Hey BFJ.....you could have been a star I tell you..star

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Are we absolutely sure that isn't him though?
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I've gotten tagged in tweets that were meant for him.
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I'm too sad and unhappy to be that guy anyway.
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Hey BFJ ... ever since you changed your avatar to your RimWorld likeness, I read all of your posts in Eric Cartman's voice.

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Sabo wrote:Hey BFJ ... ever since you changed your avatar to your RimWorld likeness, I read all of your posts in Eric Cartman's voice.

Just sayin'.
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Wasn't that guy completely reviled on twitter awhile back for stealing jokes from other comics and posting them himself without attribution?
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sancarlos wrote:Wasn't that guy completely reviled on twitter awhile back for stealing jokes from other comics and posting them himself without attribution?
Yes, Josh Ostrovsky is his name.
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sancarlos wrote:Wasn't that guy completely reviled on twitter awhile back for stealing jokes from other comics and posting them himself without attribution?
Yes, Josh Ostrovsky is his name.

I was gonna say Amy Schumer.
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Hey BFJ ... if I want to make pit beef but obviously don't have a deli slicer, am I going complete blasphemy if I get the flavors right but braise the beef?
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mister d wrote:Hey BFJ ... if I want to make pit beef but obviously don't have a deli slicer, am I going complete blasphemy if I get the flavors right but braise the beef?


I have no idea. I don’t eat beef.
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That was awkward.
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Well ok hope everyone has a nice weekend see you later.
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rass wrote:That was awkward.


What just happened? Why was that question directed at me? Am I some sort of pit beef expert? Are Jews typically the pit beef gurus?
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bfj wrote:
rass wrote:That was awkward.


What just happened? Why was that question directed at me? Am I some sort of pit beef expert? Are Jews typically the pit beef gurus?


I had to Google pit beef. Apparently it's a Maryland thing, so maybe he assumed a Marylander would have an opinion?
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I’ve never seen or heard of it outside MD.
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Beef Foregoing Jew

I know I’m just a Delaware kid, but I grew up with Bull on the Beach at the local mall, and as long as you have provolone and some form of horseradish I won’t care how you cut the meat.
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I've never seen it with provolone or cheese of any kind. I need another baltimore-er to jump in here.
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mister d wrote:I've never seen it with provolone or cheese of any kind. I need another baltimore-er to jump in here.


I wish I could help. Never knew it was a Baltimore specific food. I’ve eaten it, but it’s been 10+ years since I’ve had any beef. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.
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But Chap’s is the best from what I remember and it is right next to a pretty good titty bar.
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Ask him about crab and old bay. I bet he knows that.
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sancarlos wrote:Ask him about crab and old bay. I bet he knows that.


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Hey guys. Before I forget... Fuck the non-cow eater and his football team.
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rass wrote:Hey guys. Before I forget... Fuck the non-cow eater and his football team.


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