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Ha. They all look so much older than me.
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Mullet count plz
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I'm all in right now
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Though Axl is struggling early. Jungle is the fourth(?) song and rough.
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And just got pissed on.

Extenuating circumstances but really angry
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Yeah, man. If a band hangs around long enough, their fans eventually deal with incontinence.
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I look forward to hearing what these "extenuating circumstances" are.
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DSafetyGuy wrote:I look forward to hearing what these "extenuating circumstances" are.


On the way home
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And Axl may have been holding back earlier.
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rass wrote:
DSafetyGuy wrote:I look forward to hearing what these "extenuating circumstances" are.


On the way home


Don't you mean in your Moscow hotel room?
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Covers:
Live and Let Die
Wichita Lineman
Godfather theme (i)nstrumental
Wish You Were Here (i)
Layla (i)
Black Hole Sun
Knocking on Heaven's Door
Rain Song (riff)
Melissa (intro only, acoustic into Patience)
The Seeker
The back of my left leg by piss

Tickets were a birthday present for one of my best friends from his wife, who herself is my wife's best friend. He brought a couple of other guys, two mutual good friends and two guys he knows through his kids. One of those last two guys, about 4 songs in, just whipped it out and pissed while standing at his seat. I was in front of him.

Look, I'm not a hit first guy. But I almost did, then stopped and thought about my friends missing the concert so I just went to the bathroom and dumped water on the back of my leg and then switched seats. I'm 99% sure the woman next to me took some and I don't know why her husband didn't act.
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God, what an asshole. Did you at least get a chance to vent?
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To my wife, on fucking TeamSnap when the parents from one of my kid's teams went on chat spree and now here. Will text my friend when I'm sure he's home and alone.
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Backing up, he peed directly on you or he’s a dick who “just pissed on the fuckin’ seat” and it splashed you?
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I don't think he set out to pee on me. I think he was drunk.
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mister d wrote:Backing up, he peed directly on you or he’s a dick who “just pissed on the fuckin’ seat” and it splashed you?

I agree that it's worse to get peed on directly, but what kind of a dick just whips it out at Madison fucking Square Garden and pees on the floor and/or seats and/or people? I've seen a lot of rude behavior in my day, but that's pretty bad.
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rass wrote:I don't think he set out to pee on me. I think he was drunk.


Still not quite answering if it was direct.
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...in the warm October rain.







Dude - that’s foul and your restraint is admirable!
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That is not normal.
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mister d wrote:
rass wrote:I don't think he set out to pee on me. I think he was drunk.


Still not quite answering if it was direct.


From his cock to my leg?



teeteebee wrote:...in the warm October rain.


boo
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In less upsetting terms, that's what I was asking. Getting pee splashed on you would be very gross. Getting directly peed on while an hour train ride from home is "top 3 grossest things that have ever happened to me" bad.
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Yeah, I'm not a fighter, but I would've been that night.
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Hang on....so instead of being a normal, adult human person and going to the restroom, this guy just whips it out and starts taking a leak...on the floor...at a concert...with thousands of people around him? What the actual fuck? That's insane!

And I wouldn't have hit him (I haven't been in a fight since the 3rd grade), but I wouldn't have absolutely found security and had him thrown out. That's just disgusting.
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The funny (?) thing is that the dude was literally ok with standing in his own urine to watch the show.
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And I just listened to this week's Dumb People Town today, which included this story.
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P.D.X. wrote:The funny (?) thing is that the dude was literally ok with standing in his own urine to watch the show.


Oh shit, Rass, he's saying your pants aren't absorbent!
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Just scored some free tix for Father John Misty tonight. Curious to see what the live show is like.
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But I'll consider a win if I don't get pissed on.
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90% chance it ranges from annoying to infuriating, 10% chance its really good. No in between with that dude. (But I'd definitely check it out too, atleast the first time.)
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This morning I told my friend whose ticket I was on what happened. He was horrified (though relieved (ha) it wasn't something he did because he was pretty drunk himself and could tell I was pissed (ha) about something). I may have just torn a sleepy suburban NJ town's tee ball league apart.
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mister d wrote:90% chance it ranges from annoying to infuriating, 10% chance its really good. No in between with that dude. (But I'd definitely check it out too, atleast the first time.)


Yeah, nice thing about free tickets are if it sucks I can just bail halfway through with no regrets.
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rass wrote:This morning I told my friend whose ticket I was on what happened. He was horrified (though relieved (ha) it wasn't something he did because he was pretty drunk himself and could tell I was pissed (ha) about something). I may have just torn a sleepy suburban NJ town's tee ball league apart.


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rass wrote:Going to see GNR at MSG tonight (on someone else's dime).

Between my preconceived notions about the current quality of the band, the train, the rain, the late night and p...e...e..., I'm not as excited as seventh grade me would have been.


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Ha. Just two guys taking the piss out of each other.
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So I’m really high but I’m also convinced the whole “Father John Misty” thing is genius on a level few can comprehend. Like next next level shit. You can enjoy it (or not enjoy it) on any level you want.
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He does a stand-up bit in the middle of the set.
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When I picked up my kids yesterday after work, the first thing the oldest asked was "did you get peed on last night?". It took 10 minutes or so, but flat out ignoring her repeated questioning eventually worked.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm actually laughing at my desk right now.
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So, your daughter reads the Swamp?
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