2015: The Year in AlexRod

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What is your level of interest in Alex Rodriguez?

I care. I care deeply.
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7%
If I see his name mentioned, I will read all the way until the end of the headline.
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29%
I can't turn off 'Sportscenter' fast enough whenever I see that centaur's face.
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64%
 
Total votes: 14

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'Eyes of weaponized hazelness.' That phrase pops into my head sometimes. Mister D, I saw the Moehringer article pop up on a couple of year-end best-of lists.

And man, this must be the most bapo thread ever. I even worked my Manziel crush into it. No wonder you guys think I'm insufferable.
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I hope this is referred to as a manzcrush.
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mister d wrote:I hope this is referred to as a manzcrush.
I would be called a 'Manzealot.' Or, as Sabo might say, 'a fucking idiot.'
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You have a Johnny Fuckin' FootFetish
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I want a nickname like Johnny Football. To be so good at something that that thing becomes your name must be an honor. But I can't think of anything that I'm good at. And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
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bapo! wrote:And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
So... BIPPO?
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Sad!
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Maybe he'll hit three HRs in that last game Friday to get to 700. (Isn't he at 697? I don't really care enough to look it up.)

Way he's been hitting he'll be lucky to get it out of the infield three times.
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Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
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Rex wrote:Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
Your avatar is the best. Ironically it's not relevant for the Swamp but still. Bravo.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Of course monogrammed towels...
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
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So much better if he has R, O and D ones instead of all As.
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If arod didn’t tell him to fuck off and call an expert he can go ahead and fuck off himself.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
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brian wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:47 am Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
Zero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.

Open back up with both barrels.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:22 am
brian wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 9:47 am Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
Zero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.

Open back up with both barrels.
The idea that she's A-Rod's beard is too delicious to allow myself to contemplate.
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LOL imagine if he were gay but not comfortable disclosing it.
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mister d wrote: Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:49 am LOL imagine if he were gay but not comfortable disclosing it.
I don't care if A-Rod is gay. Having Jennifer Lopez as a beard is pretty extreme, even for him.

(I honestly never thought for a second that he was, not that it matters. Is speculation about his sexuality a thing?)
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He was with Madonna for awhile, and her appetite for sex in those days was well advertised. So, I don’t think she’s a beard.
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Relaxing on the hammock in a suit and tie. Just like regular folks!
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sancarlos wrote: Thu Jan 28, 2021 4:59 pm Relaxing on the hammock in a suit and tie. Just like regular folks!
With professional lighting!
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My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
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mister d wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:53 am My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
Do you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:55 pm
mister d wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:53 am My “Alex probably isn’t a bad guy, just a weird dork” beliefs are receiving a massive bump today.
Do you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
If it was strictly about baseball, I'd like to say yes, but this guy would probably talk to Jayson Stark and Stark would be like "this dude is too in the weeds."
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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