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Post by govmentchedda » Fri May 22, 2020 9:23 pm

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All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
I hate everything about that team.
I like Pep
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Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri May 22, 2020 9:27 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 9:23 pm
Pruitt wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 8:32 pm
govmentchedda wrote:
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All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
I hate everything about that team.
I like Pep
KDB is a boss...

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Post by Pruitt » Fri May 22, 2020 10:50 pm

De Bruyne is fantastic.

I was referring to the fact that the team's existence as a top squad is because a regressive dictatorship decided to launch a charm offensive.
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Post by Giff » Sun May 24, 2020 9:00 am

I don’t follow soccer all that much, so these kits have to be a joke, right?
Muh.

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Post by wlu_lax6 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:32 am

Dortmund did a little teaser of their new kit....looks like they may have gotten Zubaz to sponsor.

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Post by wlu_lax6 » Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm

Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).

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Post by travzilla » Thu Jul 30, 2020 1:54 pm

Canadian Premier League releases all 8 away kits for this year, black across the board with some kind of city icon for each one. York's (green) is just a map :)

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I generally hate league-wide templates but for a short tournament of a season I think it's fine. Plus I still like black jerseys even though that's not cool anymore.

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Post by Shirley » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm
Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm

Those look great.
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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:05 pm

Shirley wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm
Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
Not a Chance the Rapper fan?
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Post by Shirley » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:06 pm

govmentchedda wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:05 pm
Shirley wrote:
Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm
Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
Not a Chance the Rapper fan?
Guess not. I don't get the reference. (And honestly, I don't remember what Three even is.)
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by govmentchedda » Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:09 pm

I think the 3 is a telecom company, and Chance wore their hats like a uniform back when he was the hotness.
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Post by A_B » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:53 am

Those are bangin'.
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Post by brian » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:56 am

A_B wrote:
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Those are bangin'.
Oh yes. I bought one.

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Post by MaxWebster » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:58 am

:o

i literally thought WhataBurger was completely made up by David Foster Wallace in Infinite Jest. Had no idea it was/is real.

(I've made numerous offhand "oh i ate at WhataBurger" cracks over the years if I couldn't remember the name of a place (that are obviously not funny).)

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Post by wlu_lax6 » Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:23 pm

I did not know MD had a NAHL Junior Hockey team, but like their jerseys.
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Post by degenerasian » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:08 pm

A ridiculous promotion video for Avangard Omsk!



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Post by The Sybian » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:34 pm

Wow, adds 100 points of speed AND doubles as a nightgown for your lady!
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Post by A_B » Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:51 pm

What the fuck
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Post by govmentchedda » Sat Sep 05, 2020 7:51 pm

Zebra chic
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Sat Sep 05, 2020 8:44 pm

My summer league lacrosse team that was made up off all the refs had something very similar. Well even ours actually looked better than that.

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Post by Pruitt » Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:16 am

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Post by Shirley » Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:26 am

Holy shit, I hope those are real.
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by mister d » Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:33 am

I hope this makes Bruno hand in a transfer request.
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Post by govmentchedda » Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:52 am

No one looks happy in that new Man U kit.



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Post by mister d » Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:57 am

The fact that the stripes disconnect from each other takes them another two levels past horrible.

(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
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Post by govmentchedda » Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:21 am

mister d wrote:
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The fact that the stripes disconnect from each other takes them another two levels past horrible.

(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
Having him pose with it on will certainly help with sales. Dude can't help being devastatingly handsome.
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Post by Shirley » Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:57 am

Chelsea needs to try that with Giroud and their awful new third kit.




(still better than ManU's though)
Totally Kafkaesque

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Post by govmentchedda » Tue Sep 08, 2020 11:29 am

The Athletic piece about the zebra kit implied that they weren't going to wear the zebra shorts with the zebra shirt. That may help it a little.
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Post by wlu_lax6 » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:50 am

Was thinking about this while watching football this weekend.
Why don't any teams go matte instead of high gloss football helmets? Or Chrome them out? It would just give them a different look to shake up the uniform in a dramatic way (which is hard for football). Guess hockey has not gone chrome or matte either. Maybe it is a TV thing or indoor lighting issue for hockey.

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Post by Rush2112 » Tue Sep 15, 2020 11:55 am

CU has an alt helmet that's matte.

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Post by rass » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:10 pm

Once again proving that no one cares about Jacksonville.
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Post by A_B » Tue Sep 15, 2020 12:31 pm

UK has a chrome and a couple of Matte options.
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Post by P.D.X. » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:48 pm

Matte has been all the rage for a few years now.

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Post by mister d » Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:48 pm

Everyone wants to be the Yankees.
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