Brady has been suspended for 4 games.
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