The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:29 pm

That is one tough man.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by The Sybian » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:16 pm

Pruitt wrote:
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That is one tough man.
I hope he gives some homemade sausage to the cops that saved his life.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:45 pm

President Trump: "It's a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time."
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:21 pm

"Pruitt is an outstanding representative of the team. The fans love him."

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:25 am

MERRIMACK — A naked man accused of attacking police officers Friday night outside a hotel in Merrimack was arrested after being subdued with a Taser, officials said.

Richard Chase, 52, of Merrimack was arrested late Friday ...

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:14 pm

A_B wrote:
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:59 pm

That is the glowing chalice at the end of a long hallway of this thread.

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm

I miss J-Lo : (
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:39 pm

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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"Pruitt is an outstanding representative of the team. The fans love him."

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Jerloma » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:31 am

mister d wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm
I miss J-Lo : (
Aw.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Jerloma » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:27 am

Jesus...No!
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:34 am

Women's wheelchair push race winner's name is Manuela Schaer??

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by govmentchedda » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:53 pm

Ryan wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:23 am
Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Around here we just call it, Derry.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Jerloma » Wed May 08, 2019 10:23 am

The charlatan who got elected to the Oval office mainly because people think he's a great businessman is objectively the worst businessman in the country.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Wed May 08, 2019 10:28 am

Get the fuck out of here.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:01 pm

Saying "Capice?" to someone who doesn't understand the loanword? Or would it have to be in an email written to a native Italian who is illiterate?
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by rass » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:45 pm

Suspicious Package Investigation at New Rochelle Station
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:56 pm

A_B wrote:
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:48 pm

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by govmentchedda » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:57 pm

Drogue No!
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm

It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Shirley » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:32 pm

Pruitt wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm
It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
He snorted it
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by P.D.X. » Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:04 pm

+ redundant strike-thru. It already says "no"!

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:30 am

A_B wrote:
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