The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:29 pm

That is one tough man.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by The Sybian » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:16 pm

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That is one tough man.
I hope he gives some homemade sausage to the cops that saved his life.
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Post by rass » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:56 pm

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:45 pm

President Trump: "It's a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time."
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Mon Dec 03, 2018 7:25 am

MERRIMACK — A naked man accused of attacking police officers Friday night outside a hotel in Merrimack was arrested after being subdued with a Taser, officials said.

Richard Chase, 52, of Merrimack was arrested late Friday ...
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:14 pm

rass wrote:
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:59 pm

That is the glowing chalice at the end of a long hallway of this thread.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm

I miss J-Lo : (
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Post by Pruitt » Mon Feb 04, 2019 1:39 pm

Gavin McInnes Sues Southern Poverty Law Center for Branding Proud Boys ‘Hate Group’
In the lawsuit, McInnes blames the SPLC’s “hate group” designation for the Proud Boys for everything from his being kicked off of PayPal, Facebook, and Twitter, to criticism from his own neighbors in a tony New York suburb.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:00 am

"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Jerloma » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:31 am

mister d wrote:
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I miss J-Lo : (
Aw.
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Post by Ryan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:23 am

Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Post by Jerloma » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:27 am

Jesus...No!
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Ryan » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:34 am

Women's wheelchair push race winner's name is Manuela Schaer??
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Post by govmentchedda » Mon Apr 15, 2019 1:53 pm

Ryan wrote:
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Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Around here we just call it, Derry.
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Post by Jerloma » Wed May 08, 2019 10:23 am

The charlatan who got elected to the Oval office mainly because people think he's a great businessman is objectively the worst businessman in the country.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Wed May 08, 2019 10:28 am

Get the fuck out of here.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by L-Jam3 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:01 pm

Saying "Capice?" to someone who doesn't understand the loanword? Or would it have to be in an email written to a native Italian who is illiterate?
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by rass » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:45 pm

Suspicious Package Investigation at New Rochelle Station
The call about the suspicious package was made at one of the MTA"s new Help Point intercoms. Only problem: The packages in question were more of the same help centers used to actually make the call.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:56 pm

rass wrote:
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:48 pm

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Post by govmentchedda » Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:57 pm

Drogue No!
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Pruitt » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm

It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by Shirley » Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:32 pm

Pruitt wrote:
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It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
He snorted it
Totally Kafkaesque

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by P.D.X. » Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:04 pm

+ redundant strike-thru. It already says "no"!

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by mister d » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:30 am

rass wrote:
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Post by Jerloma » Thu May 07, 2020 12:56 pm

Today is both the National Day of Prayer and also the National Day of Reason.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by brian » Thu May 07, 2020 1:04 pm

Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?

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Post by Jerloma » Thu May 07, 2020 1:06 pm

brian wrote:
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Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?
Ha. Yes. I didn't even know that was a thing.
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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by DSafetyGuy » Sun May 10, 2020 9:59 am

“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by DaveInSeattle » Fri May 15, 2020 10:50 am



'Rush To Judgment' you say?

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Post by Pruitt » Fri May 15, 2020 11:15 am

$5 says that there's at least one swastika inked on those cro-magnons.
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Post by Sabo » Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:39 pm

Mallards rule.

So do cassowaries.

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Post by P.D.X. » Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:53 pm

DaveInSeattle wrote:
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lol

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Post by rass » Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am

But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
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Post by A_B » Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:08 am

rass wrote:
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But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
Yes, this makes things super clear!
The wife just accidentally called you. “Accidentally”. Sorry

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Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

Post by DSafetyGuy » Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:48 am

A_B wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:08 am
rass wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am
But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
Yes, this makes things super clear!
I got you, rass.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”

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