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TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:48 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm Are kids soft? I think we're pretty much seeing the opposite.
its a generation of people demanding safe spaces....maybe im cynical but asking for a safe space when i was a kid would have gotten you called a pussy. soft was the nicest adjective i had available
I think the safe space thing is a little overblown by outlets like Fox News, who have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo.
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TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:48 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm Are kids soft? I think we're pretty much seeing the opposite.
its a generation of people demanding safe spaces....maybe im cynical but asking for a safe space when i was a kid would have gotten you called a pussy. soft was the nicest adjective i had available
BULLSHIT. You are better than this. Stop spouting fucking right wing talking points crap. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
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brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:48 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm Are kids soft? I think we're pretty much seeing the opposite.
its a generation of people demanding safe spaces....maybe im cynical but asking for a safe space when i was a kid would have gotten you called a pussy. soft was the nicest adjective i had available
I think the safe space thing is a little overblown by outlets like Fox News, who have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo.
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Participation trophies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate this entire line of bullshit spouted by old white men.
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tennbengal wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:16 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:48 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm Are kids soft? I think we're pretty much seeing the opposite.
its a generation of people demanding safe spaces....maybe im cynical but asking for a safe space when i was a kid would have gotten you called a pussy. soft was the nicest adjective i had available
BULLSHIT. You are better than this. Stop spouting fucking right wing talking points crap. Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

maybe its a "back in my day thimg, maybe its me being in my thirties but really...its a lot of whiny entilted kids around me. maybe i just hate children in general? maybe texas is wearing on me but anytime i see a teenager they annoy the everloving shit out of me. although i did vote in the republican primary yesterday, but that was only to try to stop ted cruz.
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McDonald's restaurants have been "safe places" for as long as I can remember. Fire stations, police stations, etc are often safe places as well. The program started when I was 6, in 1983.
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:19 pm Participation trophies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate this entire line of bullshit spouted by old white men.
Yes! God damn, every year i played little league, we got something at the end whether we won or not. I want to throat-punch fuckers who whine about this like their generation never whined about shit.
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Giff wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:30 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:19 pm Participation trophies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate this entire line of bullshit spouted by old white men.
Yes! God damn, every year i played little league, we got something at the end whether we won or not. I want to throat-punch fuckers who whine about this like their generation never whined about shit.

Yep. The only time I thought I "won" something was the year we won the league when I was 12. I still liked getting a trophy the other times.
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I don't know. Sounds like a lot of beta cuck pussies in here.
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Did Betsy Devos really think "banning the press" was going to work, what with a bunch of teens that have absolutely destroyed everyone deserving on social media?
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TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm proceed to BRUNCH?? WTF kinda school do they go to? christ...no wonder kids are soft when they have to choose between a walkout or brunch
Some kids start classes at 7:30, and they take an early lunch. They call it brunch to distinguish it from the later lunch.
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sancarlos wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:49 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm proceed to BRUNCH?? WTF kinda school do they go to? christ...no wonder kids are soft when they have to choose between a walkout or brunch
Some kids start classes at 7:30, and they take an early lunch. They call it brunch to distinguish it from the later lunch.
Yeah, right. They're probably eating avocado toast and drinking mimosas.
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brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:55 pm
sancarlos wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:49 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm proceed to BRUNCH?? WTF kinda school do they go to? christ...no wonder kids are soft when they have to choose between a walkout or brunch
Some kids start classes at 7:30, and they take an early lunch. They call it brunch to distinguish it from the later lunch.
Yeah, right. They're probably eating avocado toast and drinking mimosas.
I had an eggs benedict and mimosas line I just couldn't get right.
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A_B wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:56 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:55 pm
sancarlos wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:49 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm proceed to BRUNCH?? WTF kinda school do they go to? christ...no wonder kids are soft when they have to choose between a walkout or brunch
Some kids start classes at 7:30, and they take an early lunch. They call it brunch to distinguish it from the later lunch.
Yeah, right. They're probably eating avocado toast and drinking mimosas.
I had an eggs benedict and mimosas line I just couldn't get right.
Great minds.
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I know you guys are just having fun with this, but I'd point out it is a PUBLIC school. So, very few frills at this place.
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A_B wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:56 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:55 pm
sancarlos wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:49 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm proceed to BRUNCH?? WTF kinda school do they go to? christ...no wonder kids are soft when they have to choose between a walkout or brunch
Some kids start classes at 7:30, and they take an early lunch. They call it brunch to distinguish it from the later lunch.
Yeah, right. They're probably eating avocado toast and drinking mimosas.
I had an eggs benedict and mimosas line I just couldn't get right.
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I think the issue is calling it "brunch." I've heard other places that take a break around this time of day (mid-morning) and they call it "snack."

Brunch is just an odd turn of phrase to use there.
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It sounds like staggered lunch times to me, not 2 meals for each kid. Which would make it weird to call it a snack.

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When's recess?
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:28 pm It sounds like staggered lunch times to me, not 2 meals for each kid. Which would make it weird to call it a snack.

SC you gotta sort this out.
OK, I just asked the wife, who of course was not at all shocked that i don't know how anything works at my daughter's high school. Apparently I was mistaken. Contrary to my previous statement, it is not an early lunch. It is a snack break. A recess. Whatever you want to call it. For some reason, they call it "brunch", despite the fact that the cafeteria is not available until later, at "lunch".

Eta: My wife (after mocking my lack of knowledge), just also clarified that the school doesn't actually have a "cafeteria". This being California, the kids eat their lunches (brought from home) outside 90% of the time, and in the "multi-use room", otherwise. The things you learn two months before your daughter graduates...
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And are mimosas served or what?
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Mimosa clearly a given. Are they hipsters (avocado toast) or octogenarians(eggs Benedict)?
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degenerasian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:33 pm When's recess?
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:59 pm
degenerasian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:33 pm When's recess?
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I remember school lunch being an absolute atrocity. I changed schools a few times too when I was younger. Every one everywhere was disgusting.

So if these kids are eating decently these days, I'm glad things changed.

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brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:57 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:48 pm
brian wrote: Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:45 pm Are kids soft? I think we're pretty much seeing the opposite.
its a generation of people demanding safe spaces....maybe im cynical but asking for a safe space when i was a kid would have gotten you called a pussy. soft was the nicest adjective i had available
I think the safe space thing is a little overblown by outlets like Fox News, who have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo.
Plus, given how much national shit women have faced for "demanding" safe spaces, I think asking for safe spaces is pretty damned brave.
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wouldnt the brave thing just be dealing with your own problems and shit without demandimg a place to go cry about it? There werent safe spaces on campus when I was growing up, and it was fine. I just dont get the need
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You're trotting out the old macho thing that makes people who need help not get help because it makes them seem 'weak'.

Shit, TT, didn't you have a pretty bad substance abuse issue at one point? Maybe if you'd found a safe space that could have been averted? Obviously, that's making an assumption, but the point is that the mindset you are displaying is a big reason we are where we are.
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And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
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Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
Everywhere except old houses
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Because of the low doorways. Yes!
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Ryan wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:45 am
Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
Everywhere except old houses
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Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
This. You probably don't have people say "I'll rape you and kill you, cunt" if you express a contrary political opinion.
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Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
this is fair. ill take the i dont get it cause im a white male criticism.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:32 am
Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
This. You probably don't have people say "I'll rape you and kill you, cunt" if you express a contrary political opinion.
i deal poker so i probably get threatened with physical violence more than the rest of you combined, but I take your point
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TT2.0 wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:21 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:32 am
Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
This. You probably don't have people say "I'll rape you and kill you, cunt" if you express a contrary political opinion.
i deal poker so i probably get threatened with physical violence more than the rest of you combined, but I take your point
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:29 pm
TT2.0 wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:21 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:32 am
Shirley wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:41 am And, as a tall white dude, most of the world counts as a safe space.
This. You probably don't have people say "I'll rape you and kill you, cunt" if you express a contrary political opinion.
i deal poker so i probably get threatened with physical violence more than the rest of you combined, but I take your point
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TT2.0 wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 3:14 am wouldnt the brave thing just be dealing with your own problems and shit without demandimg a place to go cry about it? There werent safe spaces on campus when I was growing up, and it was fine. I just dont get the need
TT bringing out the old "Let them eat cake" level of tone deaf. That kid in FL didn't need a safe space either and he took care of his problem.
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